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Marc A. Ouellette

@burnedprof.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 in 🇺🇸. academia has 4 parts: research, teaching, service & politics. i got the 1st 3 right. posts mine & might be info. my passport says i am 183cm tall. when you're burned, you've got nothing. no pets, no insta & you're not going anywhere. ça que c'tait.

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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
had to rake after storms & this little one was hiding in a pile...
eastern box turtle
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
another variant. it works well.
petes de soeur top crust on applie piepetes de soeur top crust on applie pie
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Can Confirm Katy
ALT: Can Confirm Katy
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
huge misgivings about pascal's 🏒 coaches. one says "offsides," with a final "s." 🤮 the other wears a visor hat! one is telling on himself & the other one is, too.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
rainy slightly cool day. tempted to have soupe aux pois aussi
pouding aux chômeurs (avec pommes)
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
U Alberta has his number: What Canadian doctors found when they studied Dr. Oz’s health claims | Globalnews.ca share.google/mkhY90DrM9xt...
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
otoh, it's so easy now to teach my kids, 🇨🇦 living in 🇺🇸, about "ugly americans" & the awfulness of u.s. american exceptionalism
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i may not be able to do a lot of things, but our house always has a gravy boat with caramel sauce
apple pie with petes de soeur crustapple pie with petes de soeur crust
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
trying something @ouelletteme.bsky.social suggested. 🤞
using petes de soeur as pastry for apple pieusing petes de soeur as pastry for apple pie; adding applesusing petes de soeur as pastry for apple pie; top crustusing petes de soeur as pastry for apple pie; baked
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
finally getting around to watching ted lasso. hot take: maybe it's our historical moment but i don't get the hype. am i supposed to want the smug little 🇺🇸white knight ponce to be yardsaled? why watch reinscribed 🇺🇸 exceptionalism qua rage bait when it's our daily reality?
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
b/c we have a child with cœliac, i make the birthday cakes. pascal requested this one.
gluten free bumpy cake
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/07/2026
"I would never have agreed to be a diplomat in Canada if I knew I'd have to be diplomatic to Canadians," says Pete Hoekstra
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"I would never have agreed to be a diplomat in Canada if I knew I'd have to be diplomatic to Canadians," says Pete Hoekstra
OTTAWA - Tensions between Canada and the United States flared this week when US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra was captured on a live microphone admitting that he regretted his decision to accept a diplomat...
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ftfy faithful & pathologically lying messenger
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/08/2026
“I would never have agreed to be a diplomat in Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete Hoekstra
thebeaverton.com
"I would never have agreed to be a diplomat in Canada if I knew I'd have to be diplomatic to Canadians," says Pete Hoekstra
OTTAWA - Tensions between Canada and the United States flared this week when US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra was captured on a live microphone admitting that he regretted his decision to accept a diplomatic post in Canada, citing his lack of interest in being diplomatic toward Canadians.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@lexisfriend.bsky.social suggested i should do a #Canadian living in #USA #AMA b/c maple maga lies are so outrageous. not to essentialize & i'm not a star academic so reach may be small but ask me anything about moving fr 🇨🇦 to 🇺🇸, esp cost of living, taxes, healthcare, culture, etc.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
her pearls must have been clutched back to grains of sand by now
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ngl, it was harder to leave this year. it really, really was.
a bay on lake nipissing from our beacha bay on lake nipissing from our dock
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i managed to make this one at cottage, on the mini stove, from the 1930s. gotta get a spray bottle, though.
gluten free peach pie
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
these two appeared one morning on the path behind the cottage. yes, they are as big as chickens. yes, they sound like jackhammers. indeed, they are wonderful.
pileated woodpeckers
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
please note that everything I'm saying here is what any journalist who knows anything about universities, and any academic who has worked in the last 20 years, already knows
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
green anole owns the left side of our step. the skinks have occupied the right
green anole
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the skinks & anoles that guard our front step were out in force yesterday
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i have sussed, i think, the gluten free steamed sponge with salted caramel instead of golden syrup.
steamed sponge gluten freegluten free steamed sponge
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i keep thinking that eichmann wouldn't be hanged in 2026 america. he'd be held up as an exemplar of efficiency.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
he also thinks a visa to be in a country is a credit card
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i've used the pentel p205 basically daily since 1988ish. i have more posh/expensive ones, but i liked the p205 enough i got a box in dec 1989 & i still have most of those around. that said, can anyone tell me please when they stopped including a cleaning needle? i can guess why....
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@sonyaw.bsky.social hi! glad you found me.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
let's argue that some u.s. americans are excluded from being presumptuous and solipsistic by being, wait for it, presumptuous and solipsistic and u.s. american by denying the experience and multi-ethnic diversity of non-americans. this is why the u.s. american left is frustrating.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
one of these days i'll finish that article on the shift of u.s. america from individualism to solipsism
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
after blowing 2 whistles, i have no comment i'll just continue living in exile from 🇨🇦 in 🇺🇸, where a "colleague" tried to have my tenure denied & get me deported.
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Ryan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 09/06/2026
I use this keychain one from printables. It's SO LOUD. www.printables.com/model/394669...
A yellow keychain whistle attached to a keyring with a large key fob on a desk
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i think i have these sussed but they are terrifying because one needs 1:15 to bake & the other steams for 1:45 to 2 hrs.
gluten free steamed pudding with caramelgluten free baked cheesecake
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
all that winning means he's earned a nap.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
reminder that eichmann had train drivers & following orders is not a defense
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
the first james bond movie that they turned into nothing but music videos.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
in other news, rot spreads
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
chapter 4 of my dissertation, defended 23 yrs ago, was on wrestling. it never fails that the same people who are still that convinced video games are evil b/c they've never played one are still convinced wrestling & especially its fans are at best matt arnold's "populace."
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
cool rainy day so time to make my take on steamed pudding
gluten free steamed pudding with caramel sauce
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
first sticky frog of the spring!
tiny tree frog
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
as if hockey night in canada's shameless pimping of buffalo isn't enough, they played cold play. 🤮
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
wow. that hits close to home. iykyk.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
montréal 6-2 win so hnic post-game: craig simpson: montréal is ahead 6-2 after 60 minutes but they're going to have to contain benson tonight. i wish i had a son like him chris cuthbert: that was the final horn & montreal manages to hang on to a 6-2 lead giving them a chance to win tonight.
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
who is the worst musical "artist" of the cancon era & why is it kim mitchell?
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
we came in from some yardwork before the rains came & found this little green anole waiting for us in our dining room. within seconds of release it was back to hunting.
green anole in our dining roomgreen anole released & hunting
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
this little box turtle probably just came out in time to see me cut the grass
tiny box turtle
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
sometimes AI is intriguing
accurate AI depiction of u.s. american president
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
better look at the not a rock from yesterday. good look at its shell & the bumps.
tiny snapping turtle
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
eddie lizzard is back! surest sign spring is 100% here.
5 line skink
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
biggest green anole i've seen
green anole
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Marc A. Ouellette @burnedprof.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
cutting grass and discovered this little one is not a rock, but it's likely to grow up to be as tough as one.
snapping turtle
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