thinking of becoming a jock for my 30th bday in a couple months
bylambd namgi era
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call me lam :) | she/they/你 | fanfic writer and enthusiast | mdzs and ot7, occasional excursions into social theory | putting the bi in baizuo since 1995 archiveofourown.org/users/bylambd
![That something in the sea
rating: explicit
“Look, dude, there’s clearly a social contract here. I’ve been in that seat every day since the start of the semester, it’s just common decency. Plus, that’s my shelf.” He gestures to the shelf in question.
The seat-stealer crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow. He looks Namjoon up and down, slowly, obviously, somehow satirically.
“Look, dude,” he says with scathing emphasis. “Social contract theory is outdated, simplistic, and completely unsuited to analysis at the interactional scale. Find another place to sit.”
[namjoon is already struggling enough just to write his dissertation and finally finish grad school, the last thing he needs is to have his routine interrupted by an unfairly pretty library gremlin. right?]
16k, complete, namgi, romcom vibes, mild hurt/comfort](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b5cgfh7xrhb6r6yvbfau2dys/bafkreifxeaa5ihodxbftjzpcb36pqxbcea2riczmptc6aypm46kkp3mh3q)
![An embarrassment of riches
rating: explicit
“So it’s like, some sort of Eat Pray Love sort of thing?” Dohyun had asked when Namjoon told him, cracking a sunflower seed between his teeth before spitting out the shell.
“Something like that, yeah."
"Honestly that sounds pretty sweet," Dohyun said. "Take a cool trip, fuck around a bit, go back to your stable, super loaded boyfriend at the end of it. What's not to love?"
[After more than a decade with Yoongi, Namjoon takes some time for himself and meets Hoseok abroad. Meanwhile, Seokjin steps in as the hyung Yoongi never knew he needed.]
4k, ongoing, hyungline, polyamory negotiations, angst with a happy ending](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b5cgfh7xrhb6r6yvbfau2dys/bafkreia7xqpxohxtnds3fjfq7lfej6isgdmpckmzcglb44ubyhgknv64si)
