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autist artist typist anarchist and pylon enthusiast ᗗ ѧ ᗗ seeing an unbearable light at the edge of everything & trying to trap it in ink ѧ ѧ ᗗ

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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
off camera: hey Altman! see this *thwack, splash*
the Simpsons screencap of "imagine a world without lawyers" with a thought bubble showing a diverse range of people of different ethnicities genders and cultural attires all dancing in a circle smiling holding hands in a green meadow underneath a rainbow while a big orange sun smiles down at them, except I've cropped out Lionel Hutz who would usually be on the right hand side looking disgusted at this vision
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
excuse me what actually the fuck. is Jeffrey Epstein designing medical websites now
a screenshot of a website called Physiocheck.co.uk saying "Unlimited online physiotheraphy
Where do you have symptoms?
Select one or more (pain) areas on the body.
The selected areas light up red." and a choice of "female" and "male" interactive figures. the "female" one is selected and it's just, horrifyingly simultaneously pornographic and uncanny? a computer generated very very young looking woman in see through underwear with, for some reason, visible nipples and genitalia through the sort of translucent bra and pants.
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the next one is on December the 5th if you fancy coming along! 😷🧦👕🧣👖🧤👡🧥👗
a flyer with the words "Plus Size Clothes Swaps at Levenshulme Old Library 3rd October 5th December 1-5pm £3-5 donation wheelchair accessible space with gender neutral toilets size 16+ all genders face masks required free spares available" over a spooky skyline with a full moon and ominous clouds and two masked figures
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just rediscovered this list of conversational tidbits from a chat with a friend in the park that accidentally works quite well as a makeshift poem. I call this one, "beth chat writing prompt directory"
screenshot of notes app on dark model with the words 
"genus loci 
hearts in the alley 
don't offend god 
santa outfits 
Christmas is over kids!! 
local gods in your area 
like an MP selection process

press gang cafe system 
table for one sir? 
what are my opening hours

bin catching 
sheep skull 
fly tipping folk horror 
alleyway pinterest board 
recipe with the whole fucking story but in 
physical space

non Euclidean wetherspoons

inscrutable threat 
claude frontman 
looks like a 1920s hebredian 
whiskers galore 
death metal 
the thin black and white duke

cat detective 
they're inventing a new register for you"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
britain 2026
a screenshot of my work hr platform thinger, showing a pile of grey clouds with a flag coming out, black with a white cross on it, and the words "future: nothing to see here except this flag"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
also check out Leeds Clean Air Socials, they're putting this on on Oct 15th www.instagram.com/cleanairsoci...
A flyer saying "Clean Air Socials Covid safer Samhain social 7pm Thursday October 15th 2026 at the Attic Leeds masks required purified air"over a picture of a woman looking into a mirror and seeing a scary face
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fyi if you do wanna attend and support masked socials, I run two mask required air filtered wheelchair accessible events at @levyoldlibrary.bsky.social Manchester next dates: zine club - 19 Oct and 16 Nov (free) clothes swap - 3 Oct and 5 Dec (suggested donation) free masks available on the door
a flyer with the words "Levy Masked Zine Club every third Monday of the month 7:30 - 9:30 PM Levenshulme Old Library"
over pink and red stationery items (paper guillotine, roll of sellotape, cutting mat, stapler, marker pen, craft knife, pva glue, scissors, folded zine template) and an earloop N95 respiratora flyer with the words "Plus Size Clothes Swaps at Levenshulme Old Library 3rd October 5th December 1-5pm £3-5 donation wheelchair accessible space with gender neutral toilets size 16+ all genders face masks required free spares available" over a spooky skyline with a full moon and ominous clouds and two masked figures
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ONE photo in my entire camera roll, and it's THIS?? AI: seems like someone really important to her
A photo of a street with cars and the side of Tescos and a lamppost covered in peeled odd tatty stickers and a newer sticker with a picture of Gorton and Denton constituency map with Matt Goodwin superimposed over it and the words 
"Reform candidate Matthew Goodwin has never lived in Gorton & Denton

He doesn't even go here."
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what in the everliving fuck
screenshot of my photo app, saying "Search your photos

New! Search your pics with Gemini. Try

Ask Photos

🔍 Some of the most interesting photos in my library

🔍 What were some of my best moments from last year?

🔍 Write a funny poem about me"

with, for some reason, a selection of pictures of people on my phone, most of whom I have one image of and don't know
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Artists, QRP with your favourite portrait you’ve drawn
Dot from Line of Duty, rendered in sketchy acrylic, with his skintone entirely in shades of green
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's not NOT a shrine
a haphazard collection of items in an MDF ikea shelving kind of alcove (print of gasometers, two towers of jack o lanterns, a glass jar filled with shiny iridescent plastic strands, a jam jar of staples, a small stack of boxes and tins, a heart shaped bag covered in sequins, a papier mache eyeball, a cardboard pylon, a bust of a ram, some straws, a lamp in the shape of a jelly on a plate, another lamp with three orange lucite chunks, another jack o lantern)
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wait just saw this guy, I'm adding him
drawing of a humanoid shape apparently made of mist and stones rising up from a burning landscape in front of a dark sky, with another smaller, blue shaded humanoid figure emerging through the first, and the words "celebrating labor day by being a TOTAL PIECE OF WORK"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters saved on your phone are your D&D party
sepia photograph of a young girl wearing a quasi military looking outfit and holding a placcard with flowers on it at the Merchants Carnival in Minnesota circa 1800model in a suit sewn to look like it has a massive swatch of blood across it at the Alexander McQueen runway in spring 2019Incredible lino print by Augury Press of Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue holding a tray of weapons with a gun pointing at his head and the quotation "what exactly do you do?" "I buttle, sir"blonde female model wearing an incredible goth coat and holding a fencing foil
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
also look at this incredible charity shop bargain I found on my lunchbreak today. £2.99! I thought it might be a Paints Pylons piece at first. unfortunately I can't read the title and the artist's signature and reverse image search no longer works so if anyone recognises please lmk!
an art print with a really vivid neon red and orange sky and ground with a black and white tangle of industrial fronds and bristle sticks in between (possibly the Clyde?)  with some spaces coloured in in neon sky blue.
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
made my own jam yesterday and my aunt energy is off the charts
a middle aged white woman with dyed pink hair wearing an orange red top and neckerchief with a gold scorpion brooch and a dark red cardigan with red and gold buttons, standing in a pink room looking jaunty
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
look, would I have spent €90 on this headscarf even if it wasn't sold out, probably not, very bad life decision. but am I nevertheless furious it's not mine? yes very much so, this was basically formulated in a lab for me to covet it
a square scarf with a black and white picture of two rocks, one with googly eyes on, and a roll of masking tape and a bread roll, with the words "wild flowers" all around the outside
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
congrats on your new album dropping
photo of the deck of a boat with a small round hatch cover in brass saying "BILGE SOUND"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ah yes, the two genders
screenshot of a drop down menu reading:

"Interests:
Please select

- Fantasy
- Crime

Save Cancel"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
a fun and amazingly coincidental addendum to this is, I spent so much time then trying to make beads out of those by sticking a needle in a candle flame and it didn't work and made a mess. well just last week I found a few stray ones of those gems and look what I made
some plastic gems on my hand with blackened burnt bitsthe same pink gem with a hole drilled in it and a screw with a loop on inserted, and it's attached to a gold chain and another red gem
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just remembered and went and found a handbag I made as a teen in approx 1998 out of a kids toy handbag, a roll of sequin dot stickers, and nail varnish. it was inspired by the iconic alien spy femme fatale in Mars Attacks. and it's still full of the same stuff I put in it - treasure! I love kid me
a stylised heart shaped hard plastic bag covered in red holographic dots with a strap made of silver beadsthe bag is open to reveal an iridescent hard plastic shell that shows its original colour of which is a sort of sickly greenish white, with the bag formed by a cheap sort of fuzzy nylon white pouch like a santa hat might be trimmed with, and it's full of pink fake plastic gemstones
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
somebody donated a straight size skirt to the fat swap and nobody took it obv so I was like, that fabric is lovely, I bet I could make a jazzy tote out of that, but then, inspiration struck
my arm and hand holding a slouchy pink sequin bag with a black pleather strap, in front of a white radiator and a pink wall and door
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
text reading "Burnham: I'll cut welfare bill to fund defence

Greater Manchester mayor reveals two-stage plan to 'change politics' and says the Makerfield by-election will be a 'focus group for the country'"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
vote for us in the Manchester Culture Awards! if you enjoyed mine (below) or any of the other audio stories, field recording, soundscapes and interviews in the project it would be absolutely lovely if you would nominate us in the Outstanding Storytelling category before June 21st
flyer for the You Are Here podcast with a picture of Highfield Country Park with the poster for Dipika Mummery's short story Parakeet on the fence and a green tinted picture of The Fallowfield Loop behind it. The flyer says "You Are Here
Fiction. Oral history. Sound art.

Five original short stories set in Levenshulme's parks.

15 podcast episodes rooted in Levenshulme.

89% of listeners said this project improved their understanding of the local area."

and underneath on a green background are the logos for The Space, The Old Library- Levenshulme Community Arts Centre and Supported using public funding by The Arts Council England - Lottery Funded"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
interrupted by two day bursts of
the original "it's a beautiful day to yell at god" meme identical to the previous image but with the original massive orange sun filling most of the sky
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the "it's a beautiful day to yell at god" meme with there people shouting at the sky saying "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "COME OUT WE JUST WANNA TALK" "FACE US YOU COWARD" but with the sunny sky replaced with grey drizzle
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
a pink rose half opened covered in rain drops with a green garden behind ita lamppost and rooves with a lowering bank of cloud and a lone pigeon in flight the same lamppost and rooves with a lowering bank of cloud view but this time with the rooves bathed in sunlight against the dark sky and the cloud with a little notch in it that mimics the ridge of the roof beneathgrainy close up of a bird sat on a tv aerial jutting from a chimney with several other aerials bristling from it and a lacy fret of ridge tiles beneath. all is bathed on a blue twilight pall
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
have I been blocked by some melt that works here again
screenshot of error message on my Mutuals feed that says:

"Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue.

Message from server: Upstream service unreachable

View profile"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
post you in another country
a fat white woman with dyed yellow hair wearing a black t-shirt that says "awful" and black denim shorts and pink sunglasses riding a bicycle looking happy against a sunlit background of a basketball court inside an old gasometer
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
this year a whole crowd of marguerite daisies just randomly showed up in my garden out of nowhere and I love it so much
oh hi lads

(my garden, a paved yard with some trees bushes, walls and fences at the sides and a table and chairs and a grey metal shed and some washing lines and about 1000 massive tall daisies just shooting up out through all the paving stones)
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
it's literally this tweet but in the opposite direction. wont somebody think of the poor sittin up at night pure foamin at the mouth hinkin aboot other folk's genitals weirdos
screenshot of a quote tweet by @Butsay_
saying:

why are you so sick ae other cunt's genders as if it's any yer actual business? sittin up at night pure foamin at the mouth hinkin aboot other folk's genitals like a fuckin weirdo

responding to someone called @mikeyreilly67 tweeting:

Sick a this gender shite if you've got a dick yer a boy if you've got a fud yer a lassie end of
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
as a bribe I've been interspersing editing bio writing etc with making myself a load of silly nonsense jewellery out of about a century's worth of trinkets and broken bits and bobs I had stashed away in drawers. did you know you can just drill holes in things and attach them to your body?!
an extremely extra selection of beads, diamantes, charms, keyrings, pendants, single earrings, badges, and chains in mostly pinks and reds completely covering a kilt pin brooch pin and pinned onto a pink cushiona white desk with one kilt pin brooch with two strands of red and pink beads and a red plastic faceted droplet, with two gold coloured hoop earrings with pink eyeball charms on and a couple of other charms including two more eyes, a plastic fly, some cherries, and a big pearl
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
wow fuck off
screenshot of a Google search for "alumnus or alumni"

Showing an "AI Overview" stating

"The difference comes down to number and gender: alumnus refers to one person (traditionally male), while alumni refers to a group.

Term: Alumnus

Who It Refers To: One male"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
*to the tune of Raspberry Beret* Black Cherry Sorbet
a dark pinkish purple iced dessert in a glass tub with a pink silicone lid underneath it on a black kitchen worktop
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
so help me
red vapour trail and wispy clouds and a telegraph polethe same view but surrounded by houses and a car and foliage the full moon lighting up vapour trails and clouds with a tree in the foreground the same view of the moon framed by leaves and rooftops
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
apparently this is all I intend to do
an open sketchbook containing a two page spread of bright neon coloured pattern background and silhouette boxes containing back outlines of rooves, chimneys, street lamps, telegraph poles, trees, and wires, with the words "chaotic bare rejecting searching" written on the middle of one page. in the background is a white table and some pencils and sunglasses and a laptop cable.
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
photo of two post it notes and a strip of plain paper with little skylines in boxes printed and drawn on. they're resting on a white table next to some pink plastic beads
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
a drawing of 5 black frames against a stripey bright pink and red background with silhouettes of rooftops, street lights, wires, telegraph poles etca drawing of 4 black frames and some 4 black circles coloured in in neon pink, with silhouettes of rooftops, trees, chimneys, street lights, wires, telegraph poles, and a starling murmuration closing in on a church spire
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the Keep one is the worst it looks like a rotting sweetcorn kernel or a dead tooth
Google Keep's new app icon which is supposed to be a lightbulb but somehow is viscerally unpleasant
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
🫠
my hand holding a faded pink post it note with a drawing of me looking extremely sweaty and typing, with the words "sweaty woman typing sweatily", held up in front of a dark pink wall and some cushions and one of those ikea tie hanger things with round macrame loops
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
perfect
screenshot of a bluesky post with a picture of a desert and text: 
AP

The Associate...

@apnews

A new report from the United Nations weather agency gives a three-out-of-four chance that the next five years will average more than 1.5 degrees Celsius above pre-industrial temperatures.

Think it's hot now? The next five years will smash records, UN says

A new report from the United Nations weather agency gives a three-...
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
why do hospital appointments get dealt with on a different "portal" (?) instead of in the NHS app and also why is it, apparently, "epic"
screenshot of the corner of the hospital portal page with a little logo saying "MyChart is Epic" in write writing on a blue background followed by a user icon with my first initial on for some reason. The word "Epic" is in red in a different font with a white outline around it. the whole thing looks like some sort of American chud branding, bafflingly
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone
Miriam Margolyes on the cover of Vogue in a large black cape in a white room with red accessories holding a red telephone looking furious with it
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you
five miniature models of pylons on little wooden plinths in front of a draped white sheet
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
who wore it better
The Simpsons bit where Marge is holding up a t-shirt with an image of her face where the print has got smeared so one of her eyes and half her face is stretched to different proportions
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
no makeup but opera gloves is a perfectly cromulent birthday look (42 years of being a (generally benign) chaos demon)
me holding up a glass of wine to cheers the camera with one eye appearing smaller and further over due to refraction. I am wearing see through red gloves and a black dress, in front of a room with lots of books piled high and an embroidered throw and a plant
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
voting in the Labour leadership election like
Bernard Black in Black Books saying "I'll just have to hope when I flip the coin it explodes and kills me"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
destroy Reform, BUT
poem by Zoe Leonard in typewriter print,
"I want a dyke for president. I want a person with aids for president and I want a fag for vice president and I want someone with no health insurance and I want someone who grew up in a place where the earth is so saturated with toxic waste that they didn't have a choice about getting leukemia. I want a president that had an abortion at sixteen and I want a candidate who isn't the lesser of. two evils and I want a president who lost their last lover to aids, who still sees that in their eyes every time they lay down to rest, who held their lover in their arms and knew they were dying. I want a president with no air conditioning, a president who has stood on line at the clinic, at the dmv, at the welfare office and has been unemployed and layed off and sexually harrassed and gaybashed and deported. I want someone who has spent the night in the tombs and had a cross burned on their lawn and survived rape. I want someone who has been in love and been hurt, who respects sex, who has made mistakes and learned from them. I want a Black woman for president. I want someone with bad teeth and an attitude, someone who has eaten that nasty hospital food, someone who crossdresses and has done drugs and, been in therapy. I want someone who has committed civil disobedience. And I want to know why this isn't possible. I want to know why we started learning somewhere down the line that a president is always a clown: always a john and never a hooker. Always a boss and never a worker, always a liar, always a thief and never caught."
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
just a heads up any Levy Masked Zine Club attenders, I'm afraid I will be busy being a cake hedge gremlin instead this Monday night, but come join us June 15th 7:30-9:30 PM at Levenshulme Old Library for more masked crafting relaxing hangs ✂️😷
a picture of Johnny Cash eating cake in a bush with the words "no zine club thus Monday cos it's my birthday - join us on the 15th of June instead"
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
my local community art centre has a trinket swap box outside now and I'm basically going to constantly be there. just took these bad boys there to drop off so if you're in Levenshulme and fancy any of these delights get your skates on to the Old Library side fence area
an olive green locker attached to a fence with stickers all over the front saying "trinket trade box Levenshulme" and a gingham ribbon tied to it. behind the fence in the background are grass and leaves and part of a blue pergola and a brown bencha brick wall displaying trinkets: a pair of small button type earrings with roses painted on, one solitary gold ornate earring, a packet of metal butterfly beads, a plastic swan with pink feathers, two small handcrafted wooden tortoises with intricate patterns painted on their shells and long wiggly necks, a lilac gemstone butterfly hair clip, and an orange red and black abstract pattern badge with cutout words saying "Palestine Will Be Free" made by me.
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
hahahahaHAAAHAHAGAJFFFJ
screenshot of this place:

James O'Malley

@jamesomalley.co.uk

Nobody wants to say it but Wes is probably the best option.


...

James O'Malley @jamesomalley.c... 14h

Best communicator, good backstory, and seems to have ideology, correcting for Starmer's biggest flaw.
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