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Cosmic Horror Goblin

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Tom, of Static Canvas fame he/him www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-… Substack: staticcanvas.substack.com/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/StaticCanvas Inquiries: thomasife@hotmail.com

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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 3h
Ban cars
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 12h
lmao just left a job I've had for eight years and now tomorrow I've got to go meet a whole bunch of new people and pretend to be normal for a bit
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 18h
cha cha slide ass controls
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Gematsu @gematsu.com · 30/09/2026
Oceanic open-world puzzle adventure game Isles of Sea & Sky coming to Switch on October 8 www.gematsu.com/2026/09/ocea...
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Oceanic open-world puzzle adventure game Isles of Sea & Sky coming to Switch on October 8
Kyoto-based developer Cicada Games will release oceanic open-world puzzle adventure game Isles of Sea & Sky for Switch via Nintendo eShop on October 8 for $19.99, the developer announced.
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Decided to buy Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown after playing the trial version this weekend
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Say what you will about Birmingham but you can get a LOT of Samosas for £35
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh fuck happy birthday to me apparently
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've made games too big and complicated
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm in what I imagine to be the final dungeon of Isles of Reveries and there's a mini boss encounter that I do not know how to solve and it's driving me mad
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Played a bit of Roman Sands Rebuild just now, fuck me that's a migraine of a game lol
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEW VIDEO: 007 First Light is a game that seems unable to cast aside the shadow of it's creator's previous body of work. My question is: can you judge a work independent of the circumstances of its birth, and what even is a 'Bond game' anyway?
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The Haunting of James Bond | Static Canvas
YouTube video by Static Canvas
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
friends say he's producing a video essay with a six and a half minute intro lol
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had to buy some trousers for the new job and it's crazy how even after losing loads of weight i'm still struggling to find a suitable waist size on the high street
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmao, will give that one a miss then
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bond video edit is currently underway. I'm still not happy with the script but I need to move on with my life
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
realised where I recognised the female cop in Hope from, she's the girl from Squid Game everyone was doing weird racist phrenology shit about when that show first aired lol
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know it's just what cats are like but it does upset me a bit how much Lalita hates being cuddled
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Off to go see Hope. Excited for another atmosphere dense slow burn horror from the director of The Wailing...
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the way scents carry in my house is really strange. Tell me why does my bedroom smell of ramen when I ate in the kitchen?
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bond video is delayed because I accidentally played five hours of Octopath Traveler 2
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gratuitous dinner shot
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
clever past Tom actually thought to capture footage of a game as he was playing it instead of doing the usual thing of deciding to make a video after the fact and having to do a full replay
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
folk complaining about the new Resi Evil film because it's taking creative liberties with the source material when they should be complaining about the bad script and weak supporting cast
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Playing a bit of Octopath Traveler 2 this evening, on a story that feels very One Piece coded in a good way. Enjoying this a lot more than the first game.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
finished 20 More, Somehow Even Smaller, Mazes this evening. Another banger from Fleb, with some real doozies this time round
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Isles of Reveries hitting me with an Ornstein and Smough moment just now.
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Off to see Resi Evil. I hope Wesker shows up.
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dialogue tree @dialoguetree.cc · 21/09/2026
Listen to the full episode, featuring those interviews and a bit of a story, right here: Dialogue Tree: www.dialoguetree.cc/episodes/050... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/0... Pocket Casts: pca.st/q55rh844
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Dialogue Tree | 050: Play forever? Understanding UFO 50 w/ Static Canvas and Bassicfun
Fiction, friction, full blown addiction. Static Canvas: https://www.youtube.com/@Buliaros18-Static-Canvas Bassicfun: https://www.youtube.com/@bassicfun78  Shownotes: https://adialoguetree.substack....
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now that Silent Hill Townfall is coming out I can't wait for all the chronically bad Scottish memes coming from English folk on here
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching all the 'first' Bond films in preparation for this First Light video and this evening's choice is Live and Let Die
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Brittany Broski's Iconic Kombucha Girl Meme
ALT: Brittany Broski's Iconic Kombucha Girl Meme
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
actually its not great struggle at all, so fuck off
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm 20 hours into Isles of Reveries and I've only just acquired the second Reverie.
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Off for a week, then I only have three shifts at the psychic damage factory before I start my new job. I genuinely can't wait I'm so tired
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Excited to listen to this because Dialogue Tree is a great podcast, terrified to listen to this because I'm a guest on it 😬
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Excited!!!
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
speaking as someone who generally likes the games that Kojima has directed, I'm entirely unsurprised when big corps want to get rid of him. Man's infamous for running over budget and pissing around with flights of fancy. Contrary to popular belief that doesn't make him a better artist
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Isles of Reveries posting again, but I unlocked what I thought was going to be a hut with some treasure in it, maybe a heart piece or whatever and instead it was a whole ass dungeon with resi evil esque diary entries and now I have a flame whip
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Desperately need a new wireless adapter for my PC, getting sub dial up speeds right now lol
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Dans la solitude, j'ai ressenti la liberté dont vous parliez. Mais j'ai senti aussi que vous me manquiez."
study of a shot from french movie Portrait of a lady on fire, close shot of the two character on the shore, ocean behind them, Héloïse looking angrily at Marianne, who's viewed from behind
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This goes so hard
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someone said "unc alarm" 😭
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sorry to go on about the Pets at Home app again but I find it absolutely baffling that your order history only shows things that have been delivered. Where is my dronspot you fuckers!
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NO!!!
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's mostly fluff, but some of the writing in Rita is decent
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
there's a line delivered by Greenway in 007: First Light that has stuck in my head ever since I heard it
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
posted some brief thoughts on the Ocarina of Time remake on Patreon:
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Nintendo, hire this man! | Static Canvas
My feelings on videogame remakes have been well documented over the years, but as a quick primer: I don't really see the point of the endeav
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Relationship with Isles of Reveries now over because I'm stuck in a shape shifting dungeon with fucking Dark Souls enemies
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Cosmic Horror Goblin @buliaros.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of my colleagues has been giving me these little boiled sweets that are flavored with ginger and scotch bonnet pepper and they are fucking banging
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