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@burnzoid.bsky.social
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 37m
Every now and then I get served an ad that really makes me think “who the fuck do you think I am”.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 54m
Happy birthday @gavinmit.bsky.social hope you’ve had a great day, all the best people have their birthdays in October.
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 1h
This guy his live, if you must know twitch.tv/flash_persona
a photo of flash_persona wearing a child's bucket hat and a denim jacket except his arms have been edited to be even shorter than in real life
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feels like its a holdover from the original parlour game where you don't have a chance to discuss away from the group who you will murder at night.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maya is going to drop Hannah like a sack of tatties #celebtriytraitors
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm live! It's Witchering time twitch.tv/geddstation
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Geddstation - Live on Twitch
I'm a Witcher, I'm a Witchery Guy | !kofi | Streaming the witcher 3: wild hunt remastered.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At 9.81m/s^2? That’s not that fast
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very odd what these people say is mob rule and what is a "democratic mandate"
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I genuinely don’t understand how people find Miranda Hart funny, she’s just posh.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’re more telling. The way I cackled #CelebTraitors
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
should have given them a trebuchet, the superior siege engine
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
where's the cover on that ram? Archers are going to pick them off one by one smh. #CelebTraitors
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pot of soup on the boil, glad I planned it for tea just as the weather's turnt
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you don't click the link This is who you're making sad: twitch.tv/geddstation
picture of me, Gedds, sat in a ball pit barely bigger than my arse and looking rather sad about it
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stream is up! Live very shortly.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Surely that's the goal of every sensible parent?
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First proper autumnal run this morning. Probably need to look at some cold weather running gear.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gedds is live for Orktober (the best month because it’s my birthday) come watch him paint boys. Twitch.tv/geddstation
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Geddstation - Live on Twitch
Orktober Is is Finally Here | !kofi | Streaming miniatures & models.
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
twitch dot tv slash geddstation
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Made the mistake of talking about ultra trail runs with the guy in the office who runs them. He’s currently looking up ones near me he thinks I’ll be able to do easier than a half marathon
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But what about all that Scottish programming…
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah I think I announced a week or so ago, can’t believe you’re not on top of everything I post.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks pal, super anxious about it but also mega excited
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Genuinely struggling with the body horror part of pregnancy at the moment, and it’s not even happening to me.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Skinner Yes
Alt: Principal skinner from the Simpsons saying yes gif.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think they are used to eggs that are actually steamed but sold as poached.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can’t expect him to actually know anything about Scottish politics.
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm live!! It's Witchering time twitch.tv/geddstation
screenshot from a video. it's me, Gedds, with a post-it note on my forehead
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate this shit, most people keep cleaning products in their kitchen, guess its fine to drink bleach by this heuristic
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm live twitch.tv/geddstation
selfie of me, Gedds, with my big head. wearing a white t-shirt and with my now very faded pink and orange mullet
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flash @flashpersona.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the rumors are true... i am live at twitch.tv/flash_persona
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same, I set an alarm for this.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thought it was risky to nip for a shower during the f1 start up but no the clown show gave me plenty of time.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"end my suffering...wahooo"
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm live! Let's see out the week with some Witcher 3 🐺 twitch.tv/geddstation
selfie of me, Gedds, wearing sunglasses, a Huge Loads Haulage t-shirt and a blue corduroy shirt over top. my septum ring is, as ever, crooked as hell
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its where we'd go on holiday. Not sure how it started (specifically for scottish people) but its very much a thing.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will do when he comes back, it was all in fun though.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think its mean yous keep your gingers in cans, let them run free
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know this is some sort of confirmation bias but I do find it funny that I keep bumping into Scottish people down here in a way that seems more common than random chance but is definitely just down to chance
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He is an older guy so that tracks. Definitely feels like how a lot of parents refer to any game console as Nintendo.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah that makes sense, and with many scots language things it can family/location dependant
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To me ginger is west coast, and specifically if it was in a glass bottle from the chippy.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I live in the north of England, so how am I getting into a good natured argument with the boiler man (also from Scotland) about whether it’s fizzy juice or ginger.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve heard it too, I think there are a bunch of stuff in the film you wouldn’t pick up unless you understand Swedish.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean it can sort of be both no? This is the interesting thing about genre conventions, they are entirely subjective
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know social media is sort of supposed to be a conversation but don't come into my mentions when we aren't moots to ask silly questions.
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you use the search function for triple lock, you'll find them
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sure all those people who are happy to see the pension triple lock end because it "hurts the young" will be along in a minute to tell us this is good actually
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Burnz @burnzoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My very offline wife who doesn’t who doesn’t know him, immediately called him a full of himself cunt.
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The Haunting of Shane Ross @comebackshane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss talks about how men need to hold other men accountable for rape and sexual assault.
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