Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"If rocks have orgasms, they're not letting on." 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sent to me by a friend: Someone started running billboard ads for Omarchy in Copenhagen - "Beautiful, fun Linux with agents from DHH". What timeline is this. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm at the point in my professional life where slides for presentations sometimes legitimately look like this. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got a new art book today, and even my cat loves John Blanche. 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine ending up getting killed by a Ukrainian drone just because you were horny. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Trying to defend yourself against bIg BrOtHeR by using NordVPN and reading Kevin Mitnick. ayy lmao 0240 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 03/09/2026To quote a friend: "Academic-ish non fiction authors are some of the saltiest and funniest people alive". I agree. 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Did half a dozen interviews with potential hires today. It took me until the last one to realize I was using a Waifu-cup I gifted to a report as a physical manifestation of shitposting months back throughout the day. Well, fuck. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When my queer friends start a podcast and someone asks them why I'm in it. 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Imagine being foiled not by Russian counterintelligence efforts, but by Djadja Wanja and his bottle of homebrew. 001 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"Heil Hitler, the swine is dead.". ayyy lmao 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Had a sneezing fit while my cat was laying on my leg, dozing. Someone is personally offended by my existence. 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Imagine you are a soldier, advancing behind the cover of your own tank .. only to get absolutely decked by an ejected shell casing of said tank. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 01/07/2026War is horrible and all that, but .. this reads like a skit from "Looney Tunes". 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Currently reading this while it has 40 degrees in my city, a comparable temperature to the battlefields of Tunisia. Except I'm rested, healthy, well-fed, not at war, in front of a fan blasting my face. And I'm still dying of the heat. Can't imagine how horrible fighting in such climate must be. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When you are trying to fight the Germans, but can't find the battlefield in your own backyard. (From "Marianne is Watching" by Deborah Bauer) 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 07/06/2026One of my niche hobbies is collecting small snippets from old comics for use as reaction images with my friends. Beware the UFO CULTS! 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 12/01/2026.. never telling my friends about anything ever again. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 28/12/2025So .. if all of the authors out there could stop writing about anything related to Russia, I would deeply appreciate it. I can't keep up. This is my collection of unread books that I already own, and there are more out there that I don't. Please stop, I am begging you. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 19/12/2025My local bodega has better security measures in place than some major companies. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 13/12/2025There will come a day where I won't laugh about "MILF" being a terrorist group. Today is not the day. 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 10/12/2025When your owner reads weird books again so you're using the chance to educate yourself on the military tactics of Daesh in Iraq, Syria, Libya and Egypt. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Enter license key to activate Windows. Get obscure error message. Disconnect from the Internet. Enter license key to activate Windows. Windows activates. mfw 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 07/12/2025How it feels standing next to my partner while she introduces me to someone. 020 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Having outgoing traffic on port 25 blocked for new customers: Okay. I understand the rationale, although it is annoying for me. But having to *call* customer support to get it unlocked .. come on. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 03/11/2025.. that is definitely not something I had on my infosec-bingo for 2025. Or any year for that matter. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 03/11/2025When you are doing *highly* questionable (if not outright illegal) stuff, but are incompetent. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Oddly enough, inferior copper is the historical gift that keeps on giving throughout the times. 2322 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Excellent roast, 10/10, no comments. (From "Beirut Rules" by Fred Burton) 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 03/10/2025To post something that isn't related to the train into the abyss (aka "current world events"): Tried my hand at painting flames with a "blended" transition for the first time. Not perfect, especially because I thinned the colors too runny, but .. it's a start! 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 02/10/2025If your political platform doesn't include free alcohol and free underwear I'm not interested. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Sometimes I really, really hate my friends. Excuse me while I go take a Tylenol for my back pain (and autism). 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 22/09/2025This image applies to cats as well. No my dear cat, you can't drink from the bowl of water I use for washing my brushes. Please use the dedicated drinking bowl you have that I replenish with fresh water regularly, only for you to ignore it. 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Palestinian leadership: Fuck, this splinter group is causing us so much bad PR. But we can’t rein them in. What do? One guy: Get them laid. Palestinian leadership: What? One guy: Get. them. laid. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 07/09/2025The perpetrator in question pretending to be innocent. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 07/09/2025>be me >clean flat >finally have living room floor and carpets cleaned >unplug vacuum >cat enters the room >pukes on the carpet >refuses to elaborate >leaves 100 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Going to send this to my boss the next time he asks me how to deal with projects having issues. 010 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 03/08/2025When you are simply to angry to die (from "A Long War: Voices from the British Army in Northern Ireland 1969 - 1998" by Ken Wharton). 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 03/08/2025There's so much to unpack here. I love it. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Went to the local military museum today, and I'll never tire of funny army / navy hats throughout history. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 31/07/2025This is by far the most hilarious, worst, funniest thing I've read in a while. 10/10, would recommending doing the same I did - spending way, way too much money on it. 000 0
Bytes and Borscht @bytesandborscht.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I'm not saying that my vacation reading has a certain thematic focus, but .. it seems that it has a certain thematic focus. 000 0
