collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/08/2026pls don’t get all ‘fElon musks platform’ on me that’s only a minor cognitive dissonance of the many in my life and a hill I’ve chosen not to die on bc I have many friendships that exist solely on there and I’m not going to erase friendships with oomfs bc of virtue signaling 120 2
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/08/2026yea lmao but I’m private on there and it’s mostly nonsense 120 2
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/08/2026hey howdy :) miss u guys. been busy with the new job. hard to check all the socials and bluesky fell thru the cracks. if u wanna chat or catch up im always active on my instagram still bc im pathetic!!! 2580 58
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/08/2026ahhhhhhhh I love u guys and miss so much. admittedly I have not been that active on here lately. I’m so sorry :( 140 4
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/07/2026would be a lot easier than configuring 20 customer instances on my 2nd week 😭 010 1
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/07/2026I’m not sure yet I do really like the software and everyone I work with honestly I’m just like is this even for me which it has been for 7 years I’m just having a quarter life crisis 130 3
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/07/2026I’m now a GTM Engineer at a startup which basically means actually I have no idea but it’s a lot of work 8481 48
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/07/2026no this is literally how I feelstatic.klipy.comI Can't Take The Pressure: Stressed OutALT: I Can't Take The Pressure: Stressed Out 1180 18
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 03/07/2026this new job is so overwhelming and I’m so stressed already but at least it’s not toxic and I’m getting paid well but lol I’m baby 5570 57
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 28/06/2026sorry I’m not on here as much pls don’t hate me I just finished infinite jest :) 2490 49
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 20/05/2026getting brainmogged applying to early startups everyone has ivy pedigree and ur pedigree is Otto the Orange 1271 27
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 20/05/2026An hour and a half case study job interview, being grilled on the spot, needs to be offset by Beach House in the AirPods meandering in the sun 0300 30
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 18/05/2026back from vacation tattered bruised and burned as per usual. Usually I get injured a little more on my trips so this was a good result 73543 354
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026no plane WiFi can’t afk runescape leagues i want to be frozen in a chamber 0160 16
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026*2012 tumblr influencer voice* it’s okay to not be okay 1400 40
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026can they fucking please install live trackers 060 6
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026TSA line was actually no line I walked up to the agent and yea and so but I’m here 2 hours early again 3200 20
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 17/05/2026being out at late the night before an early flight is such a thing in my life that I wish I had better a planning brain to avoid this 1260 26
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 16/05/2026this is normal in the US tech market. I haven’t heard of an interview below 3 rounds like ever lol 110 1
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 16/05/2026the way i can’t even get it off my mind on a Saturday in a different state!!!!! 2190 19
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 16/05/2026feeling sexy might put myself out there for a gay sports league and not be chosen for any team and totally embarrass myself 3370 37
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 16/05/2026street skidding your arm the first day of your pool/hot tub vacation and not being able to go inside a pool or hot tub because arm burns so bad 4160 16
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 14/05/2026sprinted after my uber drive bc I was waiting 45 minutes in the ride share area and he kept missing the entrance circling the airport over and over and over and over again 5520 52
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 14/05/2026do u ever sprint so fast its like too fast for your own physiology and you end up falling face first bc ur legs cant keep up 2251 25
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 08/05/2026I love going for in person interviews fuck this zoom shit my vibe is best experienced in the flesh 2534 53
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 07/05/2026It doesn’t fully explain why I’ve felt like shit last few months but kinda sucks to learn I’m allergic to my own cat lol 4230 23
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 07/05/2026just got back from the allergist and found out I’m allergic to exactly one thing… :/ 3600 60
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 06/05/2026I’m like so immunocompromised I feel like 25 minutes with this virus and I’ll ER me so fingies crossed the h2h transmission is still rare and not a miraculous mutation bc if the latter I’m not going outside hello 2120 12
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/05/2026apparently the pneumonia vaccine is a really good immunity boost, generally, which is what I need like b12 vitamins and water aren’t doing it 2140 14
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/05/2026went to the ENT finally after being sick back and forth for all of 2026. I’m now on a slurry of antibiotics and I’m getting the pneumonia vaccine 1330 33
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/05/2026I don’t care about the met gala but do u know what I do care about? $32,918 0232 23
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 05/05/2026I’m not watching the met gala I’m watching the bobs burgers episode where a mechanical shark attacks the whole town 6721 72
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 04/05/2026I’ve been on an elevator for like a minute or so and felt it move, going down, and then the door opened on the floor I just came up from 0150 15
collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 04/05/2026yayayay mentally ill cat woke me up again and will keep doing so the rest of the night so I guess 2 hours of sleep for tn is sooo fine 😍 0200 20
