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BurryFeasht

@burryfeasht.bsky.social
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Heavily Built and Tattooed Dad of 2. Rugby Coach. Engineer. Middlesbrough FC Supporter. Consumer of Calories. Le Bald of Heid and Le Tres Hairy of Chin. Prolific Profanist. Old Dog with New Tricks. Dweller by the Sea.

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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Been neglecting myself mentally and physically for too long. Two hrs to myself while my 3yr old is in nursery. Putting some mileage on the trotters and visiting my therapy spot which is only 20mins away from me.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Life be lifing when your bairn is allowed a danger nap at tea time 😭
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Lethal and enigmatic. Full box just vanished in a the blink of a chew.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Thanks to this bug I am starting Jan 13lb lighter than I started Dec. Not been pleasant but once a month for the next 4/5 months is acceptable.....
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
It's beginning to look a lot like Easter......
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My kid when I knock cocomelon off.....
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Robot Wars is alive and well. Mine (right) facing off against the bairns (left). Going to batter the little dork.....until he tantrums and wins by flinging mine onto the laminate floor.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I know anecdotally that toast is what you may smell when you are having a stroke. What does smelling eggy bread mean? I'm in the middle of the office and I can 100% smell that distinct scent of one of the finest foods known to man.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'm nothing if not eclectic
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I need a bell, a book and a candle. It's time for the right of ashkente. I have questions.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The joy of the boyo being only 3 is that I can literally make anything with lego, call it a spaceship and he is absolutely over the moon with it.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Demanding my kid makes me noodles and puts Dogtanian on the TV every 30s in a full display of dominance.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My youngest has just fallen to the worst, short lived pain, to afflict man kind. He hath stood upon thine own lego.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Can't stand doing this normally, made a rod for my own back years ago but my eldest still has the magic and I fear it's her last year of it so.....off we go
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Thank God its Friday even if I'm working tomorrow. Seeing the back of this week is a must.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Using the next few weeks to gauge different bits of the upcoming Xmas dinner. Maple smothered pigs in blankets up first. Decent
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
My kid fell off her scooter on the way to school and face planted the pavement quite badly, so I reacted in the sensitive way Dad's do....
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Bad night for wee man and subsequently....me. Sofa camping for the pair of us. If you see my eyelids in my socks today NO YOU DINT.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Working from home and having both kids off was a terrible idea
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Consistency is the key. Did I get that right?
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Once again, 8 Boro players are robbed
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I require this said thing
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Superb night of it
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Need a minute so I'm in bed with a bit of TV for the afternoon
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Beautiful morning views on a friday
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Workshop afternoon. Four hours of herding ego's to the right course of action for the business, not the individuals. This should be a barrel of laughs 🙃
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sanity squeeze at work. Days left calc til my much needed Xmas break 😬
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Why are trade plate renewals not available as an online process. X12 cheques and bits of paperwork is mental in this day/age.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
As much as I love the song Changes by Tupac, the way he says mobile phone makes me shudder
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Behold my food and snooze fuel for the England match
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
In work with a face like a partially chewed drumstick lolly
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Little man's had a great day of it. Behaved impeccably too.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have an hours peace after dropping wee man off. This is bliss.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fuel
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Showing my age but I used to watch the cooling towers at Wilton be blown up from the top of Eston Hills. Good ole days.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My youngest has told me night night and has took himself to the sofa with a blanket. This is a new and intriguing development....
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You want to know the inspiration and technique behind a 2.5kg loss in 8 days? Money. I have none, therefore I can't boredom snack. 2.6kg going back on when it's payday 😎
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Amateurs. Still haven't forgave Ben Roberts of Di Matteo since 97'
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Realistic betting 101. Free bet time.
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
'WFH' this afternoon 😎
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Fuck you flappy bastard www.crazygames.com/game/flappy-...
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Moobs in Bio. This is the right site int it?
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BurryFeasht @burryfeasht.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Breakfast was over two hrs ago, can I eat lunch yet?
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