GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting. 11813
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar. 0150
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary. 1162
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 16/07/2025My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’ 0215
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless. 2203
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Imagine how proud we’re making Jerry Springer right now. 1406
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I can’t think of anything clever to skeet. So just pretend this is a super cute cat picture. 3202
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 04/07/20257 days since the Bezos wedding. Still no ‘thank you’ card for the blender. 0200
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Organized a protest march against plantar fasciitis. Surprisingly poor turnout. 1255
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 03/07/2025The Big Beautiful Bill is just the shot of Ivermectin America needs right now. 1381
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Just offered an ICE officer $30 to cut my lawn. My last guy did it for $15, but he didn’t show up for work today. 2729
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Ouija board just asked me for my banking information. Not sure why. But who am I to argue with the ghost of a Nigerian prince? 2348
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Loving The New York Philharmonic’s newest diss track. Suck on that Boston Symphony Orchestra! 0141
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Usually I find parades boring. It’s nice to be terrified by one for a change. 3377
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Every day is ‘Judgement Day’ when you can see into your neighbour’s apartment. 2224
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 10/06/2025If the marines are going to be in LA anyway, they should do something about Disneyland prices. 3447
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Wondering how welcome someone named Jesus, with a Middle Eastern passport, would be in America right now. 3363
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 07/06/2025My surprise party turned out to be an intervention. No cake. 1212
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 06/06/2025If I had Jesus’ abs, I’d be shirtless in all my pictures too. 3336
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The children from the Kars4Kids commercials hate us. That’s why they sing us that song. Because they hate us. 1171
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Made a solemn promise to God NEVER to use my poetry degree for evil. 2163
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 05/06/2025If the neighbours don’t want to see me naked, why the hell would they get a doorbell camera? 0333
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Undid another shirt button for the sausage sample lady at Costco. One per customer my ass. 0304
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 02/06/2025If Jesus died in a Kia Sorento, would people wear tiny cars around their necks? 3306
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Discovered Howie Mandel’s face on a piece of toast this morning. I guess miracles can be annoying too. 1204
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Ancestry test claims I’m 45% dachshund. Haven’t been this shocked since my heartworm scare. 0404
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Society should know more about whoever’s buying those gallon sized mayonnaise drums at Costco. 6333
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 14/05/2025The pope has had nearly a full week to bring Hooters back. Still nothing 4383
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Fuck the neighbours. Haiku party at my place this afternoon. 1251
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Not sure what’s going on. Are we supposed to storm The Vatican or not? 0213
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Wondering how much Count Chocula I can eat before God stops caring about me. 1254
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Haven’t seen the Pope since the Easter egg hunt. Hope everything is okay. 1263
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Failed second attempt to prove I’m not a robot. Self-doubt starting to creep in. 5446
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I’ve never been prouder to lie about being Canadian. 911810
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Wearing my papal vestments to my staff meeting. Dress for the job you want. 2353
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I prefer Messiahs that don’t get captured and tortured. 7598
