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Macha Man Randy Savage

@butlisten.bsky.social
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Astute american: What pollsters don't grasp is we shall elect tall guys to govern. Not little guys, but tall guys. This is what us voters seek.
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump tearing down an institution after it bent over backwards to try to break the law for him sounds about right
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We prevented Iran from having a warp speed drive
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Media is saying Drumeo has swayed the midterm elections
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Upton Sinclair of our times... youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?...
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How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck you Wordle 1,899 X/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Computer for sale. Lightly used. Garage kept. Well maintained. Clean title. No low ballers.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An earnest man with intellectual disability fails upward against a backdrop of his upward-failing nation.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
MEET THE PRESS: Do you support birthday cake? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Look, I support blowing out candles, I support having streamers, I want party hats. We are focusing on hard-working middle class Americans having the birthday of their dreams.
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know we're all are focused elsewhere but can we start critiquing Argentina next year
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mickey takes time to focus on writing and directing
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They're moving the Lakers back to Minneapolis
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They don't make ideology-affirming news like they used to.... that's why I only listen to 101.2 Classic News Radio. All the news of 2022, 2023, and a really small window of 2019... but definitely not the news of today.
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The price of eggs and gas and stuff
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm hearing from friends that communists in Europe have speed limit signs that say stuff like "3km per minute" and it really makes me worry about my neighbor's political views
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Final words: "I did it all ... for... Eric.. aaacchkk"
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just give up enough natural resources and Grok should be able to make a cringe ripoff of the Nolan movie before the end of the year
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You can't get pasta at the Olive Garden without paying money. Why can't you pay money to vote?
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thought he was unveiling a wax sculpture of himself
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Graham Chapman died?
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rebrand idea... Ant-fifa
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We're a month away from Trump cutting a deal with Iran to open the strait in exchange for hundreds of nuclear weapons
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Swift and Kelce need to stop!
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I wish there was a metaphor for our country's inability to reflect
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The president that promised to solve problems that really weren't problems before but quickly became problems once he got involved
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Soccer? On american soil?! They warned us of this invasion!
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*Fox breaking news bells* American react as Barack Obama celebrates the opening of his presidential library while the country is at war!
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"randy johnson", get it?... he got us all to say "randy johnson" in public
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Vice President is selling a money laundering book, no worries
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My dream to sell bricks and minfig(urine)s has turned into a nightmare. AMA
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
NYT Headline: Trump First Sitting President to Show Up at Parker's House Party, BFFs say
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sorry, I was actually referring to the originalist interpretation of the word "freedom" when I supported the government in their shutting people up for criticizing the government
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That's when you know he's got you
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You ever get to the point where "bricks & minifigs" loses all meaning?
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Did i say Milli Vanilli? I meant Vanilli Ice Total Landscaping
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
America is so great that the kid gets married in the bahamas
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Leatherheads (2008) is NOT a Coen brothers movie! I will not repeat myself!
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Breaking: "Small" "military" "operation" performed to "extract" an "individual" "subject" to a "legal" "indictment"
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The most liberal thing we can get away with is calling it "The Abortion Pill"
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
President Joey Chestnut
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Vince "The Body" McMahon
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Chet Hanks is on Jimmy Fallon and the Late Show is getting canceled?!
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"We must have our events!"
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Alex Jones explaining the disgusting symbolism in 1998 South Park
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The McDonald's delivery lady is a crisis actor?
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
These are the smartest people but also don't know what Jesus or nazi salutes are
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What you guys don't understand is that Orville and Wilbur flew on an Epstein plan
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Iran never existed
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Macha Man Randy Savage @butlisten.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh, ok so the beautiful side is the moon is the one we CAN'T see? Well, isn't that convenient
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