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Christopher Stanners

@c-stanners.bsky.social
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Man. Writer. Retro hipster twat. I know this is nonsense, but it is my nonsense.

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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shake gin, lemon juice and Cointreau, and fine strain.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you're gonna be haunted this Halloween, it might as well be by this White Lady.
A yellowish White Lady cocktail in a Martini glass.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shake Scotch, cherry brandy, Italian vermouth and orange juice. Fine strain, and garnish with a flamed orange peel.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first of this year's Halloween drinks is one for all you vampires out there. It's called the Blood And Sand.
A dark orange Blood And Sand cocktail in a Martini glass.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shake vodka, lemon juice and sugar syrup. Top up with soda, and garnish with a lemon slice.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hard? This Hard Lemonade is absolutely nails, man!
A Yellow Hard Lemonade in an ice-filled glass, garnished with a slice of lemon.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Little Shop day!
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cut a long spiral of lemon peel and wind it round the inside of the glass. Fill the glass with ice, and pour bourbon and ginger ale.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I might be a horse's ass, but I'm drinking a Horse's Neck.
A golden Horse's Neck cocktail in a tall, ice-filled glass, garnished with the signature spiral of lemon peel wound round the inside of the glass.
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t own much band ephemera, that and autographs aren’t my thing really. But here’s something interesting. At the end of the night we’d have to and clear up, collect the hard plastic glasses, sweep up while looking out for anything that might have been dropped, such as money or soft drugs.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stir Irish whiskey, Italian vermouth, apricot brandy and Cynar. Garnish with a lemon zest twist.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's a Holy Joe Cocktail for Holy Joe — the holiest Joe I know.
A dark red Holy Joe Cocktail in a coupe glass decorated with a vine and grapes pattern, garnished with a twist of lemon zest.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shake light rum, Grand Marnier, apricot brandy and lime juice. Garnish with a wedge of lime.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A Periodista Daiquiri. 'Periodista' means 'journalist' in Spanish. So don't try and tell us you never learn owt from my posts.
A yellow Periodista Daiquiri in a Martini glass, garnished with a wedge of lime.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pour spiced rum, lime juice and a dash of Angostura bitters. Top up with ginger beer, and garnish with a lime wedge.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's a bank holiday weekend and Leeds Festival so of course the forecast is for a Perfect Storm... Highball.
A golden Perfect Storm Highball in an ice-filled glass, garnished with a wedge of lime.
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Simon Price @simonprice.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My OTHER favourite Tim Curry performance: Johnny LaGuardia in Times Square, the flop but slow-burn proto-Riot Grrrl cult classic from 1980. I always love a renegade late night radio DJ, and Curry is fantastic, cheering on The Sleez Sisters from his skyscraper eyrie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ59...
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Times Square (1980) ORIGINAL TRAILER
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Elanor @elanorandthearts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't!
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Forever Delayed @foreverdelayed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🎙️| Manic Street Preachers' James Dean Bradfield is joining BBC Radio Wales to host six programmes. ⁣ Every Monday at 9pm from 7th September 2026. #ManicStreetPreachers
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stir runny honey with vodka until the honey dissolves. Add lemon juice, and shake with ice. Top up with soda, and garnish with a slice of lemon.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Isn't Honey Vodka Collins the name of the new Bond girl?
A yellow Honey Vodka Collins in an ice-filled glass, garnished with a slice of lemon.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pour vodka and grapefruit juice.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Whether you think it's still the dog days of summer or not depends on the historical tradition you follow. But here's a Greyhound anyway.
A pink Greyhound in an ice-filled glass.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shake two thin slices of orange with gin, Cynar, lemon juice and sugar syrup. Fine strain, and garnish with a twist of orange zest.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hope it's not too late for this Too Soon.
A reddish brown Too Soon cocktail in a coupe glass decorated with a vine and grapes pattern, and garnished with a twist of orange peel.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pour Pernod and mint syrup. Top up with chilled water, and add ice.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sadly, it looks like the closest I'll be getting to a trip to see any exotic birds this summer is this Perroquet.
A bright Perroquet cocktail in an ice-filled glass.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pour gin and lime juice over crushed ice. Top up with coconut water, and garnish with a slice of lime.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sadly, it looks like this drink is the closest I'll be getting to a Beach House this summer.
A clear Beach House cocktail in a tall glass filled with crushed ice, garnished with a slice of lime, and with a metal straw sticking out of it.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pour Campari and Italian vermouth. Top up with lager, and garnish with a slice of lemon.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Is it technically a shandy if it doesn't contain any carbonated soft drink? I'll ponder that while drinking this Americano Shandy.
A deep red Americano Shandy in an ice-filled glass, garnished with a slice of lemon.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Pour lemon juice, limoncello, lager and lemonade. Garnish with a lemon zest.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When I saw Birra Limone on the Carluccio's menu, I thought I'd re-create it using Dale's shandy formula. So here it is.
A golden Birra Limone in a tall, straight glass, garnished with a curl of lemon peel.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Pour lemon juice, orange curacao, ale and ginger beer. Garnish with a lemon zest.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Summer's the time for a few shandies. So I'm kicking off with my favourite — Dale DeGroff's recipe for a Shandygaff.
A pale yellow Shandygaff in a tall, straight glass, garnished with a long strip of lemon peel round the inside of the glass.
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Writers' Guild of Great Britain @writersguildgb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
To celebrate the first Yorkshire Fringe, we're hosting a free networking event for writers hosted by TV Chair @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social + Audio Co-Chair @nicobalders.bsky.social Join us for a chat over coffee + croissants 11 July, 11am-1pm, Leeds Playhouse forms.cloud.microsoft/pages/respon...
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pour Jameson's and lime juice. Top up with ginger ale, and garnish with a lime wheel.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
One last Joyce-adjacent drink — the Irish Buck. Though I'm sure it wasn't named after Buck Mulligan.
A golden Irish Buck in an ice-filled glass, garnished with a wheel of lime.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Stir Jameson's, Grand Marnier, Italian vermouth and orange bitters. Garnish with a cocktail cherry.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In a riff on last week's theme and indeed drink, here's a Dubliner Cocktail.
A golden-coloured Dubliner Cocktail in a Martini glass, garnished with a cherry on a cocktail stick.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Shake Jameson's, Cointreau, Italian vermouth and lime juice. Fine strain, and garnish with a cocktail cherry.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tuesday will be the first Bloomsday since the death of my father-in-law, who was a noted Joycean. So I'm raising this James Joyce to him.
A golden-coloured James Joyce cocktail in a Martini glass, garnished with a cocktail cherry.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Squeeze a lemon wedge into the glass. Add red wine, Cynar and ice. Top up with cherry cola.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This Cherry Kalimotxo is the first recipe I've cut out of the Guardian in ages.
A dark reddish brown Cherry Kalimotxo in a tall ice-filled glass decorated with blue shapes. A lemon wedge is floating halfway down the glass.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Shake gin, lemon juice and sugar syrup. Top up with ginger beer, and garnish with a lemon wedge. (A lot of modern versions use lime. But I'm sticking more closely to the Savoy Cocktail Book recipe because you know what I'm like.)
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wish I had a shady grove where I could drink this Shady Grove Cooler.
A clear Shady Grove Cooler cocktail in a tall, ice-filled glass that is decorated with green shapes. It is garnished with a wedge of lemon.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Shake vodka, apricot brandy, orange juice and orange bitters. Fine strain, and garnish with a twist of orange zest.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Heat wave, you say? Then it must be time for a Fur Collar.
An orange Fur Collar cocktail in a coupe glass engraved with a vine and grapes pattern, and garnished with a twist of orange peel.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shake gin, elderflower liqueur, apricot brandy, apple juice and lemon juice. Garnish with a twist of lemon peel.
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Christopher Stanners @c-stanners.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It's May, flower. So here's The Mayflower Martini.
A pale yellow Mayflower Martini cocktail in a Martini glass, garnished with a twist of lemon zest.
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