brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok ‘Day’ was pretty good but ‘Night’ is career-defining good, for someone whose every album is essentially perfect… 000
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen has never once in her life missed, you can jot that down. 011
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The first politician to run on a platform of Device Etiquette In Public Spaces will win (my vote) by a landslide. 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Table of septuagenarians talking about their friends who run a funeral home: “Oh they’re so busy these days!” “Cause everyone is dying.” “And you can’t beat their rate for a funeral.” 000
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026so far my accomplishments in Berlin include walking 50 miles and getting my first tattoo 000
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Whenever my doc discusses a new medication with me, he starts with listing off the recreational drugs it shouldn’t interact with. He thinks i’m party girl 365 and I haven’t had the heart to say otherwise. 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I think we’ve done enough movies about jesus. We need to hear the other side of the story. Who is bold enough to make the redemptive biopic ISCARIOT. It will be a complementary film to Noah (2014). 100
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Anyway when I was 15 years old at church youth camp, I performed in the talent show a word-perfect lip sync to the italo-pop breakout hit “Alla Luce del Sole” from Josh Groban’s 2001 self-titled (flawless) debut album. Nobody knew I was gay. 020
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I got my first ever eye exam today (age: Standard Bluesky User) and that shit is 20/15. Truly sorry to brag about genetics or whatever makes that happen. 020
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026stream The Womack Sisters. Do it now and you can still say you knew them from the early days, I think. 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Six months shopping at my grocery store before realizing they had a loyalty program. And then another four months before realizing, just now, I had to self-select any rewards from the little kiosk thing. I am wealthy with grocery store rewards. 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Using scrivener for the first time and honestly wondering how and why I have been living without it 000
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Cashier at the big clothing retailer pitched me a tight two minutes on how american manufacturers have been poisoning the general populace since WW2. I told him I agree completely and wished him a lovely afternoon. 010
Reposted by brian wErnie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 04/08/2026I must inform you that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” just went platinum, according to the RIAA. www.riaa.com/gold-platinu... 2048090
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026so Elvira has way more pop songwriting credits than one might imagine 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Gave directions to a sweet old lady, she thanked me, and then instead of “You’re welcome” or “No problem” I awkwardly chirped “Your problem!” and walked off. 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026shout out to my across-the-street neighbor who’s had their patio door propped wide open all afternoon 000
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026accumulated 1000 points at the weed store without knowing I was part of their customer loyalty program. it’s a pride miracle. 030
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026it’s not that I hate change but I really hate this so much 000
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I had to verbally threaten the ticketmaster queue a couple times but I did it 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026New job offer accepted which means I can fuck off for the next two weeks yay 040
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I am not interested in paying for a career coach or whatever but on the other hand I am interested in telling a working professional whom I trust “Ok here is my situation, what should I do?” So…. 130
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026my mother is in Brussels and accidentally overlapped with Brussels Pride today. her text update opened with “No offense to a cause you care about but…” ☠️ 050
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026found a cute record store in Bed Stuy on my walk today and had to bring this home 150
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026CMAT is a fucking star and I love living walking distance from Brooklyn Paramount 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026“If this tooth was a cat, it would be on life 7 of 9. Don’t push it.” - my dental hygenist this morning 000
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026apparently my fav SFF authors have all conspired to release new books at the same time. not complaining. just need a couple weeks in the woods to get thru new installments in Children of Time, Captive’s War, Murderbot, Imperial Radch, Dungeon Crawler Carl… 000
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I think my festival days are mostly behind me, but this All Things Go DC lineup is so stacked with artists I love that I will immediately go listen to all the ones I haven’t heard yet 010
Reposted by brian wWillow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants. 11107063144
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026fuck’s sake this Noah Kahan album is incredible. Willing and Able wrecked me. 040
Reposted by brian wPop Base @popbase.tv · 03/04/2026Zara Larsson defends Chappell Roan to The Guardian: “When a woman has boundaries, I think people freak out. Men can do violent criminal things and people applaud them, but when a woman says, ‘Stop following me,’ it’s controversial? It’s like: you guys just hate women, actually.” 111244161
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Slayyyter stuns. Robyn delivers. Raye… I will never listen to that again I’m so sorry 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Earliest favs from new Harry: Pop, Dance No More, Carla’s Song, The Waiting Game 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Gate agent says “We have a completely full flight today” but the app shows 75 open seats on that plane. what is the truth. 010
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026LinkedIn has sent me a push notification letting me know I’m a perfect applicant for the role I left three months ago which my old agency is still trying to fill. 120
Reposted by brian wZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/10/2025The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. No more.youtube.comMy Message to Muslim New Yorkers — and Everyone Who Calls This City Home.YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC 158118742233
Reposted by brian wZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 11/10/2025UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward. 391215086120
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025plz point me toward the first known performance of Rose Gray’s smash hit “April” by a queen in April O’Neil drag 030
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 17/09/2025nothing quite like the rush of serotonin through my body every time Self Saboteur transitions to Lip Service 🥰 050
brian w @bwwhalen.bsky.social · 17/09/2025wouldn’t it be cute & fun if the people who designed streaming apps were also people who ever used streaming apps? 020