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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 28/09/2026

Joe and Mark always have interesting discussions and useful insights. Pouring myself a 3rd cup of coffee and getting ready to take some notes for this WC I keep forgetting about.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 25/09/2026

Great minds think alike. And so do mine and Goose’s. Driving down to Nashville this evening for a Lil Wayne concert. I think 2 Chainz opens. I thought picking players for my WC was tough but it’s nothing compared to choosing which of my 8 tracksuits will get the nod. I’m 54. You’re the weird one.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 24/09/2026

I lucked out and get to go to Egypt at the beginning of November. I'll be in London first for about a week and likely after for another 5 days. So if anybody wants to meet up to watch a game or grab coffee/drink/food that could be pretty cool. Oct 23-27, Nov 6-9 looks like the windows. #hollaatyaboy

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 22/09/2026

Looking forward to this. Think I'll be a few minutes late though. Going to see Coyote vs Acme. Something about Coyote's persistence amid his futile efforts and painful experiences makes me think that dude would really appreciate FPL.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 22/09/2026

Let's see if Sam can help me sort this WC out a little more [sips coffee]

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 21/09/2026

Enjoying this now while I take coffees to the face. Groggy still but I think I'm starting to pick up on some things that should help me narrow down choices for my wildcard.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 20/09/2026

Was Martínez holding his arms out like that aimed at Lammens? Hopefully just at the situation or even himself because super lame if he's doing that to his teammate. He owes me and Maguire an apology 🫠

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 20/09/2026

Every point Semenyo gets is another grain of sand I want to kick in Cole Palmer's eye.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 20/09/2026

Enzo on set pieces and seemingly/perhaps Man City's version of nailed is something I find quite annoying. Because I really don't like that little fucker but I do like #fpl points.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 20/09/2026

At my safety score with only Haaland🧢, Isak, Gvardiol, and Maguire to go. Feels like it's a coin flip whether the GW with be red or green with the coin slightly weighted to red. But I don't know shit so let's just see. Good luck fellow losers.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 19/09/2026

What he said. Plus still shell-shocked from the Arsenal shellacking and my accidental benching of Groß hurting far worse than I thought it would. Gonna go pull some weeds about it. Maybe I'll do that for the whole game lol (I won't. If I last 30 mins in this humidity I'll be proud.)

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 19/09/2026

Dammit Groß! First of all, you're my boy and therefore supposed to take it easy vs Arsenal. Secondly, Gomez started ahead of you and Barnes because of that stupid insurance lady calling me at deadline with a zillion questions... Barnes came in for Pedro but you were supposed to stay quiet.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 19/09/2026

I knew this was likely to be a rough GW for me but damn dawg. The rest of my boys have a helluva hole to dig us out of thanks to these first few crumb bums "played" 🫠🤣💀

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 18/09/2026

Still felt reluctant to play WC despite all the defective busters and impending price drops. Thought I would just give myself another day to think about it but with some price rises tonight... but what are the chances of actually farming any value this time? Fuck I just don't know. #click #activated

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 18/09/2026

If someone told me Brentford would get 3 goals and keep a clean sheet and Sangare would be on zero FPL points I would’ve laughed. So I guess that’s all I can do about it now 🤣🤣🤣🤣… while I activate this wildcard

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 18/09/2026

Sabotaged by my State Farm insurance agent out in New Mexico who calls me 30 min before deadline with some "do you have time right now for..." bullshit. I had no idea how many questions she was going to ask. Realized I needed to do my FT in the middle of it. Got that part right but my lineup is

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Hannibal Buress Says Wack

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 18/09/2026

Uh oh y'all, it looks like I might be talking myself into another hit. Pivoting away from the last minute FH thoughts. Which makes WC GW6 suddenly even less appealing. Which... you guessed it! Looks like I'll want to take a hit next week, too 😂🤣 #wtfishappening #fpl #idgaffc

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 18/09/2026

Would be pretty cool if Sarr comes back and wrecks the CS for all those pesky Leeds defenders that have been such a menace.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 16/09/2026

On my morning walk, I finally caught a glimpse of our local creek (pronounced crick) otters within a week of returning to Kentucky. I knew they were there but this was my first time seeing them in person. Gonna pack a lunch soon and sit out w my real camera. Practicing my David Attenborough now.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 15/09/2026

Those silly #fpl gods let me get away with another hit/green arrow this week. That's 2 GWs in a row. I still don't wanna use my WC. Still have players with impending price drops that I don't want, too. I'm supposed to be trying to save at least 1 FT but guess who's itchin' to take another -4? 💀

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Frisky Dingo: Killface - Please Don't Kill Us

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 15/09/2026

This right now with my coffee. I be learning.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 14/09/2026

Leeds trying to answer my "Should I get a Newcastle defender?" question pretty emphatically, I suppose.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 13/09/2026

I think all I need now is Wissa to get -2 pts tomorrow and I'll win my HU match this week. I can sleep like a baby now.

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Steve Brule and the Words

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 13/09/2026

Now just need a 0-0 draw in the Manchester derby with like six red cards apiece. It could happen, stop laughing 💀

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 13/09/2026

Groß’s next assist can be to Gomez, please and thank you

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 12/09/2026

Rut ro It’s looking like this is going to be one of those dumb weeks to have a dumb week situations for me. Wish I could’ve swung from Palmer to Pedro captaincy but always thought it could go either way. Oh and all of you talking about how obvs Pedro was and others are sheep? You’re annoying af

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 12/09/2026

I guess I gotta be honest with myself. Can't exactly put my finger on the "Why" but I just don't like rooting for Palmer. It's a bit strange bc there are a few things about him that I know I like. But something about his persona still rubs me the wrong way. And no, I don't think it's just Chelsea 🤣

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 12/09/2026

Seems like most people would bench Gvardiol and play Ballard but I just can't bring myself to do that. I guess I'll just get punished for my ignorance + loyalty to the Arsenal or w/e my malfunction is. #fpl

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President Garrison: I Don't Know Anything

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 10/09/2026

Fingers crossed I can get away w my hit this week like I did last week, but I'm not expecting it ofc. 7 of my original 15 to start the season have had price drops. Avoided 3 of them w all these transfers. Semenyo, Shaw -> Palmer, Konsa this week just made sense to me.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 08/09/2026

Just caught the end of this live and going back to see what I missed. #checkitout

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 07/09/2026

In Oklahoma now and only about an hour more before I can stop for the night (10 hrs total will be driven today. This will get me there.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 06/09/2026

Took an ill-advised hit to get Haaland in for TC that incl losing Gabriel and Bruno AND brought in Sangaré for his goose egg. Still improved rank from 1.87m to 588k so I will not learn my lesson. Have fun, drive fast, take chances. #crash #newmexico

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 06/09/2026

Started packing to leave New Mexico for KY at 5:30 am bc I’ll always be a procrastinating buffoon no matter how hard I try. Thought I saw Maguire die while loading up, so surprised to see him still playing once I’m on the road. Arsenal about to come on and hoping it adds to the beautiful scenery 🤞

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 05/09/2026

[Intentionally tries to minimize players prone to yellow cards in squad] [Gets absolutely brutalized by yellow cards anyway] Is there any noisier sport than football?

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 03/09/2026

FPL Cautionary Tales I could already see the troll-writing on the wall when Thiago missed the pen GW1. But now it's a neon sign as the unadvisable path I've chosen this week involves Haaland replacing him. Also makes me 😂 to see the 🌎 favoring Hall > Thiaw after he fked me over last year when I did

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 02/09/2026

I'm not gonna FH but if you're thinking about it this should be helpful. I'm back on my unconventional (read: foolish, imprudent, risky) bullshit. I won't share details bc I wouldn't want to put any stupid ideas into anyone's head. If I made a video the channel would be called FPL Cautionary Tales.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 02/09/2026

I know I’m always bigging these guys up but this one was exceptionally useful to me. It also perfectly displays all of the reasons why, in a space full of great CCs, I vibe with them the best. Sharp as hell w/ equal helpings of strong opinions and humility. Critical, probabilistic thinking, funny…

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 30/08/2026

Benched Groß. One of my favorite players. 13 pts is the highest anyone on my team has scored so far. Only two GWs in and I've used the BB. One guy got 130% of my BB score the other week. 💀 [struts off singing "Pinky Ring" by UGK for a lil ritualistic yubitsume action] #fpl #yakuza #longlivepimpc

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 30/08/2026

Pretty sure the data will support my feeling that Pedro only misses that shot when I own him 🫠🤣

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 29/08/2026

Isak gets me my 2nd goal of the season. En fuego, baby! #phew I figured I would WC yesterday but then I went to poker and was at a great table, so forgot all about it. Missed a couple price rises but now I think I'd rather save that chip despite immediate costs. 2 much uncertainty, 2 many bums.

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bwsplitta @bwsplitta.greatideasnofollowthrough.com · 28/08/2026

Bench three of these: Shaw, Van Hecke, Tzolis, Ballard, Gomez, Gross (listed in order of the xP I've seen). I'm least interested in benching Tzolis. #nowronganswers

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