someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I made three dollars from sports gambling 😎 030
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I guess I broke up with someone I didn’t know I was dating and now I feel bad 250
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 09/08/2026A friend posted a picture of “herself” and I was going to comment “wow I totally didn’t recognize you” until I realized it was “ai enhanced” it looked literally nothing like her. At all. 130
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Life hack: date ten different guys, have sex with none of them 040
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Thinking about the man who called me a republican bc I didn’t want to have a threesome with him that he had already orchestrated before asking. 040
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 30/07/2026People don’t know what writing on paper is anymore 140
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Using my daughter’s period as an excuse to get out of things 250
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think I don’t like being single for too long bc it’s overwhelming when it feels like everyone is trying to sleep with you 050
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I was going to threaten to torture people who use generative AI but I feel like some of you would like it too much 030
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 22/07/2026When the nurse asks if ur squeamish around blood and u say “I love blood” and now it’s awkward 050
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A man in a veteran hat and shirt after I gave him a veteran discount without him asking: how did you know I’m a veteran? 070
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My dream is to own a shrek themed restaurant 140
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Sometimes the most chopped Man U ever met will make fun of ur boobs 260
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 09/07/2026This was a really interesting experiment where i saw that people are who they are no matter how much time has passed 👍🫶🏻 150
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Going out with an ex bc he told me he would take me to dinner and pay for a babysitter but lowkey regretting it bc id rather just be home with my kids. Is this growth? 260
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A good replacement for drinking a bottle of wine by urself is 7 liters of seltzer water 062
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I feel like everyone was boy crazy in grade school but I was very boy-neutral 030
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 01/07/202699% of my life is realizing I can just do things 040
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I think I just miss my 2008 indie sleaze era 040
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Why am I navigating the downfalls of straight dating when I can be navigating the complex relationships of the gays!?? 040
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I miss my ex bf but I was the one who broke up with him but also he was like the first bf I’ve had that wasn’t a psychopath drug addict so I think it feels worse than when someone is actively destroying ur life and ur will to live 060
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I hate reverse cowgirl bc why am I looking at this man’s toes and he gets to see my butt. Doesn’t seem like a fair trade 2100
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Lwky I hate hearing birds chirp please don’t hate me 240
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 21/06/2026There should be a bottle brush for when u poop 050
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My ex husband follows a bunch of porn models and I follow a bunch of rockhounds 190
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 21/06/2026No YOURE checking to see if ur drug addict high school bf is still alive bc u can’t sleep! 060
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Thinking about the people with big dicks who are bad at fucking 😞 030
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I really wanna shave my head but I know future me will regret it but I want to so bad rn 330
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Sitting on a bench at a gas station eating a slice of pizza and watching the world as the good lord intended 060
Reposted by someone’s momBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If I were a coach I would occasionally say to the referees "You're right we did commit a foul there" instead of arguing all the time. This builds my credibility as an objective interlocutor in their minds 16144382
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I hate everyone and no one should ever talk to me 040
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 08/06/2026My phone tried to autocorrect “I’m dead” to “im gay” happy pride 🏳️🌈 070
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Can’t believe I missed my opportunity to be a celebrity surrogate 020
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Sometimes you just need a good old-fashioned weinering to brighten your day 120
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Just found out a guy I dated is running for mayor? 440
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I gave my son a wallet and told him he’s a man now 040
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 31/05/2026All men look like Mr beast when u have face blindness 160
someone’s mom @bustelo4babies.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I haven’t fucked anyone in like two weeks and I feel like a virgin again 130
