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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers

@burnnikiburn.bsky.social
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Director of chaos in a household of males. Loves: scotch, 3 fingers neat.

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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 23h
Gus brought Lamb Chop to bed with him tonight. Seriously, this dog.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have my first job interview since being RIF’d back in March coming up. Even if I don’t get picked for the job, I’m so very grateful for this opportunity. It’s not been easy on the job front.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gus is being especially needy this morning.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was 9 the first time I was assaulted. A cigarette was deliberately put out on the back of my hand. The guy claimed it was a mistake. How is a 3rd degree burn a mistake?
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WatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jenifer Lewis is right: 89 million people didn't vote in 2024. We have 70 days to turn it around. Speak up, knock on doors, and make sure we are heard. We cannot be ignored. #BlueWaveIn90Days
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks have insulted:  My Southern drawl.  My loc’d hair.  My clothes.  My shoes.  My intelligence.  I’ve been called a ghetto Black b!t€h. Now @JDVance says I don’t belong and should leave the very country my ancestors helped build. This is a lot y’all. It is. #AngieForFlorida
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I miss the daily reminders from @NicolasEdny asking if we moisturized and how she would know if we lied.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Middle kid and his old roommate were in town. Introduced the roommate to two quintessential American products: biscuits from a tube & fluffernutters combined.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Neighbor gave me some sourdough discard. I’d tried my hand a bit ago and succeeded in the demise of Hazel. Figured our house was too cold to anything productive.
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I think about the harm Elon Musk has and will continue to do to collective humanity in pursuit of white supremacy it's....
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it ever going to stop raining? Ask for a friend who is not enjoying the wet dog smell of Gus.
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
TOLD YA! Outrage is a marketing strategy in 2026.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When Steubenville OH happened, our 3 were bluntly told they would be disowned by us. This response is apparently an anomaly based upon what is going on with Cornell.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know I’m tipsy enough when I’m going from lady bits talk to my dog. Gus is on edge with this storm rolling through our area. Every movement of mine has him jumping up.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone I follow over on IG, mrs_angemi, posted a question about our IUD experiences. Long before this, I knew I was not the norm. I’ve had five IUD’s in my life. No issues. So many of my friends had very difficult, painful experiences with theirs.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gus has decided I’m done knitting for the moment.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today is going to be fun. Migraine started in the early hours of the morning. Hoping I can get the roar to a bare minimum. It’s going to be off and on in pain thanks to the storm making its way through.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really enjoying how this is coming out.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really need to get a job again. Eyeballing several pairs of shoes and boots that I can’t afford at this time.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The joys of being unemployed (sarcasm). One can harass their older brother, along with their eldest, because two of us don’t need to get up before sunrise.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Q: Thoughts on Trump's media ban? VP Kamala Harris: It's abhorrent. Absolutely abhorrent. The man is afraid of the voice of the people so he is trying to stifle the ability of journalists to let the people of America know what is really going on with their government.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BTW, this is just pure tin-pot dictator shit. There’s no nuance here, no 4D chess. This is purely the stuff of rogue nations that are threatening to become terrorist states.
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PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because of course, he did. Not Canada, Cuba. "President Donald Trump sparked a walkout at the United Nations General Assembly in New York Tuesday after openly predicting the demise of a neighboring country." www.rawstory.com/trump-cuba-2...
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UN walkout triggered as Trump predicts demise of 'failed'​ neighbor: 'It will fall'
President Donald Trump sparked a walkout at the United Nations General Assembly in New York Tuesday after openly predicting the demise of a neighboring country.“My administration is also seeking a fun...
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck. I’m listening to Gus & his digestive system in overdrive. He must have gotten into something earlier while outside. I’ve already cleaned up twice after him. Fingers crossed this is a non issue & not like the time he found a dead rabbit. Nightmares.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was leaving the LYS earlier today. A distinguished gentleman was coming towards me for the loo. I cracked jokes about him rolling over my foot with his rollator. He cracked jokes about doing it for real. Y’all, his hat said ‘immigrants make this country great’. This gent is the best.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I paid $4.45 per gallon to fill up several hours ago. Several gas stations in the area were $4.85 per gallon.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just got off the phone with a good friend. We met at work. Became fast friends despite leadership trying to use her against me. She knows me sober vs tipsy. Y’all know where this is going.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you stand for nothing, you just might find that nobody stands with you.
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
He did that front flip that time and none of his cocaine fell outta his pocket
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gus is trying to tell me it’s time for bed. He is not happy I’m not following his direction.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s been a really long time since I could do lizard pose like this. Taking care of my health has made this possible.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The joys of dealing with an elderly parent. An acute apt should have having tues. it was canceled. Today, thurs, I’m reaching out to see if another apt has been scheduled. Chances are, said apt has been lost in the void.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our A/C is off. Been like this for the last few weeks because of how mild the temps have been here in MA. Doesn’t seem right for Aug going into Sept. like, right now our thermostat says it’s 77 in the house. The breeze says otherwise.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Feeling cute, might delete later. This is the result of working on my health for the last 3+ yrs. I’ve come a long ways. Aches & pains are a minimum. They won’t go away thanks to underlying issues but I’m no longer in daily pain. Seriously, if nothing else, work on your mobility & flexibility.
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In my journey of overhauling my health, I failed to realize the nooks and crannies that happens when muscles develop. Makes shaving my legs interesting now.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What’s going to keep me up tonight? The coffee I had far too late or the scleroderma flair?
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026
There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kamlager-Dove on Speaker Johnson: I know he’s got to get ready for this gaslighting convention that they have next week in Dallas. I’m just going to ask Grindr to make sure you are at capacity because Republicans are coming to a town near you.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just had a middle age man come up to me as I wait for friends to show up. I’m staring at my phone. Doing everything possible to show I don’t want to talk. Even ignored his first several excuse me until he refused to leave. He made a comment about one of my tattoos. He got a terse thank you.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea for scheduled maintenance to happen during daytime? Got to love not having internet. Thanks, Spectrum!
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To be clear, when the orange felon keeps talking about plans to have unregulated meat processing in the United States, he really means that he wants to begin poisoning the country’s food supply. Maybe it’s just me.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gus has taken himself to bed twice so far since 8pm. He comes down about once an hr in the attempt to bring me upstairs with him. Dog, I’m not ready for bed.
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Special Envoy for the Shield of Low Productivity Workers @burnnikiburn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This pic speaks volumes. Gus is a reactive butthead until he’s not. I’m ignored while Gus seeks all the love from our friend’s son. This is also YUGE for Gus because of the aforementioned reactivity. Can’t thank the trainers we’ve worked with enough to help Gus get over his ish.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This sounds like a bit but I assure you it is not: One of the most important things Dolly Parton did, in addition to the millions of dollars in charity and support for marginalized communities, is be an icon that showed women can be beautiful and have big ol' tits and ALSO be brilliant and strong
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