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Booty Captain

@bum-thumper.bsky.social
1.5K followers 2.9K following 305 posts

Chicago-based, partnered, poly, kinky, chill, here for fun and friends near and far. Nsfw fun page :) 18+ only please and thanks!

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Nature boy @natureboyfourlife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy butt day
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feeling pretty ok today, despite the rain. Glad to be back on my workout routine.
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Zlat Konchikov @zlatkonchikov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breakfast
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Austin @austspins95.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
repost if you’d like to walk in to this sight 🍑
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Gadgett @theonlygadgett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Your boy wakes up so fuckin hard in the mornings 🍆
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Zlat Konchikov @zlatkonchikov.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Heavy
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Twinky Twunk ☆°•♡ @twinky-twunk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Leg dayyy 🍑✌️
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RedWRed @readywred.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My hole is ready
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Athleticub @athleticub.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bonus #HumpDay post since, apparently, I'm a bottom now? 🍑
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Jazzmatazz - Fisting podcaster, Berlin @jazzmatazzoz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy fat hole friday
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Dan Sanches @danexhib.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gym shower time 🚿
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Feeling thick today, might overthink about it tomorrow. 🦦👉🏼👈🏼
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Artistic John @artisticjohn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Now that I have your attention 😝 I have a nice weekend sale if you’re interested: Buy 1 illustration, get 2nd for 50% off! Buy 2 illustrations, get 3rd one for FREE!!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Do you want to hold the baby?" Oh...ummm...no thank you? "She's a Golden Retriever." Yes, I will hold the baby.
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IG: BecomingABear @jock4bigboys.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Far away and up close
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unfortun-alt @unfortunalt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
very shy #fcf entry to start today 🥺🥺 (…to start 😏)
photo of me standing in a red t shirt that has been pulled up to my chest and skimpy black underwear that are barely covering my semi. the bush is out and very full-looking this morning in particular, and the balls are still a bit droopy from the lingering last bit of the latest heat wave.
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Juice Boxx @juiceboxxofficial.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How’s my pec dance coming along?
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Damn.
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Twinky Twunk ☆°•♡ @twinky-twunk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How's it hanging? 😛
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Time to play some video games, you can join if you want, bud. 🫶🏼🦦💪🏼
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Joshewaz @joshewaz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Green
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A mighty need I do have indeed.
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Shay Mutt @shaythemutt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sweaty Sunday
Standing on tippy toes looking back over my shoulderStanding with one hand and foot on the squat rack
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Jcab001 @jrcab001.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Monday mornings
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Twinky Twunk ☆°•♡ @twinky-twunk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Back from the gym 😏💦
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Nature boy @natureboyfourlife.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is this allowed?
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Pup Ripley @pupripley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Office Dog
Rip shows off their pit and covers their cock while they wear their pup hood in their office chair
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PJ Bricks @pjbricks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sunday Hungday?? Is that a thing😜 I think it could be a thing 😈 🙂‍↕️
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IG: BecomingABear @jock4bigboys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Do you like your bottoms 6’5 and submissive
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Twinky Twunk ☆°•♡ @twinky-twunk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Start anywhere you like 😏👅
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Sparky 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔞 @scottishbiboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Shaved the bush, what do we think?
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Furfection.
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I realize it’s #humpday but I’m feeling good about my progress in the gym! So you get titties instead. :)
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This man…woof.
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Thick Cubanito @elcubanitoo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
😈
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Big things today: did morning gym instead of evening (I may be a convert now) and did both chest and arms cuz I skipped yesterday. I’m dying. #plzclap #lifting #tittytuesday #armday #sweatybear
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Twinky Twunk ☆°•♡ @twinky-twunk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Golden hour ☀️🍑
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Stevie @d3monspaw.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Musky dong.
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Daddy™️ @teninchtopx.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
6ft4 and Hung, who wants it?
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MilitaryDude86 @militarydude86.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(thinkin about butts)
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
First time seeing definition in my arms, even though it was #tittytuesday. Excited for my progress! #sweatybear #lifting #pecs #happypridemonth
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Someone throw puppy a bone!
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Indeed.
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Humboldt🌶 @humboldxr.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
In case you haven't noticed... I really like Super Mario!
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Booty Captain @bum-thumper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tits have been tittied on this Tuesday. #gym #pump #chestday #tittytuesday #sweatybear
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Artistic John @artisticjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy #fcf guys!
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