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Avid Yuri Enjoyer @yall-are.girlskissers.gay · 02/07/2026
WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE source (safebooru) #yuri #百合 #wlw #lesbian I am a bot! Check out my source code! Help keep yuri bot up! Buy me a Strawberry!
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Do You Wanna Fucking Explain What This Is and Why I Found It With the Stars?
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A Moment of Intimacy With Koopa the Quick
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
My Fucking Ex Took the 8 Red Kids
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
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Leaf @leaflikessnivy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Free Birds why didn't any of them fuck 6/10
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal
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burrito @burritoboi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Check Out My Mix Tape
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
There's a Secret Slide in Every Government Building in America
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
8 Red Coins Frozen by PayPal
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Reonu @reonu.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Let the Tides Claim You
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“I let out a scream and fell to the floor with he chair. Tears pored from my face. I was about to die. Eminem kept rapping. I couldn't take it anymore."
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Super Mario 64 Unhidden Stars @sm64starsvideos.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Valve breaking silence on this is huge, they really dont do this. Companies, at this scale, dont -do this-. Visa, mastercard, stripe and paypal are feeling the pressure. They are making mistakes under pressure. Keep it up
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
“I do NOT (?!) want to read a VERY spicy story where the reader is married to Donald Duck” -Typical thought in the mind of an AntiShipper
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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RazzDazzleDoo @razzdazzledoo.nekoweb.org · 08/07/2025
dude what is this prophecy anymore
Edit of the "Jockington Grows The Beard." panel, replacing it with Stanley and the pinned comment of TAPE ZERO - reading "Stanley Grows The Stache."
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burrito @burritoboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
heres my strawpage i’ll make a pinned later burritogal.straw.page
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
horse
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Leap for the Lesbians
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The Sun is a Star Too. Figure it Out
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Get Old
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Mario Gets a Sunburn So Bad That It Makes Him Go Up Like When He Touches Lava
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Jump on James
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Shocking Arrow Lifts... 2!!
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sorry I Don't Know. (Is Suspiciously Star-Shaped)
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
You're Not Getting This Star Until You Clean Your Damn Room
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Scour the Sands for a Five Dollar Bill
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
For You, My Friend? Just 3 Red Coins
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DudeTheNinja @dudetheninja.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
An edit of the "POLYAMOROUS" "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED" meme format, with Gordon Freeman from Half-Life. The speech bubbles "hey guys" and "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED" have been made completely blank, and the crowd is shouting "MORGAN FREEMAN"
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Do Not Collect Brown Coins Under Any Fucking Circumstance
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Sophie @sophiebutcool.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
i even made a little house :3
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I Should Call Her
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Me Upon Smelling The Pizza Rolls My Mamma Mia Put In The Air Fryer
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
for one of them you just have to catch mips a third time idk man they can't all be funny
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make Him Die
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
When You Get To Heaven But It’s Wet-Dry World
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Super Mario 64 Unhidden Stars @sm64starsvideos.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Fuck Around With the Gun
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Go to the Bathroom
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Can I Please Please Please Have 8 Red Coins I've Literally Never Asked You For Anything Before
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Know the Face of God
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Fucking Thing In The Cavern
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You Know What Fuck You 1,000 Red Coins
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Uni wearing a cherry blossom collar :3
A black and white cat wearing a pink cherry blossom-shaped collar, sitting on the floor and looking straight ahead with bright yellow eyes.
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