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Bumper

@bumperbumbles.bsky.social
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Bartender pony with too many hobbies. Here for art, memes, and fun | Lover of BeatSpark, father of Gallus | 🔞Often unsafe for minors

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Pringus McDingus @pringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"it's an easy fix"
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thoroughly
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By the looks of it? Revenge
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not gonna lie, it looked pretty extreme in the before photo, I would've kept it in the standard housing before I got the new shell, but you do you
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who is?
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
... I'm sorry, I don't speak ancient druid incantations
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do love pegas, but I'm awfully biased
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just don't get lost in it
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why do pegasi do this to us... Other pegasi I mean
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love catching the long car too work
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have fuuuuuuuun
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love y'all, perfect gender neutral term and gets a smile half the time (for us Aussies)
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Probabpy just cute then got a ponytail. But I'd believe this assessment
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Caps @capsdraws.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Super rusty but I doodle
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They would do it for free, and have, so please start paying them because they can't just do it for free
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Kara Transit Authority @stormykara.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
begging smaller transit agencies to hire me to design and produce better route maps and schedules that are clean and professional and easy to read like i would so do that please
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Daily special: Fresh pega milk, no reduced fat options. Surgeon general's warning: May cause addiction and pregnancy
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh mah gaaah, this is just so gooooood. Nailed it Rhythm, simply adore it, thank you. Free drinks for you and your mates at Bumper's Bar any day.
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RhythmPixel @rhythmpixel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Would you hang out with this handsome bartender? 🤎 #pony #mlp Sweet choco pega belongs to @bumperbumbles.bsky.social
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Curse you inflation! I can do two dolar and 5 hugs.
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Like, for sale? How much? xP
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I hope your everyday is more pleasant the more and more you just allow yourself to be who you are. Good luck on your journey mate
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'll make him work off his unpaid rent, that's for sure
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You probably had a target in mind, but that would work on this pega too
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Let's see what else we can bust by next year's
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Officially calling you a hopkin now
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sournoodl 🍈 @sournoodl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
🍈🍉 green sparkle dog karaoke for #fursuitfriday
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Single Purpose @singlepurpose.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
the smoothest of brains
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That's how you maintain a single purpose, by only maintaining a single brain cell
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ash/lobo!! 🚬🥩 @ashtrayguts.art · 26/02/2026
helpful infographic for the chronically online
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RhythmPixel @rhythmpixel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Some pixels of some meat enjoyers of a 69 variety 🌭 #nsfw #deer #pony
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You like 69 meat?! Name the other 68.
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Exactly, like how jets are named after their jetellers
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SnowyBark 🔞 @snowybarks.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Rave
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
You forgot the eagle screech
Front facing eagle
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Weird way of spelling the cost of freedom! *Eagle screech*
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Keeeeewwt
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RhythmPixel @rhythmpixel.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
To my sweetheart who lifts me up day and night 💚 #pony #deer
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Zäcky @zackary911.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Kings Assignment Hyenas voiced by @LewdDevBitches
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🔞 roof | LEGS 🔞 @rooflegs.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
bro who is laying on their horn at the trailhead 🙄 art for Dripponi and Noxyart
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Dusthiel @dusthiel.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Patron Sketch Request November 2025 for Mars #mlpart #mlp #mlpoc
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Hooves crossed for ya pal
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Good news: I'm getting better and will start posting again on monday. Awesome news: THE PLUSHIES ARE BACK!
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Zutcha @zutcha.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
(from an old twitter post, with a couple more images since then) I think "Thing Thorax" has a nice ring to it. See any particular one you like? #art #mlp #thorax #changeling #transformation #tf
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Zutcha @zutcha.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Personally, I like the bunny Thorax. He'd just be this little guy. #art #mlp #thorax
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Dom Daddy Growler @domdaddygrowler.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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RhythmPixel @rhythmpixel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The local pega chest floof appreciator has arrived 💚💙 #mlp #pony #deer
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Bumper @bumperbumbles.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Who do we contact to make an appointment? XP
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Duke @duketeus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
He is a good boy Study 1h20m
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