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Carol

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Teacher of things. ATL-ish. Politics, history, cycling, and stuff that happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far way.

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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was reading about the Cornell stuff and it struck me, it's been eight years since we all heard Christine Blasey Ford say, "Indelible in the hippocampus is the laughter," and I want to scream.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MvDP is like, "Let's do the pics, aaaaand-- I'm gone, boys."
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mathieu has a thousand yard stare, man. That is not a happy camper. Compare that with Bling, who looks delighted.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
McNulty, why are you still in your clips, buddy. C'mon.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sincerely, how did Mads get to this final group?! I need to know.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AND RIDE! #Montreal2026 (I mean, great job, Morg.)
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the most frustrating race. In comparison with the women's race, where I was just biting my fingernails, I'm just cursing at my screen here, yelling at the dudes to just DO SOMETHING. #Montreal2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fact that Mads is anywhere near the front is INSANE. #Montreal2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd be cool with McNulty. He's an odd dude. Strikes me as slightly out of his time, you know? Like, take his face and put it in World War I and it makes sense.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mathieu, you have my permission to do the most obvious thing ever if it means you crush Knock-Off Randy Savage.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FLOBIKES WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOU THIS IS NOT THE MOMENT TO BE JERKS I MEAN YOU ALWAYS ARE BUT IN PARTICULAR
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Girmay in that kit looks AMAZING, I love it. Gorgeous.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, who buttered this football.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What the hell are the Sooners doing, this is hilarious.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Demi-Kasia battle continues, and I enjoy it.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mags is such a rockstar, I love her. She's such a brilliant competitor. #Montreal2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, Mags. Bless her. That's a nasty crash.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh god. I don't want to see this.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus christ. They're not moving.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gosh, Montreal is a lovely city for a bike race. I mean, it's a lovely city, full stop, but really love these shots of the race down these tree-lined neighborhood streets and alongside sidewalks with folks just having a nice Saturday. #Montreal2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need Boomers to embrace wearing headphones at all times in the same way that I need my Gen Alpha students to *stop* wearing them. Because I am desperately annoyed by having to listen to your moronic Facebook reel on blast from your phone at full volume as you scroll, Aunt Bettie.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This Ole Miss game is HILARIOUS. I am delighted for Ole Miss and that is literally nothing I would have ever said before in my LIFE.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Normally I have no love for Ole Miss. But I do love a messy breakup, & GIRL, this is the messiest. We're all drunk in the bathroom with Ole Miss tonight, saying, "No, hon, you look GREAT, he's an ASSHOLE, love that dress, lemme jus' fix your hair a little, go back out there an' make him REGRET IT."
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love that the Vuelta is a mystery even to the folks obsessively watching it. Where are the riders? WHO KNOWS!
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get you a teaching bestie who knows that you're probably warching cycling and so NOT watching Ted Cruz eat it on GameDay. And she knows that would bring you joy.
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
rollingstone.com
Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I will be normal about Julian Alaphilippe retiring. Just not now.
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Jeremy Renner as Mike Mclusky Crying
Alt: Jeremy Renner as Mike Mclusky Crying
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I hate these things so goddamn much.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Help, my mother is scanning all the family photo albums and is now spamming the family groupchat with truly horrifying baby pictures of me.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ugh, there's just no excuse for this. You *know* what sort of person she is.
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Anna Meier @annameier.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you have so much work to do that you feel you need AI in order to get it all done: you don't. You need a union.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am astounded that Squiban is in. I thought her elbow was broken! #TdFF2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Glorious. This is SUCH a fun race. Let's do it again tomorrow! #TdFF2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This race is so damn good. #TdFF2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It is DEEPLY unfair that the Tour de France Femmes coincides with the first week back in the classroom with students, which means I haven't been able to watch the last three stages live. #TdFF2026
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"don't make enough money" is a fig leaf All those degree programs--social work, art, etc.--have disproportionately female student bodies. This is designed to make it harder for women to attend college--college education being a key factor in women's autonomy from men & left-leaning voting pattern.
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
...can we get a concussion check on the Australian rider with that last crash? I don't like the way her head looked like it jolted against the pavement in that replay. #TdFF2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
School starts on Monday. I'm ready-ish. Aside from making the usual copies, crawling under desks to wrangle cords, and revamping pacing guides, I also finally covered the outlet on the utility cabinet which hasn't worked in the 16 years I've been in the classroom. I think I'm hilarious.
A picture of a wooden ultility cabinet with a paper sign taped over a non-functioning outlet. On the sign is a picture of an electrical outlet, and below it, the caption, "Ce n'est pas une prise électrique," in a cursive font. This is a reference to the Magritte painting, "The Treachery of Images." 

The author does realize she will likely have to explain this a million times to her students.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/07/2026
dubiousculturalartifact on Tumblr: "The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they're frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope. 

I'm sorry but that's thinking way too small, hear me out: 

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope. 

Think about it... who's the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment's notice?

 It ain't Kermit"

anyroads replies: "Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea"
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 31/07/2026
Kinda wild that @jamellebouie.net is the only person saying this clearly in a high-profile media outlet, but I'm so glad he is.
nytimes.com
Opinion | Why Do We Tolerate Elon Musk’s Racist Commentary?
Why does the owner of X get a pass for what he says and does there?
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Camera bike omg pull OVER #TdF2026
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Glad to see McNulty is feeling better, but oh my goodness, someone needed to talk him out of that hair. #TdF2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To be honest, watching the buses is about as interesting as watching all the champagne toast nonsense, so I'm not bothered. #TdF2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I mean, it's something, I guess, but "Most Combative" has got to feel like the "You Tried!" award sometimes. Still, just glad Sepp doesn't appear badly hurt. #TdF2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sepp, I'm so sorry, my dude. That sucks so much. #TdF2026
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Carol @butdiscourse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
EF are gonna be hungover as hell tomorrow. #TdF2026
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