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John Luke Byrne

@byrninlove.bsky.social
609 followers 905 following 794 posts

Poet, toxic optimist, pessimistic tendencies

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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The ultimate passing on of Thackeray Binx is honestly very hard to watch as an adult watching a kid need to say goodbye to her beloved cat, who says, “I’ll always be with you.” Like ok I’m cry
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tonight I am Wheel of Fortune and Queen of Wands. The world is my oyster!!!
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mise! En! Scène!
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is too early in the season for my desire to rewatch the Halloween movies. Although I did rewatch the whole 2018-Halloween Ends trilogy on Sunday 😬
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So pleased to be seeing Cemetery Man at my little local theater tonight
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I haven’t read The Shining since high school, should I return?
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They’re taking the wrong ones!!!!!
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Been meaning to read The Shards since before it came out, and now this show is airing from Ry*n M*rphy (🤢) so I feel like I have to keep putting it off
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Life is just watching your favorite YouTubers end their channels one by one
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Crazy there are just people who will buy ai slop shit
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So they’re bringing back Chris Evans Captain America, does that mean they’re ready to let him makeout with Bucky or
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Something’s happening to me where like…I’m starting to enjoy cooking and baking? Something that for years has been a major weak point of mine?
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh, Sam Neill 😔
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bestie text this morning
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can’t believe Lindsey Graham died just to distract everyone from Mitch McConnell
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The thing about the Werwulf trailer is that I don’t need it, I trust Eggers enough to know I will be sat. (This is my approach to pretty much all trailers from filmmakers I appreciate)
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🎃 Matthew Jack-o'-lantern 🎃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's happening. I'm assembling TRACING THE SHAPE -- my 31-day essay series on John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN -- Into an Honest-to-God Book Proposal. Fellow horror people, if you haven't read these yet and want to help me *Build Buzz* by doing so, here's the link to the whole series.
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Tracing The Shape - Matthew Jackson and The Scares That Shaped Us
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gonna pour one out for the Scoobies tonight. Not the obituaries I’ve been hoping to see
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I gay
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My vibes
Screenshot of Spotify on an iPhone playing song “When That Man Is Dead And Gone” by Glenn Miller
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hear me out: Gillian Anderson as Lestat (weird things happen in my dreams)
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Me pulling the Moon in a tarot spread
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Maxxxine, the menu, faces of death, the trial
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ads on YouTube continue to get worse and worse. When are we as a society going to start working together to make things less shitty?
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have accidentally worn my house slippers to the movies…thus I further merge two of my favorite things: staying home and going to the movies
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE AI BTS PHOTOS THAT KEEP CIRCULATING JESUS CHRIST
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
You ever be eating a bag of popcorn and suddenly one bag of popcorn starts to taste like two bags of popcorn
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 06/03/2026
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Rotta the Hutt is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard of. I am so tired. I’ve always been a “let people enjoy things” kinda guy but like we don’t need to just eat the stupid slop they churn out just because they’re confident people will show up no matter what. Bring back being a snob!!!!!!
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Destroy your ring camera btw
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
More and more these ads advertise nothing products (AI)
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
About to delete Instagram for what captions look like now I swear to god
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Can’t wait for Scream 7** **To flop
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I try to avoid getting mired in the “identity politics” of it all but don’t let yourself think it’s a coincidence that don lemon is a queer poc
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Who up shutting it down
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
if I’m gay. I’m not gay bc I am. No I’m not ❤️
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Guess who showed up again girlies? Take a breath. We got more battle ahead
Four of Swords
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I fully intend to stay mad btw
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My fucking fury is great too
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My grief is great
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Why the fuck is there a shopping feature on YouTube, like I am here to watch stupid video essays about niche horror movies and animal crossing updates, not purchase a thing
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
As a poet one thing that I often forget about is sentences
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’ve set out to read a chapter a day of all 365 chapters of Les Misérables this year, and like…bruh Victor Hugo kinda popped off with this one
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John Luke Byrne @byrninlove.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Just a little reminder that these fascist fuckheads want you exhausted, but you don’t have to be
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It appears ICE murdered someone in cold blood today and their plan is — per usual — to create a fog of lies so the killer does not face justice. We simply can't let that happen. The shooter has to be arrested and so does Bovino. They can't just kill people on the street.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
…it should break your heart to kill.
Sadiq
by Brian Turner

It should make you shake and sweat, nightmare you, strand you in a desert of irrevocable desolation, the consequences seared into the vein, no matter what adrenaline feeds the muscle its courage, no matter what god shines down on you, no matter what crackling pain and anger you carry in your fists, my friend, it should break your heart to kill.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/01/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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D. A. Powell @dapowell.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE is full of people who wouldn't pass a background check for either the military or intelligence. It should be formally defunded by Congress.
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