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Byronic Gyro

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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
#XPNCountdown I'm truly shocked that Odetta didn't make the list AT ALL. All I can think is people just don't know her stuff because anyone who heard her Dylan covers album or her cover of "Mama Told Me Not to Come" would love it
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
#XPNCountdown I know nobody wants to arbitrate and nitpick, but if you're going to specifically list a song as not eligible, it should probably be ineligible
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
#XPNCOUNTDOWN When I turned 18, my best friend kidnapped me and took me to see Richie Havens at Appel Farm, and he played this in his encore, and I cried so goddamn hard. Afterward, I told him the story about how my mom saw him by accident at NYU in 67 and fell in love. He was very nice about it.
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Fun fact, there are no bad covers of "Time After Time." "Oh, you know whose version of this I love?" It's everyone. Everyone's version is whose version you love. You just love "Time After Time." And you're right to.
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Dammit #xpncountdown, you can't start the day's countdown by making me cry! It’s 7am here on the west coast, and now my neighbors are gonna call the cops to complain that someone is clearly in need of immediate assistance!!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
#XPNCountdown FIRST LOW CUT CONNIE APPEARANCE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Ooooooh, George Benson too damn sexy with this cover schvitzing over here
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
#XPNCountdown These Trio albums are proof of the peaks we can rise to as a species if we're all just excellent together
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Nina is so absolutely perfect. I'm going to be so sad about every one of her covers that doesn't make the list. Also, a few days from now, when they play The Band's version, and I'm sobbing hysterically, someone please console me.
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
#XPNCountdown King Harvest coming in lower than Toploader. Sigh. We used to be a society.
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Of course, James Taylor would come in at 666.
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
#XPNCountdown BNL was so good at silliness and shenanigans that it's to forget how good they could also be at sweetness and beauty. What a lovely cover at 667
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Ah, the weekend, a time to sit back, relax, and scream expletives at how cool Day 3 of the Countdown is. Excited to hear what devil music comes in at 666
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Ok, back to dancing. Fuck my downstairs neighbors!! Iko Iko!!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#XPNCountdown "Go Now" by the Moody Blues was a cover?!!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Another Hair cover! And Nina!! This morning has been so good!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#XPNCountdown If youve never heard Adam Weiner of Low Cut Connie's interview with Marilyn McCoo about how 5th Dimension ended up covering Age of Aquarius, youre missing out on an INCREDIBLE story
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Doesnt get much weirder than Donovan! Butthole Surfers: hold my beer
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#xpncountdown if they credit "California Dreamin" to Barry McGuire, it'll be a tipoff that at some point the Mamas and Papas version will make the list as a cover (despite John and Michelle writing it and all four of them singing on the original)
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Here on the west coast, not wanting to miss a second of the #XPNCountdown means waking up before 5am., but it's so worth it!! Most wonderful time of the year!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#XPNCountdown How appropriate to have so many covers by The Dead and Jerry today since today is the 60th anniversary of their first gig using the name Grateful Dead at Ken Kesey's second Acid Test in San Jose (they'd been the Warlocks for seven months before that but had to change their name)
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#XPNCountdown I feel like at least once before this countdown is done, there's going to be a mistake where we incorrectly assign credit for the original. Hasn't happened yet, but my ears did perk up when Lead Belly didn't get credit for "Black Betty" this morning. This is too much fun!!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Merry Clayton's cover of Gimme Shelter not in the top 100?!!! We used to be a real civilzation
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#XPNCountdown Day 1 really feels like "that was Frank Sinatra's cover of 'The 10 Crack Commandments' by the Notorious B.I.G. Up next is Lil Yachty and Joey Ramone's duet on 'Islands in the Stream.'"
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#XPNCountdown The unbelievable whiplash of Weird Al covering "Bohemian Rhapsody" to Sinead's sultry cover of "You Do Something to Me" I may never recover!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#XPNCountdown I just realized I should share my XPN Covers bingo card in case anyone else wants to play along (I've already crossed a couple off!)
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#xpncountdown Ram Jam not even clearing the top 850! I demand a recount!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
@michaelianblack.bsky.social Seen you live 10-15 times over the last 20ish years, and last night's set in Tacoma was the best. Even the woman in the audience with the insane laugh couldn't ruin it for me.
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I believe in Tanner McKeesus
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Penny Kickit
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ok, but it's weird how much people are still talking about Twitter on here like the ex you totally don't miss. Y'all need to touch grass, for real for real.
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just run the fuckin ball!
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Byronic Gyro @byronicgyro.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My hot take is that KC will finish 16-1, get a bye, and then get blown out at home by whichever 5 seed beat the Texans. That team will be declared Cinderella favorites before getting killed the next week in Buffalo.
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