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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I always thought Barron was his youngest.

GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

If Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?

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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Tell that to Lifetime Network.

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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.

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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.

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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Quietly wishing he didn’t go with such a bright yellow for the guest room.

GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Obviously you’re not a K-Pop fan.

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Hoping you keep your streak alive.

Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.

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I don’t think Queen Elizabeth checks her messages anymore.

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Agree with the sentiment. But what does the lead singer of the Sheepdogs have to do with it?

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Don’t know who this ‘Jesus’ guy is, but it sounds like he’s bucking for a one way ticket back to Krypton.

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If that’s not a sign of the apocalypse, nothing is.

That woman is old enough to be her grandmother.

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My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’

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Then you would have loved my MySpace page.

Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.

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I bet he’s dreaming that he’s himself.

GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Pretty sure Trumps already married.

GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Brought way too many cats to this funeral.

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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Ensuring we meet the same fate Krypton did.

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Maybe they could find out who Trump works for?

Don’t worry, they have a history of Striking Back.

Pretty sure the woman with the walker is blood-doping.

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Imagine how proud we’re making Jerry Springer right now.

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Am I supposed to be picturing an 83 yr.-old woman right now, because that’s what I’m doing.

You’re already more entertaining.

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Are you positive it’s not a beaver?

If God loves us so much, why the mosquitoes?

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Great, another pickle ball salesman.

Glad to see they’re still growing new Ramones.

Now I want a giant creepy hand.

To make kissy, kissy sounds at the birds.

So it’s settled. ‘Gryffindor’ it is.

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Don’t forget James Madison’s French-cut jean shorts.

And don’t tell me those were the abs of a straight guy.

Obviously you haven’t seen my SnuffalupaDoodle.

Then what are you wearing on your face?

Pretty sure they’re both sitting on my inner- couch drinking Mountain Dew.

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