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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉

@burtmacklinsob.bsky.social

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Fancy Man of Cornwood. Anti-Christian, Pro-Quivering. "In my defense, it was my birthday. And I really wanted to do it."

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Share someone who looks stylish wearing shorts.

Michael Ian Black in Wet Hot American Summer

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

All due respect to Shohei, the greatest signing in Dodgers history:

Andrew Friedman

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

FAO: Arsenal Football Club Re: Vinicius Junior

Goldblum in Jurassic Park meme: "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should."

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

If you see this, post a vampire

Willow Rosenberg in "The Wish" episode of BtVS

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Imagine your aura being so magnetic that you can facilitate a £120 million deal with a glance

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Feel pretty good about this. Apologies to Gone In 60 Seconds, my toughest cut. Also, yer boi's barely seen a non-Marvel film post-2010.

My top 10 films of the 21st century: Michael Clayton, Zodiac, Zoolander, The Bourne Supremacy, Donnie Darko, Almost Famous, Lost In Translation, Wonder Boys, TLotR: Fellowship, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Lesbians be like

Ousmane Dembele's fbref page

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Barcelona, bidding for Diaz:

Seinfeld: Kramer is holding up a used t-shirt, which he is trying to trade in exchange for Jerry's van.

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Why do we need a pride month? Read below. RIP.

Statement from Jonathan Joss' husband on his murder

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

We go again

My proposed Liverpool side for next season: ali, konate grav virg, frimpong szobo macca kerkez, salah wirtz barcola

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Stop trying to make fetch happen meme, with Anthony Gordon substituted for fetch. Dunking hard on Hass.

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

The buddy cop drama I didn't know we needed

Klopp & Slot

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Mr. Richard Hughes,

Shaq: "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game."

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

George Wendt as Norm in "Cheers"

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Yer boi watching Inter rn

AOC

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I'll always love you, but now I must raise my step-children: Alexis, Mac, and Allister.

My tweet from the bad place about naming my future children Trent, Alexander, and Arnold.

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Lamal (green) v. Cherki (blue), posted without comment.

Radar of Lamine Yamal overlapped with radar of Rayan Cherki. Very similar outputs, with Yamal edging it in xGBuildup and xGChain and Cherki superior in Key Passes.

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Share a bad guy from the 80s!

Edward Rooney

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Say no to third-party ownership

Cody Gakpo wearing an "I belong to jesus" shirt

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Everyone agrees Player A is the perfect striker target this summer and worth well over 100m. Player B has multiple people on here saying he can't play as our 9.

A radar of two damn near identical forwards

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Seriously, Braves?

The legend, Harry Doyle, saying, "One god damn hit?"

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Hey gurl, how do you feel about Alexis, Mac, and Allister instead?

Yer boi's tweet about naming his kids Trent, Alexander, and Arnold.

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

How do you do, fellow war criminals?

Steve Buscemi in 30 Rock meme

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

FWIW, Hugo's injury history vs. Isak's

Hugo Ekitike's injury record

Alexander Isak's injury history

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

RIP to one of the absolute GOATs

Gene Hackman in Young Frankenstein

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

"You are an incredibly big piece of shit" from The Big Short

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Liverpool 7 0 Manchester United

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Either he's so in his own head that his limbs are paralyzed or we need a recall on all French radar guns.

Article clipped describing the pace of City's new signings

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

If you see this, post an archer.

Cameron Archer

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Well this sucks.

Harry Doyle gif

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Straight from the laws of the game. Does that do? You can donate to the HSA, ta.

The laws of football governing fouls, whereby it states impeding an opponent with contact is a foul

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Already does

Salah celebrating

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Table showing the average delay in play by PL team, which Arsenal top

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

From the fucking SEC's own website:

The targeting rule explained

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Arteta

Pulis

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Talk to your kids about Bournemouth in the CL next season.

The PL table this season, sorted by xG difference per 90, in which Bournemouth are comfortably third.

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Well done, boys. Good process.

Woody Johnson is a moron

Woody John's is still a moron

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Show me where the word "intent" appears

The laws of football, regarding fouls

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Pennsylvania, please for the love of god explain this

Map showing FBRef's most viewed player pages by US state. Somehow, Pennsylvania's most viewed page is Aaron Cresswell and I need answers.

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Brentford at the Gtech

Barcelona's 08-09 squad

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Good year imo

Yer boi's top artists on Spotify for 2024" 1. Modern Baseball, 2. Interpol, 3. Dire Straits, 4. Lorde, 5. Radiohead

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

From left to right: John Jorgensen, Pee Wee Reese, Ed Stanky, and Jackie Robinson pose before the opener at Ebbets Field on April 15, 1947, the day Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Maradona faces 6 Belgian players in the 1982 World Cup

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Introduce yourself with four records

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Titanius Anglesmith 🍉 @burtmacklinsob.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Introduce yourself with four footballers