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Cori(Alex)Ander

@c0r14nd3r.bsky.social
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I’m not like other girls 💅

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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing like an unexpected pap smear to start the day ✨🥴
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everything the pro-Trump billionaire Ellison family will now own: Paramount+ CBS CNN Showtime HBO Warner Bros TNT TBS MTV DC Studios Nickelodeon Comedy Central And more... With this comes the power to decide which stories get told, but more importantly, which stories DON'T get told. Shameful.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ingredient prepping>>>meal prepping
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The top three worst thing about using the mens’ room as a trans man: 1) realizing how many men don’t wash their hands 2) the frequency that men use stalls without closing or locking the door 3) the weird grunting noises
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The celebrity endorsement commercials for GLP-1s are absolutely maddening.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I honestly have no idea how people who don’t know me perceive me.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My kid being obsessed with their first musical is already a huge win, but the fact that the musical is Hadestown is just absolutely fantastic.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This time last week, I had never seen a single episode of AGT & I wish I could go back to that time (I am too emotional for this)
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Microwaved sweet potato is really that girl
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Turned in my final project for my summer class- I’m finally on summer break!!!!
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Have any neuroscientists done a deep dive in to head banging at rock concerts? Because I really think that they should.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sure, it would be great to be seated closer to the stage and all… but honestly, just existing in the same vicinity as my all time favorite band is enough for me right now.
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
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the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The length my cat will go to just to sit on my lap … 🤣
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Standing in line for the deli and waiting for your order feels like a humiliation ritual
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Who’s dumb idea was it to make the cure for ADHD a pill you have to remember to take everyday?
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“She didn’t have an army of transsexuals she could call on to save her in her moment of need the way I do”
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I think one of my greatest joys as a parent is hearing my kiddo say something they picked up from me. Its just the cutest thing in the world.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Can anyone give me the rundown on whats happening with Marsha’s?
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Not me comparing the nutrition facts on doritos and funyuns as if any of this shit even matters 🥴
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The irony of the security guard checking my bag for weapons and then watching me hesitate to step outside on to the escalator (out of fear)
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
One thing about me is I’m never getting less than 100% on a participation grade.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Being called a “very kind young man” by an elderly woman at the grocery store is all the validation I need for the week.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fish are a social construct
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Update: Fartzie is single-beanedly getting me through my finals.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I love randomly reading all of @ewindisch.ontological.observer ‘s posts, even though I only ever understand about 0.0005% of what she’s saying.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
And now Fartzie has a window and a plant 🥹🖤
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I was freaking out about writing this ten page paper thinking: how the heck am I going to write ten whole pages??? Turns out my real issue is going keeping it within the ten page limit. What the heck in the world.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yes, my plate is very full… but my cup runneth over. 🥲🖤
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/04/2026
Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I’m sorry, but someone has to say it: Sharpies dry out way too quickly
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Be honest: how much credit card debt is it normal to have in your thirties?
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I cook ‘em on the stove in a non stick pan on low heat until they’re cooked through, turning frequently, and then raise the heat up in the last minute or two to get a nice bit of char.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Today will be comprised of: 8hrs working my FT job, 2hrs working my PT job, and 3hrs in class taking a Midterm exam, and it is literally all back-to-back.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Just ate a metric ton of soup. Life is good.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Soup is so cool because it’s basically just tasty hot liquid that makes everything you put it in it also tasty and hot.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
As much as I hate homework, it is admittedly SIGNIFICANTLY easier to do when I actually give a shit about the topic.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Remember when Minecraft was just a fun cute little game I played in my spare time- where all I wanted to do was mine cobblestone for hours and look at the pretty landscapes???? Why am I now building increasingly complex machines & doing math???? For fun????????
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Body hurts because of not enough movement. Movement hard because body hurts. And so on and so forth.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
There is so much art I want to create but I have neither the time nor resources to bring to fruition and that is SAD.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
We got fast food for dinner and half of my meal was missing from the bag. Without a second thought, my kiddo put some of her meal on my plate. I raised an exceptionally amazing human. I am so grateful.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
“And your armour can't protect you from the fear you feel inside And the war is coming now, you see, there's nowhere left to hide” is a great lyric, especially since it’s sung by this character:
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My cat loves milk but she can’t have it because she is lactose intolerant and I know how hard that is as I also love milk and can’t have it because I’m lactose intolerant.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Gentle reminder to all that it’s not helpful to punish behavior you want to see. For instance, if you want people to be outraged about something but then when they are, you suggest that they should have been outraged sooner. I understand where it comes from and it’s not that the point is invalid…
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If they made nutritionally-dense human kibble that tasted good, I would have no problem just eating that 99.9% of the time.
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The sounds my tummy has been making today are craaaazy
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I have a PF Black Card now btw so if anyone wants to come be my gym buddy (for free), please lmk. ✨
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My child, holding up a piece of scrambled egg, “this kinda looks like a unicorn, but without the tail or legs or a horn” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Cori(Alex)Ander @c0r14nd3r.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“I know where most of the countries are”-Fox “Do you know where Latvia is?”-me “Yeah, isn’t that in South America?”-Fox
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