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bwsplitta

@bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com
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FPL Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 16/09/2026
On my morning walk, I finally caught a glimpse of our local creek (pronounced crick) otters within a week of returning to Kentucky. I knew they were there but this was my first time seeing them in person. Gonna pack a lunch soon and sit out w my real camera. Practicing my David Attenborough now.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 14/09/2026
Aww Arteta is awkward like I am #awwwkward
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 07/09/2026
Today’s route. How many #fpl videos can I consume? #allofem #betterthancaffeine
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 06/09/2026
Took an ill-advised hit to get Haaland in for TC that incl losing Gabriel and Bruno AND brought in Sangaré for his goose egg. Still improved rank from 1.87m to 588k so I will not learn my lesson. Have fun, drive fast, take chances. #crash #newmexico
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 23/08/2026
Commiserating with the friend that got me into this #fpl mess. He’s not doing quite as poorly as I am though. I really did think I was cooking… Every single other defender I considered smoked these fish. But Arsenal looked good so all is fine in football.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 21/08/2026
"Think long, think wrong" is the theme for my #fpl start. Embraced impulsivity and went w/ the one structure I hadn't considered yet. No Haaland, but will be starting 3 fwds. Also dropped Bryan "ThiccBoi" Mbeumo who was in all my drafts and always kills me. As the saying goes: No butts, so glory.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 05/08/2026
Just 2 mins into the latest from @whogottheassist.bsky.social and @fplpricey.bsky.social and my mind is already blown. All this time I've been thinking "edge piece" was a reference to edging. But I guess it's about puzzles 🤯 I'm sure I'm not the only one, so wanted to share. Watch their vids! #fpl
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 02/08/2026
Despite the awkward format due to character limits, I’m quite content with No Coventry4 Old Men as a team name this #fpl season. But I’d be tempted by Groß Points Blanked if I was still looking. And if the movie had been popular or recent enough for anyone to catch the reference ofc
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 13/07/2026
I haven’t owned Harry yet and I just realized I’ve missed about twelve glorious opportunities to trigger my musical Tourette syndrome throughout this #worldcupfantasy tournament. #sigh #regretonomics
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 09/07/2026
Heavy on France. Need to fade the upset I fear most. Would like to make up some of the ground I lost last round. But mostly just want to keep watching exciting games.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 08/07/2026
Looks to me like it’s too late to bring in dead ones. I’m looking at something like: Vini -> Bellingham Hakimi -> Kounde Freese -> Maignan Yassine -> Rahimi Should be fun enough and maybe Yamal can finally do something for me lol
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 05/07/2026
Infantino is corrupt as shit and has bad taste in friends but he was pretty great as the bad guy in that Preacher tv show, yeah? #worldcup
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 03/06/2026
I always knew I was better than what reality said I was. Yeah in #fpl too 🫠
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 11/05/2026
The discussion between a Kentuckian toddler Arsenal fan and his Turkish lifelong Galatasaray fan friend after yesterday's VAR decision. (I'm the ARS fan and he's the one firing shots while I was at my lil sister's wedding) #itwasnotabitofbullshit #butfootballmightbe #pewpew
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 09/05/2026
Went to bed thinking I couldn't be bothered to do anything about Struijk so I'd just roll the dice on my BB. Woke up at 5:30 to see if there were any new updates about anyone and bleary-eyed me remembered I was interested in Kadioglu preseason.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 11/02/2026
I was busy at deadline letting my late uncle’s #art gallerist come down from Santa Fe to select twenty more pieces to display. Letting go of them isn’t easy for me but I only did take-backsies on this one on the right while he loaded up. But I might drive up later for three or four others 😂
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 04/02/2026
I went to Iron Lung last night. Knew very little about it going in. Video synopsis of my review here:
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 03/02/2026
“So much money spent on the *itches” had me thinking dude was spittin’ bars. But I guess it’s just my ears that are naughty. #fromthestreets
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 02/02/2026
I'll gladly take a 6 point green as that's the most movement in the right direction I've had since GW16. Still not back to where I was then, though. The best thing that happened all week was Arsenal winning 4-0 followed closely by Mukiele losing his bonus point. #fpl
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 28/01/2026
Had to make this reel but I dunno if sharing here will work with the whole cropping thing.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 27/01/2026
Got super lucky by the lack of results for EVE and LEE threats today. Somehow ended on a two point green arrow and won my HU match by one point. Then they took Hall's DC away. Word. I lose. #gg
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 24/01/2026
Romero's a punk. Beatin' me for my Dubravka points. #harumph
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 17/01/2026
Thanks for nothing, trick. Don't let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya. Just another name to add to the #fpl graveyard. #deadtome
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 09/01/2026
Consumer(w)is(do)m #newmexico #photography
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 08/01/2026
Hot garbage!
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 08/01/2026
It took me a little while to get my new lucky fit on for the game but we should be good now, guys. Sorry for the delay. #coyg #goalsincoming
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 07/01/2026
Why couldn't I have started him too????
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 07/01/2026
Oops, just say nO'Reilly. You win some, you lose some.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 07/01/2026
Woohoo! First part of the gamble has paid off. Now my man Junior Kroupi just needs to do the points. #fpl #croupier #deepcut
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 07/01/2026
I don't have him but I imagine just holding him until you want to free up money makes plenty of sense. BUR in GW25 should be fruitful. Even MUN at home the following week. Then you pick up this hot new single that just hit the streets.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 07/01/2026
4 tomato cans vs 6 killers So we're working with the power of the underdog today/tomorrow. Also just realized that a red arrow 🔻 looks an awful lot like a heart ❤️ and I reckon there's a helluva metaphor to be found there. #backonmypoeticbullshit #fpl
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 05/01/2026
I think I'm through with Ekitike and ready to gamble on a structure change that will enable a new route to Palmer and Bruno. #fpl
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 05/01/2026
Which one should I wear to watch Arsenal smack Liverpool?
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 03/01/2026
Argus Panoptes "The All-Seeing" aka "That Motherfucker"
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 01/01/2026
I’m probably missing some joke here but just in case you’re bein’ for real
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 31/12/2025
🎶 Gabby days are here again the skies above are clear again so let's sing a song of cheer again Gabby days are here again 🎶
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 27/12/2025
Finally upgraded the internet in New Mexico to facilitate my max pain setup. Also happy holidayed myself the nicest tv I’ve ever had (it’s not that fancy, I’m just a simple man). Mo’ screen money, mo’ #fpl problems! #coyg
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 26/12/2025
A little birdie stopped me on my walk to tell me Cunha was getting a hatty today. I know roadrunners aren’t what we expected from the cartoons but they’re known as the Nostradami (sic) of birds. And always honest. #fpl
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 25/12/2025
Had to shoo away a throuple of coyotes from the watering hole on my morning walk. Could see a guy off in the distance coming our way and later when we met he had a little Australian cattle dog with him. Might’ve been messy. Could’ve been fine. Or maybe they were three wise men. I love it out here.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 22/12/2025
Finished on this, which is only fitting. Verbruggen benching cost me exactly 9. First time I've ever felt I 100% deserved my red arrow. Will never forgive myself 🫠😂 #neverforget #fpl
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 20/12/2025
Is Verbruggen (11) minus Dubravka (2) more or less than 8? Asking for a sleepy idiot.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 16/12/2025
I like the idea of stacking my FTs to the ceiling, but might use 2/4 this week. KDH injury, faith in VDB and Thiaw has faltered, and I think I'd like to punt on Semenyo because BUR is the juiciest. 2m itb so KDH -> Semenyo only requires Thiaw -> Alderete/Mukiele or VDB -> 3.9 SUN def good in GW18
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 11/12/2025
Pyrrhic Victory in many more ways than this. Y’all really showed ‘em.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 10/12/2025
I guess this is what Kyle meant when he sang that little ditty for my people 😭😂🫠
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 10/12/2025
When it comes to form I operate under a simple/base/juvenile theory: guys in good form are getting good lovin’, guys in bad form have lost their access to good lovin’. Last year if Cunha got the ball I was scared as a non-owner. When he shot I knew it was going in.
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 08/12/2025
“Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent-looking bookstore” called Kentucky [guitar kicks in]
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 29/11/2025
Foden ❌ O’Reilly ❌ Gvardiol ❌ Nunes ❌ Petrovic ✅ Senesi ✅
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 28/11/2025
After seeing the result and reading this, maybe I just keep Senesi and move both Mateta and Sarr out now. But I just ate way too much Thanksgiving food to be… doing that brain stuff right now. Maybe I already missed the deadline anyway. Who can know? 🤷‍♂️
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 24/11/2025
Watching Andy Let’s Talk FPL’s latest video and glanced over to see this. Thought my youtube algorithm was taking the piss for a sec. Now I’m gonna be singing this old banger all day. 🎶 Do your balls hang low/do they wobble to and fro/can you tie em in a knot/can you tie em in a bow…🎶
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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 03/11/2025
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