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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 12h
“Burning” - perhaps my favourite all time movie - comes to Netflix soon. You should watch it.
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*joke works only when spoken voice* You know who else was brought down by an off-duty Pilate?
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My rice cooker is named Mr Rice
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uri Ross Geller: “We were on a bend!”
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What can I say, I’m a grinch
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Samsung are the funniest company in New Zealand. Their fraud awareness page asks you to email an address that doesn’t exist and bounces back. Raised a concern through their web form and got this
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
With this month’s pick we register our first significant disagreement with Dua Lipa’s book group choices.
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Massive Attack have Elizabeth Fraser touring with them????
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Who did live sound at the NZF conference.
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Incredible stuff here
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cmon fellas, try to get along. Los Palvinas son Brahgentinas?
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Portent; Wellington Phoenix are to play Auckland FC on election day.
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina’s second strip
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oui!
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
1 News: “you could almost feel the French pain stretch from one end of the country to the other” Baguettes are pretty long but that’s an exaggeration
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yeah same. Parts of it totally sublime. Fwiw I would skip Stella Maris.
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just finished this the other day
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Dangerous day to be a cold one
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Crikey didn’t know bout that
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Didn’t think I needed a new Bobby Lees record. Shows what I know!
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Goal: Finn the Surman Assist: Jake the Dog??
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What’s going on
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
surely they can just see I am stupid enough to have subscribed to every service and so sort any IP issues amongst themselves
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fuck to hbo max nz
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Very appropriate combo
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
One Barrett After Another #HURvBLU
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Saw Backrooms
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As one of Tim Payne’s early followers, I hope two million of you are ready for six monthly posts about golf
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Brian Spears @briankspears.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Hiding files in cakes is a time-honored practice in the world of subverting law enforcement
An attorney for Lineberger, Tama Kudman, did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
The indictment returned Tuesday says Lineberger sought to cover her tracks by using the file names
"Chocolate_ Cake_Recipe.pdf" and
"Bundt_Cake_Recipe.pdf" for the internal government records she moved to her personal accounts.
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The carpet at my cinema was raggggged
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Me and all my friends at the 6:15pm Mother Mary movie brother HH
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hey, draughtsmen! Save some huge tables for the rest of us!
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/05/2025
is a spiderweb the spider’s house or restaurant
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Crikey! Hope everything goes extremely well! Omitting further details so as not to give context clues to your deleted post!
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Wojak Male Hairy
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hey can I come over and [music video for Losing My Religion]?
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I loved the 2006 Mitchell & Webb TV sketch show, but I never imagined “are we the baddies?” would graduate from funny catchphrase to the defining philosophical aphorism for our age
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Feel like this is a dare to Prince Andrew
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ooh this prompted me to google the dim memory I had of that. It’s not a lot different
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Political
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Trying to find shit in Chemist Warehouse
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
How are the portents my dude? Seen any good omens lately?
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Historians will look back on these as the days where web page elements resized and moved around while you were already looking at or even clicking on them and that everybody responsible for this was subsequently killed
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I think a good impersonation of me would be overawed reactions to announcements of supergroup/artist pairings in advance of hearing them but even so COME ON
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Speechless
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
True. It’s you and Aimee Mann
Headline from a news story under the subhead “mental health”; You aren’t the only one who just sits in the car before or after a long day
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Not the way I do it! (Should be, but getting kid and grandad home after will be my lot)
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Got the cricko
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tár shrek @bumwees.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
For somebody who hates Queenstown I sure am here all the time
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