Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I remember being so scared of that damn dagger as a kid. My cousins went and bought a replica of it. 050
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Throw in a few references to Encarta ‘95 and Myst 070
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Captain, engineer reports 105% on the Gatorade Frost possible…but not recommended 000
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Hell yeah man, place of honor on the bookshelf. 070
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The heat map for grinder. Grinder’s heat map. 0440
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You know Paul, they’re saying that these “Eee-pads” don’t have the divine spark. Divine spark…isn’t that the name of Joey Buttafuoco’s porn collection? Ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight. 050
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If you get court-martialed in Florida, this is the tribunal. 000
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Related to a gram plant nerd. Pretty good, ri- 020
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Yes, but also consider: Johnny’s in America (ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) 010
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 18/03/2026The weather we’ve been having in Maryland this week: 000
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 06/03/2026They turned Newman’s eyes even more blue like the Water of Life 070
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Rewatching The Wire and muttering “It’s pimps in every direction” every so often. Heck of a phrase. 000
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 14/01/2026This is a great “Some weather we’re having” face. Like it’s the third bucket today. 050
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 29/12/2025When the elite French intelligence agent brings a gun to a paperweight-shaped-like-a-penis-fight. 0100
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 05/12/2025The company from Alien: Isolation made it a selling point that you could tell their androids weren’t human. 000
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Where are the Scoleri Brothers when you need them? 000
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Perhaps I should introduce my associates….oh, you’d like to negotiate now? I thought so. 000
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Toby ended up becoming the leader of the Æsir after falling into that warp gate they kept in the Lincoln bedroom. 010
Richard Jones @burningbeard85.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Right there with you. I even know there is a Spanish version called “Pollo, banana” 110
