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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches

@butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us
104 followers 32 following 668 posts

The person preventing the people preventing you from dying of starvation from dying of accidents and diseases and whatever. Sick of everyone's shit, but don't tell the gods that. (pfp by H. D. Thorne. Read the Hades Calculus!)

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Guido Rotunda @guidocaesar7.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Shoebill
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🎃Spooky Spriggs🔞🎃 @blueklok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
16 Days until Halloween
A shoebill bird stares at you menacingly
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 8h
I’m trying to find you but even though I followed your GPS component I’ve ended up in a tavern for birds
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 16/10/2026
How interesting of you to accuse me of sex with pigeons when your favorite, ultimate child is the product of you having sex with a goose.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 16/10/2026
Not content merely to steal the lives of her daughters and the future of Elysium, mother has now decided to start stealing my ideas.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 15/10/2026
Should I bring the oil and giant forceps?
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/10/2026
Ask @callistokhan.bsky.social about it, she's the one who wrote that I grow plants out of me when I'm stressed
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/10/2026
I wonder what would happen if someone smoked the leaves that grow around my collarbone whenever I’m incredibly angry or get edged. Any volunteers for the experiment?
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/10/2026
Kill yourself
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 13/10/2026
I'm sorry, great-great-grandmother, but I'm simply more of a bio-technologist, things have to stay properly connected when they're made of flesh. My ribcage, however, *can* do that.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 12/10/2026
For the record, my eyes cannot do that.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 02/10/2026
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 23/09/2026
Can't stand the stereotype that only seniors love Werther's Original. They're simply the ideal candy: sweet without being overpowering due to the slow dissolution in the mouth, and the caramel adds a subtlety to the flavor that sets them apart from a skittle or a starburst.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 22/09/2026
Just glad to lend a hand for my former employer
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 22/09/2026
The Pentahog™️
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 22/09/2026
Yes
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 21/09/2026
Not a big fan of surgery, actually. I lavish her with a vast library of custom-built straps instead 🥰
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 21/09/2026
Right, who wants to be the lucky woman who gets to be the first one to be implanted with my newly developed Pentahog ™️
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 20/09/2026
You can't win me back this easily, mother.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/09/2026
I bet Ianthe could eat your stupid rats if I let her. Is that a flex. Are you done getting up my ass about the titles now.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/09/2026
Thank you, dear. XOXO
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/09/2026
Who the hell ever said I was depressed. I'm having the time of my fucking life out here adding new organs to myself and yelling at Khloe.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/09/2026
No just regular PhDs. Seven of them.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/09/2026
I may not have full citizen rights but you know what I do have? Taste buds. Asswipe.
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I ♥️ Shoebill Storks
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birdsandwildlife.bsky.social @birdsandwildlife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shoebill Stork. Eastern Africa. They're astounding.
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A distant and poor photograph of a shoebill in a marsh. It’s a big bird with a frightening face dominated by a huge bill. It is also known as the death pelican or simply monsterface
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 10/09/2026
*Torso. Fucker.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 10/09/2026
Two hearts, four kidneys, a nanotrite forge, auxiliary salivary glands, gigapapillae, and so on.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 10/09/2026
The reason I’m so thicc isn’t even body fat (though I have plenty). It’s actually that my toros needs extra space in it to fit all of my redundant and custom-built organs.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 07/09/2026
No. I do.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 07/09/2026
I think someone's gotten our two accounts confused
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 04/09/2026
What part of that is "white" though. That's what worries me.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 04/09/2026
You are correct that if Ligeia made a cocktail called the White Melita I'd be significantly less afraid, though.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 04/09/2026
You're thinking of Ligeia, darling, Khloe is just one of my coworkers.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 04/09/2026
Overheard Khloe showing the other butchmarks her new cocktail, she calls it the White Melita. Frankly I'm far too scared to ask what's in it.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 01/09/2026
Lord Adrastus does wear ugly shoes, this is known.
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m4plesoda @m4plesoda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
woke up in a cold sweat. made some bullshit #zoneoftheenders
Anubis on all fours, tail tucked between wrists.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
Only to the degree that you get off to it while I permanently kill you.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
If topping is what it takes to rid the world of my mother then so be it.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
For once, my dislike of being forced to top is rendered irrelevant by my white-hot fury.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
Mother, I'm glad you reincarnated yourself, because it means now I can come up with a way to kill you again.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
Starting a new crowdfunding campaign to overthrow great-great grandmother so she will stop saying things that aren't true.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 30/08/2026
Do you know what the other word for mountain lion is
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 29/08/2026
My sources are telling me that the huntresses in Artemis's domain have named one of their pet mountain lions after me. Do not approve.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 29/08/2026
LRP: Obviously this isn't why I acquired and mastered my beloved dart gun, Sisterly Affection, but it isn't *not* why I did that.
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i think more women are likely to let me hit from behind if i can hit a target from 100 metres
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 24/08/2026
Hah. No, my lady.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 24/08/2026
Ah, I remember when I did that. Took mother nearly a month to realize what we were doing...
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 23/08/2026
I could make you butch
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