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Lady Timex

@bywater01.bsky.social
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Retired. Proud grandma of two boys. Kidney donor. Those who say it cannot be done shouldn’t interrupt the people doing it. - George Bernard Shaw Twice as much doesn’t necessarily mean twice as good. Except for pickles! Vote Blue! No Kings!

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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My plan for this year. 👇👇👇
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“ I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows. But now the damn things have learned to swim….” -Frida Kahlo
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A woman sitting in a chair stretched over a table with her arms with her head resting on an arm, saying when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my cornbread 
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I AM SCREAMING ! WHY DOES THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY STILL SAY UNTROUTH WHEN THE CORRECT WORD IS LIE.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Woman sitting in a chair with head resting on arm with verbiage: When I Opened My Front Door, I Thought I Was Checking On My Cornbread
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My condolences to Mitch McConnell’s family when the announcement of his death is soon to be made.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why no Mitch McConnell talk? DEADline is today?
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And that’s all I have to say about that.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢 I have an announcement to make: From this day forward thru the remainder of summer if it doesn’t feed me, pay me me, love me or make me laugh, I’m not putting a bra on for it!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Did you know that if you pretend that you are erasing evidence while cleaning your house you will do a MUCH better job. Stay tuned for more housekeeping tips! 😎
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lately it feels as if the weight of the world is resting on my shoulders and I think I might be holding it wrong.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And, for the record I am now giving my apartment a name and I would appreciate it if all of you would use the name as well. This apartment will now be referred to as Casa de la Broke Ass.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And, for the record I am now giving my apartment a name and I would appreciate it if all of you would use the name as well. This apartment will now be referred to as Casa de la Broke Ass.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am almost as happy as when the Saints won the Super Bowl!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well, this post aged well! Maybe now two?
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And requires another trip to the liquor store! 😀
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Buying two bottles since it has been said it runs in threes…
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Back to the liquor store !
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 12/07/2026
He didn’t pass away. HE DIED.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Burnt my mouth on coffee this morning. Wine would never do that to me.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
God didn’t do this. We did.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Self care is canceled. I am putting alcohol in slushies and acting out!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am not offended that you called me a bitch. I am just disappointed that with the entire English language available that that’s what you came up with. You mildew-scented mistake of evolution.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you haven’t seen Michelle’s speech today……OMG! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBpELnvD/
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"Barack, you gotta look at me." At the grand opening ceremony of the Obama Presidential Center, former First Lady Michelle Obama delivered a speech that brought the former president to tears. #baracko...
TikTok video by NBC Chicago
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Some days I do random acts of kindness…… Like keeping my mouth shut!
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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 14/06/2026
Take a look at where you helped make a difference across the world this week🌎 (1/2)
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
To the person whose name was just removed….
It’s called Karma. And it’s pronounced Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ain’t that the truth!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ain’t that the truth!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We are doomed! Just started my shopping cart for groceries. One onion is nearly $1. 😒
Photo of one yellow onion with price of $.93
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Have you watched the movie “Leaving Las Vegas”? It has become an inspiration. Doing what must be done to achieve the final result.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I know of the shit we face every day. However, I still look for something to cheer. And today, Cherie DeVaux!!!!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This afternoon during a conversation with an almost stranger, he said to me, this world has become so violent. My response to him was, no. It has always been violent. The third person of this world killed the fourth person of this world. It has always been violent.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You should always say yes to a quick 30 minute drink with girlfriends….because that hour and one-half could be the best four hours of your life!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I had a lot of things to do today but you know what I did instead, I took a nap. It was a very good nap.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I am not a therapist by any means, but have you tried Champagne?
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I want to die with memories, not dreams!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Always choose someone who WANTS you, not NEEDS you. I NEED water but WANT champagne. Be someone’s champagne….
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
👇👇 This. 👇👇
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Might be geek out a bit….but this is cool. 😎 10-day consecutive palindrome streak from June 20th through June 29th. 6/20/26 6/25/26 6/21/26 6/26/26 6/22/26 6/27/26 6/23/26 6/28/26 6/24/26 6/29/26 I don’t know. I think it is pretty cool! 😎
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
this is fascinating: gillianbrockell.com/habeas-fligh...
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Habeas Flight Watch: New tool helps track ICE flights to your city
Activists have been quietly piloting a live map of ICE flights to help immigration attorneys with habeas filings. Now they say it's ready for everyone to use.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/05/2026
JD Vance gets the first opportunity to gargle Trump
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World Central Kitchen @wck.org · 27/05/2026
As the future remains uncertain for families waiting to return home after the chemical leak in Garden Grove, CA, WCK teams are beside them. We know that a comforting meal can mean everything. Hear from WCK's John: world-central-kitchen.visitlink.me/z-spc5 #ChefsForCalifornia
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 27/05/2026
Good morning, New York. While you were sleeping, this exclusive was the most-read story ft.trib.al/tUiiVgh
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“ I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows. But now the damn things have learned to swim….” -Frida Kahlo
Photo of Frida Karlo looking despondent with head being held up with her hand.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Swimming with the fishes.., well ok, a mammal 😋😁 🐬🏊‍♂️🥽 A friendly dolphin with swimmers - A clip out of Panama City Beach, Florida #dolphin #florida #fun
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🤬 The media is publishing footage of the attack on Kyiv this morning.
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My kind of place!
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Lady Timex @bywater01.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Looking back at all of the successes and failures in my life, I can’t help but be proud that the potty training thing stuck!
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