Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I Watch the Trailer for I Play Rocky and I Basically See the Whole Movie About the Making of Rocky Which Is a Movie I Have Seen: The Movie 053
Reposted by Lester Borgqueenpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it 2559237
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Been staring at this one for awhile now. I have invented several new words: ‘tardiffic’ which is when something is both terrific and late; ‘fratricidic’ which describes a tart-flavoured murder of a family member; and ‘dictariff’, a tax on imported dicks 010
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I got swifties in the family, and I love them, so I hold my tongue, but man, *I* could do that. It wouldn’t take long and it wouldn’t cost much. Rip off the pixies and run, leaving feathers in my wake? Not a prob Bob 000
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 13/02/2025In Prime Target, Martha Plimpton can clearly be seen parking a car, proving she knows how to do it. I love when an actor puts in the work 000
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 12/10/2024Forwarding all my mail to the inside of a noise canceling headphone 000
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 30/09/2024Written about five words on here in the meantime, but sure 010
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 01/09/2024For a few months I was able to scroll a kind of Bluesky greatest hits (i.e. just skeet royalty, not anyone I followed) without signing in, but now I have to sign into see anything. Back to the algorithm mines, Borgqueen 000
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 01/02/2024I haven’t heard this yet but it is just such a hilarious idea to me 100
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 21/12/2023<Extremely krusty the clown voice> Bernstein was many things he was a composer he was a conductor he was a husband and a father but most important of all he was an American 000
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Is Ham suddenly on sale everywhere?https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/s/VUPB4rnGyZ 000
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 21/10/2023How did Parrotheads decide that, and what will they decide next 000
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 07/10/2023We have these concave chairs that make every fart sound like the E-major chord at the end of A Day in the Life 120
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Rupert Murdoch wears my pink Polo shirt in today’s Times, I shall return to the Waste Management Facility if they’ll have me 010
Lester Borgqueen @burgerquest.bsky.social · 01/09/2023The French language title of Space Jam is “Basket spatial” 000
