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Chris T. Sample

@c-sample.bsky.social
3.7K followers 2.8K following 298 posts

Progressive road warrior. Never met a 🐾 I didn’t love. Wine, chocolate and coffee solves everything. Leguminati/Steph head.

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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Be happy he didn’t wear his stupid hat.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 10/09/2026
"Fine you can sleep here but only for tonight"...
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Excuse me for venting. I work as a senior caregiver; my clients have TV remotes with 27 buttons. They struggle with them. Could someone invent a simple senior friendly remote with just the basic commands? How hard could this be? It’s not like we’re all getting younger.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A dog takes his first steps on a custom 3D printed prosthetic after weeks of fittings and physiotherapy, and his gait changes instantly.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That is too cute!
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My little man has IVDD, Intervertebral Disc Disease. He gets daily NSAIDs and does fine.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The leopards are feasting tonight.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
See? Proof that Subarus are lesbian cars.
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just saw a dog wearing a leash that said “Selectively Social” and now I need to find a necklace version of it for myself.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I propose Rep. Jason Crow from Colorado.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And you wonder why we have exploding ass lettuce.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A good friend of mine was the lead FA on an American Airlines flight from Heathrow to JFK that day. They were diverted and spent two days there, enjoying the best hospitality from the Canadians.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Evangelical Christianity has made mind fucking young women their sole purpose.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Because a transgender person getting a new ID will tear the fabric of the universe asunder.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Puppy is obsessed with Disney: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I had a chance recently to walk through a forest in the PNW. I never felt so much life around me.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Because words to MAGA are scary
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is what knowing your physics well means Original post
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Monkey 🐵 See Monkey 🐵 Do
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love this
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nothing like Christianity to mind fuck young women.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just because. Augie.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This world belongs to the raccoons; we just live in it.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Dogs reaction to humans in paw socks 😊
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We know it’s not because he diddled an 8 year old. That’s acceptable in this administration.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s not the weekend until you and Bob say it is.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At this point I’d settle for someone leaking the Iran war files.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So it doesn’t say which foreign country it’s being imported from which means I wouldn’t touch that meat.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Please, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t tell RFK, Jr. about Jimothy.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Even worse than the AMC Pacer.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
With the thunderstorms expected on Sunday, that will be awesome.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think I read somewhere that some of the county Republicans pages are endorsing Talarico.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fantastic news!!! 💙💙
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“We don’t condone anti Semitism! Except for this guy and we’re going to give him $500,000.”
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Todd Blanche is the Acting AG. He is constitutionally barred from serving beyond 205 days; he must either be confirmed by the Senate (never going to happen) or step down. His days of holding a law license are numbered and his career is done. #ETTD.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You may approach The Paw but do not touch The Paw.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Israeli forces open fire in a clearly marked World Health Organization vehicle in southern Gaza killing 54-year-UN driver Majdi Aslan and wounding others
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“If We Don’t Have Free Speech, Then We Just Don’t Have a Free Country” - The New Yorker
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My colonoscopy was a few months ago. After the procedure the doctor gave me a report with photos of parts of my colon and rectal area. He told me to carry this so that, if someone pisses me off I can wave the pictures and tell them to kiss my ass.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Thank you. My DAR Chapter is named after Ellis Meredith, an early Colorado suffragette who helped women gain the right to vote here in Colorado.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
And spelled the death of a once great and proud political party.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Nikita Khrushchev was correct.
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
So people from other countries can just come to this country and demand a pardon for their friends?
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Chris T. Sample @c-sample.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Joe Neguse has filled the gap that Boebert has left in Colorado.
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