Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(Confidently, despite seeing this town for the first time in my life just now): It’s like “Aviici” but with an L in front of it 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not a horror film, but the movie Backdraft made 5 year old me so terrified of fires that I refused to fall asleep on the second floor of our house (where my bedroom was) for about 6 months 010
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This game is a like white noise machine for a very specific type of person 010
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Monitoring the situation,but if Florida loses, can we assume that beginning with Northwestern State, there is some sort of “It Follows” football transmitted supernatural curse on the victor where they’re destined to lose the following week? Northwestern State>LSU>Ole Miss>Florida>Mizzou(?) 110
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every college is thinking “Wow those idiots put a massive buyout on their coach they’re going to fire in 2 years anyway. Not us, our massive buyout exists only to protect our guy from getting poached on the cheap! We are very smart. 010
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The intern’s name was Dennis, he was just being misogynistic 021
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Careful, we’ve got enough heretics out here already 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Like if the events of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory kept happening to the same kid over and over 010
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me finding out about Attack of the Clonesstatic.klipy.comStar Wars: This Is Getting Out Of Hand MemeALT: Star Wars: This Is Getting Out Of Hand Meme 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we love Buffalo. We think you should be in the NFL.” And I said “No, we like the USFL.” But the Radical Left didn’t like the USFL did they? They said “It’s too much. It’s much too much.” And so we had to shut down even though everyone loved it. But we’re bringing it back. We’re bringing back USFL” 050
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026was very unfair. They said “They’ve got an owner already, you can’t have them.” So I said “Let’s start the USFL. And so we did. And then I tried to compete directly with the NFL - you know a lot of people said the USFL was better. They said “We love the USFL we love the Generals. Even more than- 140
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You know I always really loved that Orenthal James fellow. It was why I tried to buy the Bills in the first place. You know I tried to buy the Bills? I had the money. But they didn’t want me to have it. I said “Let me have it,” and they said “Sir, you can’t have the Bills. They’re already owned. It- 171
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026But then pretends he hasn’t seen it 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel like CTRL + F “Inappropriate relationship with farm animal” is going to yield a lot more results than would have been expected even 2 weeks ago 100
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whenever I see a story about AI, I’m frequently reminded of the quote from the wrestling AI video: What what what WHAT what what WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT what what what whatWHAT 020
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Can you clarify whether you’re referring to the NBA Finals or the NBA Cup? 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I like it. But you need to drop the “C” and “Coach”. UN Head Lane Kiffin 050
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The man talks politics like Magic Johnson tweets sports 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The answer, as always, is the Chargers 080
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social I turned the game off at the end of the 3rd quarter. For the 4th quarter, did they let Arch have a gun? 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I demand Fresno State change their mascot away from the English variety and to a French Bulldog 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me when I’m drunk but still enjoying Hamilton: Aidan Birr 020
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social ofc he’s announcing this game 110
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You might have the highest voice doesn’t match face ratio in the history of podcasting, possibly ever 001
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Is this what they mean by Fish Eye camera? 1120
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ohhh no! You never want the Vibes King to actually play! He’s not there to play, he’s there for goofs and bits! 020
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Don’t you think it’s a little suspicious? @celebrityhottub.bsky.social leaves the show and immediately after, for the first time ever, college football descends into chaos? 🧐 010
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If my boss ever finds my old Twitter, I’ll probably get laid off too 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026@ringerfantasymemes.bsky.social How many times did he play for them and they desperately wanted to cut him?static.klipy.comBrady: Nine Times? Enough Already!ALT: Brady: Nine Times? Enough Already! 001
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Any insight on the Youth Group Game Ideas That Don’t Actually Work? 010
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Michigan social media team agrees, they used the SaRcAsTiC tYpE in their email today 040
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The matchups were terrible. But the games? The games were immaculate. 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m sorry, did they, did they say “Urlacher”? 230
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Me after we complete the heiststatic.klipy.comLotr GimliALT: Lotr Gimli 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You’re too late. I’ve already depicted myself and the wealthy, well dressed Yankee Baseball Head and you as the angry, drunk Red Sox Baseball Bat Head. 0192
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Many people are saying it’s the greatest sequel since the Godfather II possibly ever 040
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve rotated this so much that my brain is now the same consistency of a rotisserie chicken. 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Charmed Son or Kong Skull Island Daughter? Or both? 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Right? It feels like it’s always existed and is absent from, yet present in, all of time 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just goes to show that “Dudes rock” is a completely genderless term. Ball knowers, the lot of them 0741
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I studied abroad in England for a semester. While I was there I visited the famous hot springs in Butt-On-Hole 020
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Some theologians actually teach there is only a single Olivia but she exists as 3 distinct figures 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Dibs on “Zyndaya” if I ever become a drag queen 000
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Not sure. I wasn’t allowed to watch R movies growing up 010
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Okay this is just the plot of Dead Man on Campus 100
Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Pokemon the cards were TRADIIIIIING / Now in POGO we are RAIIIIIIIIDING 010
