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Half Matt Half Biscuit

@byrninho.bsky.social
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Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.

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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 20h
I love working in the sticks. #Autumn #photography
An old Nissen hut shelter to the left, an old factory building to the right and trees in the misty distance.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
God, that's a really creepy comment to leave. Proper projection stuff. 😬
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Harder to recognise it as a Leapmotor when it's not ripping off the Mark 8 Golf.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They supplied funds to Lotus to get the Series 2 Elise into production on the proviso that they would make a version for Opel and Vauxhall.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They'd have ordered it, with him being brown and all.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Solid, Martin Lewis level advice.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can you give me directions? Yes of course; it's just down there, third house on the reich.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Master 'Crafty' Bates was well cast.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The noticeable affect it had on Facebook yesterday was quite refreshing. I had a day where I didn't feel it was my duty to fight back against absolute hate, bile or lies.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm five drinks I'm and I can't function. How the fu k do you do it?!
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't tell me that I don't know what decadence is. #FridayNight
A picture of a Hooch can in Cherry flavour with a running bath behind it.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't even report their innocence now, let alone their accounts.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Utterly in love with my new mountain bike gloves. Wish my helmet was like this.
A pair of mountain bike gloves in white with red, black and yellow detail, including a scull and crossbones.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mentally, I'm here. #BeamNG
LucasBEE's Cherrier Picnic mod, configured from base spec with alloy wheels, a GTI interior and yellow fog lamps. It is parked in the courtyard on the Italian map, with a wonderful background of the coast.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's bad enough they have mirrors so I can see myself, let alone take a selfie there.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For industrial scale fraud like this, I don't think the Premier League have a leg to stand on, especially with the money and veto power the other 19 teams have. The punishment absolutely has to be severe.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
300 million down the drain, Tottenham have lost again. #Tottenham #football
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New mattress day. My back is about to thank me. #Friyay
A brand new mattress with a brushed cotton buttoned headboard.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It reminds me so much of my little Lola, she's a proper hisser and frowner.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Incredible that the ND is now close to 12 years old, and still looks fresh.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Picture three 🔥
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ahhh, we're just collecting tears for fun, now.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
27 years and counting, because they keep moving the goal posts on the retirement age. I'm tired, boss.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Would have been 2003 for me as well. BMW had it going on; E46 M3, E39 M5, 530d Touring and the X5 4.8is. Lovely stuff. Your Honda line up is sweet, too.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The football was generally a great spectacle, and I'm happy to say that it's the sort of atmosphere that doesn't phase Mikel's Arsenal. Late Wenger Arsenal would have been bullied all evening, as to be expected.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Restore will be begging for similar, and some cryptofascist wrongun' will likely hop to it.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Champions pin badge 👌 COYG
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just a quiet life. #MTB #Marin
A mountain bike propped against a farmers gate, with the field and electricity pylons in the distance.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The drop off from our first XI is scary. And that's why our transfer window was wasted.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The drop off from our starting XI is exactly why I was arsey about our window. We had the chance to take the pressure off players, and in game management by getting new attacking options. #Arsenal
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ezri beginning to feel that Arsenal knock
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That Sport package front and rear bumper was a far superior design to the M-Sport version, IMO. I seem to recall the extra intake holes below the fog lamps were covered on petrol versions.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When I said I wanted something to distract attention from the £5 million gift, I didn't mean this.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wouldn't worry too much about a lad who came from the fourth division in Brazilian football and left his next club as a Premier League champion and European Cup finalist. Sure, it could have been handled better, but he had seven years here, and is making coin in an easier environment now.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, but ULEZ is a commie tax, and all 3% of cars on the road are being taxed to death 🙄
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who?
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Combax is objectively a brilliant name for an engine.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nope, not a fan. Thought this early 90s Adidas look was pretty horrid back then, certainly not a patch on the Tango range that followed.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think he can officially 'join' in March, which is something I read online.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
By all accounts, Nwaneri's entourage is similar to this.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Roc Nation sound like a bunch of twunts. Are any of our players with them, like I believe Martinelli is?
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Been royally shafted. A team known for multiple injuries several times a season to be going in three players fewer than last season is negligence. Premier League champions, having a mid table transfer window. Sounds like the post Emirates move era; "well, we tried". 🙄
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gran Turismo 2 heritage. Love to see it.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Far too much casual play from Eze tonight. Outside of Spurs games, he's pretty lacklustre.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got the swagger of a guy who's recently won the world cup.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
With the wage savings, absolutely.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Red on red. Holy shit, that's art.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Really concerned that we're fixated on win now players, missing out on them and will be leaving ourselves short.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When did this end up on iPlayer?! 😍 Always assumed it would never be repeated/streamed due to its existence prior to the indoor smoking ban. A binge is in order, this Bank Holiday weekend. #sitcom #smokingroom
A screenshot from the BBC iPlayer showing the cult sitcom classic The Smoking Room, featuring Robert Webb of Peep Show.
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Half Matt Half Biscuit @byrninho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, take a despot instead 🤞
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