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@burnout9492.bsky.social
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Over 3 decades on this hell rock and I have yet to comprehend a thing. THE original 2-time champ of the jsg, Power Ranking shaman, and all around degen

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root @freshroots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Whoever created Red Vines should be tried in The Hague. Stuff tastes like cough syrup and candle wax.
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Dang. Creed was really cooking with gas when they were talking about edging and feet in the same line.
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Is Sir Finley Mrrggleton offering you a piping hot mug of Pilk anything?
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The things I could accomplish if I could accomplish things. Man, I’d be unstoppable.
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ඞ
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sassymarigold89.bsky.social @sassymarigold89.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
sassymarigold89.threadless.com/designs/ging... I’ve got some new holiday themed phone cases up on my shop page! @threadless.bsky.social #ThreadlessShopSmall
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
STOP LOOKING AT PITT RIGHT NOW! GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS!
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
You think in the times of radio novellas, avid listeners would want to take 2x4s to their grandfather clocks whenever they’d go off in the middle of a program?
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
HAIL
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Al Davis-based infinite energy generator at 100% efficiency after Buffalo copped his team’s look
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I’ve got issue with Jeep calling themselves “America’s First Influencers”. Shouldn’t that title go to someone like Ben Franklin?
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
You named your car after the green froggy boi from Overwatch?
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sassymarigold89.bsky.social @sassymarigold89.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
There's still 74 days left of #summer! That's plenty of time for your #Iphone to look like an ice cream cone, pool raft, or watermelon. I just updated my shop with new phone cases. sassymarigold89.threadless.com/accessories/...
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sassymarigold89.bsky.social @sassymarigold89.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Am I too late for the #lizard trend on #tiktok ? sassymarigold89.threadless.com/designs/liza...
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sassymarigold89.bsky.social @sassymarigold89.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Hi there friends! I have a hefty goal for August to put in a 3k payment towards my vet bill. Whether that's through my normal paycheck and some OT, selling my original art pieces, listing items on my in progress threadless page, or through donations at gofundme I hope to make it happen.
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
By god they’ve invented the public transit cuck seat
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
john burgushi
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sassymarigold89.bsky.social @sassymarigold89.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
My sweet boi got discharged today but racked up a hefty bill. Can I get a share please? gofund.me/8b2512d3
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Donate to Support Yeagers Diabetic Care. , organized by Allison Martini
So my doggo got diagnosed with diabetes and will need insulin injections for the rest … Allison Martini needs your support for Support Yeagers Diabetic Care.
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
look i know steve the pirate when I see him
steve the pirate from dodgeball: a true underdog story
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Fiancé’s dog got diagnosed with Dogabetes. Any help goes miles farther than you’d think. Any donations or even shares would be much appreciated :)
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The squad for team “My Kingdom for a Bat” is assembled. All the eggs for the season’s hopes and dreams pretty much ride on the hero QBs doing all the heavy lifting. #SFB15
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Greeting from #SFB15 Pittsburgh divisions! We’ve got some “picks” here at halfway ⬇️
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Local sports media is a treasure
Andrew Fillipponi (Pittsburgh local sports radio host) on Twitter saying:

“Idea: Make the 4th of July a Friday every year. Give hard working Americans a long weekend to celebrate Independence Day. It would be incredible.”
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sassymarigold89.bsky.social @sassymarigold89.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Get you a man who looks at you like @samreich.bsky.social looks at @ozzy-mo.bsky.social
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer, and this is my associate, Gus Nicknames List. Gus Nicknames Wiki is on vacation this week.
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Psych: Every Nickname Shawn Has For Gus
Gus is a patient man.
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Holy hell Monster Train 2. Your music slap too hard. Your swag too different. Your Clans too Bad.
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Damn. That intro movie to Minster Train 2 be spittin. The engine is metal af
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Melle-D @melled42.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Yeah I party hard (Takes one completely legal and payhetically low-grade edible in my own home with my husband to keep an eye on me) 😎🤘
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Oh snap. Waddup world. Guess I gotta start making a name for myself now that I’m in with The Crowd. I’m Bert, for now at least, and I’m hopefully gonna make the #SFB15 proud.
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Horatio Cane got it 100% right when he’d single handedly decide a conversation was over when he’d launch a half-assed pun, throw on the shades, and fuck off to the next scene
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Nvm. Fuck it. I made the same thing in photoshop with no gen AI and all existing assets. Idc if it doesnt get approved or if they go with the gpt version. Im better than the fucking machines and im not gonna hold back against this shit
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
212 am I've played Balatro for 19 hours straight and below it says 237 am time for more Balatro
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/04/2025
We beveled the Smiling Sad Husky too
Sad Husky UConn logo but beveled
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 51. Destiny fact: all guardians have worked at least one retail job in their past lives and that's why theyre the traveler's strongest soldiers
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The pit yearns…
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
business tip: always include your competitors' product in a trailer for your own
Keith and Zach from Try Guys interrupt an episode of Game Changer with shirts that read "2ndTry.TV - We're slightly cheaper!"
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The THOUGHTS only come to me in the twilight of my awakened self’s existence. Cowards, come fight me on the open battlefield and keep your assassins at home!
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Once again I skip dinner in lieu of playing vidya, and now I am fighting sleepiness and hunger simultaneously. Truly Gods most undiagnosed soldier.
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Sassy @ Working on Fall Designs 🍂 @assassysin.art · 28/03/2025
Sweet peek of one of the most unique things I've ever made. Sugar cookie magnets, fresh from our Dawning Oven. #destiny2
embossed wood sugar cookies
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
From across the lake, they shout and scream the things that their parents learned to shout and scream at their neighbors from the shouting and screaming man on the television. I do not hear them as I splash my feet in the water and think about gummy worms and esoteric Destiny 2 lore bits.
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 25/03/2025
I just watched a vtuber painstakingly create an avatar that looks exactly like their actual human self to play a video game about being a content creator. the ouroboros has big titties and a baby voice now
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Before its purpose was twisted into what we know of today, the glory hold was originally an emotional support hole where you could hold the hands of someone in the stall next to you if they were having trouble in there.
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B🅾️rt @burnout9492.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Sometimes I grow concerned that my chair knows my ass better than my fiancé
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Can You Pet the Dog? @canyoupetthedog.com · 20/03/2025
Petting animals in Assassin's Creed Shadows unlocks them for your hideout, where you can place dozens of new friends.
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