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Miles Grover

@butt-goblin.com
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I have a big BUTT and I also lie I’m a goblin, which I won’t deny And I got green skin, and some truly awful taste, and my round thing in your face butt-goblin.com

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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 4h
Gisnep’s The Little Goblin
Butt Goblin stands with a big red hairdo like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. He's looking at a roach playing some drums made of bottle caps on top of marshmallows. They're surrounded by music notes, on a backdrop of piles of garbage. Caption: The garbage is always grosser / in somebody else's bin / you dream about going out there / but that is a deadly sin
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 29/09/2026
YouTube Shorts
Someone told Butt Goblin to check out YouTube Shorts, but he doesn't think they're his cup of tea [Butt Goblin looks in the mirror wearing a pair of red shorts with the YouTube logo on them]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 28/09/2026
Thank the Lord!
[Woman]: I found my keys! [Butt Goblin]: Thank the lord! [Caption]: No one ever realizes Butt Goblin is talking about KALLIPYGORON, LORD OF BUTTS [Bonus panel]: KALLIPYGORON KNOWS WHERE YOUR KEYS ARE
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 25/09/2026
Crime Scene
Petting Madam Spaghetti always leaves a perfect crime scene behind [Butt Goblin's hand has cat hair stuck to it. On the floor is the outline of a cat made of cat hair]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 24/09/2026
The trampoline incident
Butt Goblin is having a great time on a trampoline. In this moment, his body has pancaked on the trampoline, which has caused his butt to project outwards violently. A young boy has been launched off the trampoline by the butt. Caption: Butt Goblin was banned from the local trampoline park after an incident in which at least seven children were injured
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 23/09/2026
Strange things
Some might say that the huge prawn on his head is the strangest thing Butt Goblin's got going on today, but that would be an overshrimplification [Butt Goblin also is covered in yellow polka dots and is wearing a shirt that says “DID U KNOW IT’S UR BIRTHDAY?”
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 22/09/2026
Film noir
The president was calling. One more mission. Butt Goblin took a long, slow drag. Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in. [Butt Goblin, wearing a fedora, and his environment are in black and white except for the hotdog that he's taking a drag on, which is hotdog colored. Behind him, a phone rings, and next to it sits a snub-nosed revolver.]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 21/09/2026
Study Hall
Butt Goblin spent a lot of time in study hall working on his signature [we see many different attempts and styles of Butt Goblin's signature, as well as The Cool S, Butt Goblin riding a dinosaur, Butt Goblin rocking out on a flying V guitar, and other youthful scribbles]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 18/09/2026
Reese’s Pieces?
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO BUTT GOBLINS / One says "Reese-ees Piece-ees" / One says "Squeezie Wheezies" and literally no one knows what he's talking about
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 17/09/2026
Autumn
Butt Goblin winks and does finger guns at a tree with all its leaves on the ground. Caption: Butt Goblin loves autumn, the time of the year when trees dramatically proclaim that they plan to be nude for three to four months
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 16/09/2026
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 16/09/2026
In honor of hitting 500 Butt Goblin comics, here are some of my favorites from the first few hundred.
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 16/09/2026
“Bubble” tea
A boy has his tongue sticking out and is recoiling from Butt Goblin, who is holding out what looks like a cup of bubble tea. Boy: I THOUGHT YOU SAID BUBBLE TEA [Caption]: In fact, Butt Goblin had offered a sip of his "bug ball tea"
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 15/09/2026
Butt Goblin #500
Butt Goblin stands next to a witch. He's holding a big novelty check that says WINNER! at the top, while confetti rains down. The check says PAYABLE TO: The little @$#**!! who coated my broomstick in bacon grease / FOR THE AMOUNT OF: MAY WARM BREAD SMELL OF BURNT HAIR UNTO THE TENTH GENERATION / FOR: Curse / [signed]: Grizelka. Caption: Congratulations, Butt Goblin! You're the 500th curse recipient!
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 14/09/2026
The Great GIF Debate
Butt Goblin's position in the debate of how to pronounce "gif" is whatever is most annoying to everyone around [Butt Goblin, to a little girl]: Hello little jirl - I would like to jive you a jift - it is a toy guraffe
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 11/09/2026
Rare disease
Butt Goblin lies in bed (which is a pile of tin cans and garbage bags) with a cold compress on his head and a bunch of red dots on his butt. Caption: It turns out you need a whole separate vaccine for butt measles
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 10/09/2026
It’s very simple
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 10/09/2026
Clownabe
Butt Goblin looks so peaceful. What could he be dreaming of? [He's dreaming of a swirling rainbow dimension with 5 clowns posed like the Spice Girls, singing IF YOU CLOWNABE MY CLOWNER YOU GOTTA CLOWN WITH MY CLOWNS]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 09/09/2026
Quicksand
A green butt sticks out of some sand. Caption: The good news: People can't actually sink all the way into quicksand like in the movies / The bad news: Butt Goblin has different buoyancy properties than humans / The medium news: Butt Goblin can still breathe out of there
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 08/09/2026
Moods
The many moods of Butt Goblin: - Depressed [butt hanging down] - Jubilant [butt perked up] - Ambivalent [one cheek up, one down] - Frustrated [butt clenched and scrunched like a fist] - Stepped in gum [butt recoiling away] - Dreamt he was an actuary [butt all woogly] - Playing video games [butt is squared off] - Just realized that's free gum [butt pointy like a couple of torpedoes] - Thinking about those beans [butt cheeks shaped like beans]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 07/09/2026
Fossil Dating
The Sewer Skeleton addresses another skeleton hanging from chains in the dungeon. TSS: So, are those teeth marks from rats on your bones, or are you just happy to see me? Caption: Bona Lisa pretended she was just a regular dead skeleton to avoid having to respond
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 04/09/2026
Daring Rescue
Butt Goblin defeated many guards, traps, and even an evil horse with too many legs to make his way to the dungeon and rescue his friends [Butt Goblin and the boy look at the sewer skeleton, still chained up, who says: Thanks, but I think I'm gonna chill here for a while. This is actually a pretty swanky joint for skeletons]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 03/09/2026
Crime and Punishment
Koshchei the Deathless is tied up in front of a contraption with boots on a wheel that's connected to a hamster wheel which has a mouse running in it. In the background, Butt Goblin looks on angrily while leaning on a big cheese wheel. Caption: Koshchei can't die, but he can get whomped up the backside until Butt Goblin runs out of cheese to pay the mice
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 02/09/2026
Koshchei the Deathless
[The extremely bad vibes guy from a few comics ago]: Yes, it is I, Koshchei the Deathless, who has kidnapped your friends! But you cannot kill me! My death is hidden in a needle, inside an egg, inside a duck, inside a hare, inside a locked chest, buried under the great oak tree on the secret mystical island of Buyan! [Caption]: "Wow, twinsies!" said Butt Goblin. "Back in '87, I hid my ability to consider consequences in a circus peanut inside of a koosh ball wrapped in a CVS receipt stuffed inside a crusty old ham that I absolutely mummified in duct tape and then tossed under a bridge in rural Saskatchewan"
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 01/09/2026
Contingencies
Butt Goblin is prepared for many contingencies [Butt Goblin is about to answer a ringing rotary phone which is labeled "kidnapped friends emergency line". Elsewhere in the room are other similar phones labeled "acquaintance victim of identity theft emergency line", "family member lost keys emergency line", "mailman's nephew hurt his leg emergency line", and "butt is on fire emergency line".]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 31/08/2026
Dungeon Adventure
[Panel 1] Boy, chained up in a dungeon: Wow, waking up in a dungeon. This is like a total adventure story! [Panel 2] Boy: And you know it's a nasty dungeon if there's a skeleton chained up too! [Panel 3] Skeleton's eyes glow red and its head raises. [Panel 4]: Skeleton: Right? Everyone knows skeletons are model citizens, so only the worst bad guys would ever put us in a dungeon
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 28/08/2026
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 28/08/2026
Bad vibes
A creepy dude with unkempt hair and beard, weird long shoes, gross teeth, long yellow fingernails, and a robe that might be made out of burlap is pinching Butt Goblin's butt. [Creepy dude]: wEll heLLo tHEre sWeEt CHeeKs [Caption]: The utterly rancid vibes alone were enough for Butt Goblin to immediately declare this dude his new arch-nemesis
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 27/08/2026
Reodorant by Butt Goblin
Do people often tell you that you smell good, your odor is inoffensive, or worst of all, that you have no noticeable aroma whatsoever? Butt Goblin can help. [We see 3 sticks of deodorant, except they say "Reodorant by Butt Goblin". The scents are: Microwaved Fish, Roadkill & Onion, and Welcome to the Skunk Pit.]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 26/08/2026
Joining in on the PizzaCake event going on in /r/comics
Butt Goblin is dressed like the main character of PizzaCake Comics. A man wearing a red hat that says "I'm dumb" and a red shirt that says "terrible opinions haver" is screaming angrily with spittle coming out of his mouth. [Terrible opinions haver]: It's possible for butts to be too big [Butt Goblin, making the Bugs Bunny face from the meme and pointing a shotgun at the man]: No. Caption: Making political comics is a piece o' cake
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 25/08/2026
What was I doing?
Butt Goblin stands in a nondescript room. He's wearing a huge blue cowboy hat. His butt is pierced by 5 arrows. He holds a bloody machete. There are several lipstick kiss marks on his face. He's wearing pink roller skates. He looks confused. Caption: You ever walk into a room and immediately forget what you went in there to do?
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 24/08/2026
Grandparents
Butt Goblin's grandparents sleep in one big bed like Charlie Bucket's. They know what they did.
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 21/08/2026
DNA Sequence
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 20/08/2026
Microscopic
Even after many years of working with all manner of slimy creatures, from slugs to eels to even slime molds, Dr. Snodgrass was not prepared for Butt Goblin's ooze factor [The scientist recoils from his microscope, which has apparently blasted slime out of the eye piece onto his glasses. A sample of Butt Goblin on the microscope's stage oozes slime all over the place. Butt Goblin, apparently bored, does a handstand in the background.]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 19/08/2026
Top shelf
Now understanding that the biologist was asking for a sample of Butt Goblin's own DNA, he smiled knowingly. "Ah, you want the premium stuff." [Dr. Snodgrass looks on as Butt Goblin is winking and holding a bottle of "Chateau Vert Eau De Gobelin", which has a $5 sticker on it]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 18/08/2026
Philosophy of science
Dr. Snodgrass explained his efforts to catalog the many strange and beautiful species of the world, and waxed philosophical about the worthiness of science as an endeavor. Butt Goblin listened intently and didn't steal anything. [Butt Goblin is wearing the scientist's glasses and lab coat and is snatching his wallet as well.]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 17/08/2026
Dr. Archibald Snodgrass
When the world-renowned biologist, Dr. Archibald Snodgrass, asked him for a DNA sample, Butt Goblin had several flavors for sale [Butt Goblin wears a trench coat and is holding it open to reveal several vials of green fluid inside it]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 14/08/2026
Wishing Well
Butt Goblin stops by the old wishing well every day to wish that caterpillars will still be around tomorrow. He just thinks they're cute, and you never know!
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 13/08/2026
Comparing John Fetterman to an ogre is very rude to ogres
PSA: Comparing politicians to ogres is hurtful and wrong. Ogres don't deserve that. Look, you've hurt Krugbar's feelings. [Butt Goblin comforts an upset-looking ogre while looking disdainfully at the reader]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 12/08/2026
Trivia night
Finally it was Butt Goblin's time to shine at trivia night [Butt Goblin fist pumps like "yes!" as the Quizmaster reveals that the topic for round 2 is "bugs with weird genitals"]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 11/08/2026
Kitty litter
Butt Goblin doesn't mess around when it's time to scoop the litter box [Butt Goblin is operating a mini excavator to scoop the litter]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 10/08/2026
I refuse to apologize for this joke
"I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I dye it" [Butt Goblin has dyed a hotdog pink, and Rascal Raccoon looks at him with confusion]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 07/08/2026
Probably shouldn’t keep both of them on the bathroom counter
Butt Goblin is holding a tube that looks like a toothpaste tube and about to dispense it onto his tooth brush. On the counter is an identical tube labeled "tooth paste". The tube in his hand is labeled "fire ants". Caption: Every time!
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 06/08/2026
Haha. Unless…?
Butt Goblin finally found a bumper sticker that was worth marring the perfection of the Buttmobile [bumper sticker reads: a webcomic artist I follow put this bumper sticker in the comic "as a joke" and definitely wasn't desperately hoping people would demand to make it real and buy a million of them so he could stop going to his soul crushing corporate job lol]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 05/08/2026
Back and better than ever
The Buttmobile is back*, for a limited time only†!

*It was in the shop
†Butt Goblin will probably crash it again soon
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 04/08/2026
Uncle Bogdonk
Butt Goblin and a boy look up at a picture of a goblin holding a stick of dynamite in each hand and his mouth wide open. He's wearing an American flag helmet and a ringer tee that says "CIA MADE UP JFK". Caption: "Great Uncle Bogdonk. His motto was 'anything is food if you're brave enough'. He died a hero."
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 03/08/2026
Action figure
Butt Goblin action figures are rare to find these days, and unfortunately still not valuable [Packaging: Butt Goblin - With Battle Damage! Includes garbage blind box containing a real piece of refuse or rubbish!]
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 31/07/2026
I did a series a while back where Butt Goblin got trapped in a child’s drawings. I ended up not taking the story down this path for some reason…
Butt Goblin and a child are holding hands looking at grave stones that say rip mom and rip dad (drawn in crayon)
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 31/07/2026
Patreon shout-out! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/buttgoblin
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Miles Grover @butt-goblin.com · 31/07/2026
The Jingle
[Panel 1] Miles's brain: Important! Do you want to replay the jingle for a discontinued gum brand from thirty years ago? [Panel 2] Miles: No thanks, I'm working [Panel 3] 1000 times, you say? [Panel 4] Miles continues trying to work while a colorful zebra dances wackily in front of him in his mind
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