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BNN: Bunny News Network

@bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social
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BNN is a multinational no news organization operating as a mostly bunreliable source for all things bun-related. BNN covers wild, feral, and domestic news, publishes opinion pieces, investigative reports, and reviews edibles, litter, and hoomin behavior.

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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ask not how, but why not. -a very wise Gretchen.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you seen Steve? Can you confirm this is him? Is there any pumpkin left for us? Bunnizens with information or equally cute photos are encouraged to contact BNN with any information (really, any information about anything at all). Captain Sparky reporting for BNN. Steve is pretty cute.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BNN Bunvestigative Reporter Sylvester (we're using his real name here) is on the case since Sheriff Cub never knows what's going on and is probably loafing about anyway. "I'm looking at you, Steve" is all we've heard from Sylvester so far bun we're sure he's trying to get us some pumpkin too.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BNN Bunvestigates Good ebening, Bunnizens. In otter news, Steve (@in-otter-news.bsky.social) is under bunvestigation this ebening for his role in pumpkin-ploitation. The seedy character was recently caught left pawed on camera in what appears to be adorable.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter. -Gretchen Cottonfoot, reporting for BNN and also seeking attention.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BNN Reports Goob afternoon, Bunnizens. Please pay attention to Beefcakey (@beeftheobeast.bsky.social) today. The Californian king is quite the specimen and would appreciate (he has *expectations*, you know) if you gave him extra updoots. Beef will be coming to a Warren near you soon.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Make it a double! -Captain Sparky and First Mate Gretchen Cottonfoot
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Binky free, you truely perfect creature. This is Gretchen Cottonfoot, reporting for BNN.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In partnership with @bunnytimezone.bsky.social, the Princess of Autumnal Pancakes will be remembered for her flatness, royalty, and excellent time keeping skills (those ears tho!).
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A celebration of binks, bossiness, and grayish black furred beauty will be held at the Bunnyville Main Warren, Garden 1, tomorrow morning. All Bunnizens are encouraged to attend. In honor of @adailyviolet.bsky.social, all Bunnizens will receive extra patpatpats and wuv dis ebening.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BNN Ebenings Report Good ebening, Bunnizens. It is with heavy hops that we share this news tonight. Our beloved Violet has hopped over the rainbow bridge. The spoopy ghosty of Bunny Sanders assures us she arrived bright eyed and bushy tailed, with binks a-plenty.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the correct answer. -Captain Sparky, CONFIRMING the #facts for BNN.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same. -Gretchen Cottonfoot, reporting for BNN.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hemlo, fren. I am Captain Sparky.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another year goes by and this remains the best bunny video in the history of Bunnyville Bunnizens!
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm floppergasted! -Captain Sparky over at BNN
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This new addition to the collection is now on display in the Warren Gallery wing of the BMML, where modern art meets floppy earlrs. Hop on down and see it fur yourselfs. Kits are welcome and the floor is lined with hay so you may browse while you browse. Gretchen Cottonfoot, reporting for BNN
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BNN Arts and Buntertainment Good ebening, Bunnizens. Our very own Captain Sparky has been honored at the Bunnyville Museum of Modern Lops with a hand drawn portrait capturing his half-lop pawsonality produced by @bricheesedraws.bsky.social, who holds a Master's of Fine Hares (MFH) degree.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BNN Buntertainment Pop duet Fini and Yoshon are hosting Pawraoke Night tomorrow ebening. BNN caught up with them for a quick glimpse into their practice session and wowww are we impressed! Bring the kits and hop over to the Main Warren tomorrow night! Dis ish Gretchn Cottonfoot, reporting for BNN.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bunopoly is officially sanctioned by Bunnyville Bunnizens and all Bunnyville Bunnizens should play!
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@bunnytimezone.bsky.social can you please help Boopsy out? She's got a biiig question about what time it is!
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's 5:41, Bunnizens! @bunnytimezone.bsky.social has confirmed.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It was 11:24 or something like that but now what time is it, @bunnytimezone.bsky.social ⁉️ -Captain Sparky over at @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And such a dirty nose full of hay dust
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
BNN BREAKING NEWBS BNN has learned that North Carolina wabbits are being turned lesbian in a shocking press release released by sist-hare station, bsky.app/profile/anni.... BNN embraces all wabbits and welcomes these cuties with open paws. Captain Sparky, reporting for BNN.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We judge HO0mIN to be dUm and guilty of tWapPiNg. Sparky is innocent, obviously. Fine assessed: extra patpatpats. Have you been TwaPpeD? Let us know in the comments. We're Latte and Biscotti, bunvestigating for BNN. We're also verrryyy innocent.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Meanwhile, Captain Sparky recently had a tangle with another WabBit twAp, finding himself overwhelmed by the Forbidden Hay Bin™️ wen dUm h0Omin left it exposed and vulnerable to attack. Sporky said "this is bunderful!" before loafing up.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Based on our hopservations, Bunnyville Bunny Court for Ho0miNs judges that a momentary lops of IQ ish not a crimb and hO0mIN owes snaccs and boops. Snooshi is innocent (I mean, look at THAT FACE).
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We'll be the judges of this (and every fing elsh, too). We met up with Snooshi at The tWap and found that the CRueL hO0mIN is guilty of photographing a Bunnizen in no distress, failing to be gib snacc, and generally just...providing a great play yard. Now we're judgy AND jealous.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hemro, frens. Don't touch us, we're only interested in snaccs. We've received reports of an extremely cuuuute white plushy that's definitely able to escape a WabBiT TwAp. Fini, Speaking anonymously from the bushes, says his friend had been lured in by the opportunity to bunstruct a gardem hose.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
BNN Bunvestigages: WabBit TwApS Bunny News Network is receiving anonymous tips from @obdsity.bsky.social indicating a CRueL hO0mIN HaS TwaPpeD ShOm WabBiTS. Latte and Biscotti bunvestigate because they're very judgy.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And so does. @magoober.bsky.social@magoober.bsky.social.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@beeftheobeast.bsky.social loves being in the couch!
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Obviously, we're also entitled to access the couch. Bring the kits and hop on up to play your favorite games, Super Bunny-o Bros™️., Super Bunny-o Galaxy™️, Super Bunny-o Party™️ and Bunny-o Kart. No nanners were hurt in the making of these games. Captain Sparky, signing off but not from Nintendo.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
BNN Ebenings Report Good ebening, Bunnizens. This is Captain Sparky, reporting from the couch. We're unamused to announce that @nintendooamerica.bsky.social has announced that Bunnizens of all ages are allowed to play Nintendo. Obviously, we already knew this. bsky.app/profile/nint...
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
...not?
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Team Captain Sylvie McFluff will assist Neptune as he establishes himself on the team. Welcome to the Bunnyville Binkies, Neptune! Hop on down to watch the game this weekend beside the main garde. This is Captain Sporky, reporting for BNN Sports.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
BNN Sports The Bunnyville Binkies have recruited star goalie Neptune in an effort to up their interspecies team spirit. Neptune enters the league with about nine years of experience playing Fetcher position for the Backyard Arooos &andsays he "looks forward to the shalad bonus" in his contract.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Typo alert! Ask your HOOMIN to contact RMHRR.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is Captain Sparky, reporting for BNN. I'd also laik a snacc, pleash.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
BNN Morning Report Good mornings, Bunnizens. It's breakfast time in Bunnyville & local Sniff Inspector is looking for snaccs. She's also looking for her fureber home. Think she's cute? Want to gib her a sniff? Ask your hooking to contact Rocky Mountain House Rabbit Rescue! bsky.app/profile/hyla...
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wascal, has Der been a crimb and will you report? @violetbunnikins.bsky.social
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Triangle Rabbits @trianglerabbits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Join us Saturday, 8/8 at 11am for Hoppin' Bunny Talk, a cozy online chat dedicated to companion rabbit care! Whether you're a brand-new bunny parent or a seasoned rabbit person, this is the place to bring your questions, stories, and "is this normal?" moments.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You can post your crimb reports anytime, Wascal!
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh thank you, I meant to tag them too! -Gretchen
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Get the kits and hop on down to the Main Warren Gardens and hab yourselfs som snaccs! This is Gretchen Cottonfoot, reporting for BNN. I'm shooo full.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BNN Ebenings Report Good ebening, Bunnizens. It's mid-summer in parts of global Bunnyville and the harvest season has begun. We're digging up carrots and eating the tops, and the bottoms, and not saving any for later.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Perfect. That is a perfect haredo. This is all of Bunnyville, reporting for BNN.
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wascal, would you laik to join BNN as a Crimb Reporter?
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BNN: Bunny News Network @bunnynewsnetwork.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
SHOCKING ‼️
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