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@cabronanebulae.bsky.social
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extroverted recluse in l.a. still sober, still vegan.

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 1h
Miguel Rojas confirmed he has played his last game, he’s retiring and moving into some role with the Dodgers going forward. He’s still wearing his cleats, said it’s going to be very hard to take them off
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Aria Gerson @aria-gerson.bsky.social · 2h
The last thing baseball needs right now is a bunch of people who have no personal stake in TV ratings whining about the World Series matchup and how nobody wants to watch it. It's that kind of energy that makes fans of small-market teams feel like there's no hope for them, even though...
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 1h
now is not the time to wear your packers gear. this is baseball.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 2h
hello, i want to report a murder!
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Funny Dog Making a Phone Call
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 2h
i ____ this team.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 4h
The relief and energy in Shohei's bat flip celebration (with the live call so there's no Smoltz)
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 4h
ohtani is not hitting a homerun.
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kylie, themeny of the state (spooky),,, @kylie.hater.club · 4h
me when the dodgers lose NLCS:
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 14h
bronco on tiny desk would heal me.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 14h
idc about the dodgers, we’re getting los tigres del norte on tiny desk.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
wrap this shit up.
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Blake Snell's first pitch was a strike, at least
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
trust me, i hate the dodgers, too.
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Umpire Scorecards @umpscorecard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#Postseason Umpire: Chris Segal Final: Dodgers 4, Brewers 7 #Dodgers // #ThisIsMyCrew #LADvsMIL // #MILvsLAD More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpir…
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ohtani trynna bunt was not on ANYONE’s bingo card.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this dodgers game feels like an episode of twin peaks. no, i will not elaborate.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wtf is going on @ yamamoto?!
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
fuck this team. (see y’all at the next one.)
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE TOP TEN IN SINGAPORE 👀 #F1 #SingaporeGP
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
purposely missed the race cuz i truly do not wanna see that man’s gf on my screen. that’s why his ass got 6th place.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
man, fuck the kings.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
really wanted the white sox to wrap this series up.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what a day for baseball.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In the second game of the NL bracket, the Padres beat the Cubs 8-0. Apart from that, the NL playoff teams haven't scored more than six runs in a game, and have only scored more than four runs three times
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Kendall @kendallrjones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
padres fans interfering?! color me surprised.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🗣️DA YANKEES LOSE‼️
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 08/10/2026
Not even the Baltimore Orioles’ mascots, Oriole Bird and Mr. Splash, could be spared by corporate greed. They were 1099 employees, by the way, which means #GreedyCEOs weren’t even paying them payroll taxes or benefits.
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Oriole Bird mascot, Mr. Splash employees among layoffs in Baltimore
The mascots were among more than two dozen employees let go by the club as part of layoffs.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i’m 3 out of 4 baseball games for the day. idk if i can bring myself to watch the brewers vs padres game.
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mumbleoutage.bsky.social @mumbleoutage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now show Volpe looking upset instead of his smug asshole face
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fan interference, i know that’s right.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
10.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we get 4 baseball games today!
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Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office
ALT: Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
also hella happy for miguel vargas… actually, the whitesox & south side of chicago is who i’m mostly happy for.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i love when the catcher gives the pitcher a lil pep talk to remind him who he is.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
really into latin jazz as of late.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
chat gtt looking ass.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kings lost but i made eye contact w/ my man.
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
out of context, Stephen Nelson saying "once again, the Truist Park turf costing somebody their legs" sounds a lot worse than he meant
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how i arrived on Bluesky:
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Salma Hayek Cannes
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, freddie freeman ain’t crying for the braves anymore.
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Dingerbot @dingerbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LAD Home Run! Freddie Freeman homers (2) on a fly ball to right center field. The score is now LAD 3, ATL 0 (Top 4)
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Dingerbot @dingerbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LAD Home Run! Enrique Hernández homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. Andy Pages scores. The score is now LAD 2, ATL 0 (Top 4)
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“hoy el aire huele a ti, a complicidad, a hierba fresca y besos” me & my new le labo fragrance
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thinking about this lil 6f in los feliz who asked me if i wanted to fight ice & to sign a petition. gotta be the weirdest shit cuz another one of her people passed before me & they weren’t asked that.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my brother just messaged me, “kyle tucker”. that’s it.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
frank drives by donnie as he rides his bike home. 😭😭😭
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Umpire Scorecards @umpscorecard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Postseason Umpire: Alex Tosi Final: White Sox 7, Astros 3 #WhiteSox // #ChaseTheFight #CWSvsHOU // #HOUvsCWS More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpir…
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@ cubs, fight back, wtffff.
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bootleg salma hayek @cabronanebulae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the astros have been eliminated by miggy vargas & co.
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