Reposted by sexatron 69000Lagoon @lagginglagoon.bsky.social · 20hI think bugs disowned me as a teammate because he mentioned the elephant scene from It Takes Two and I mentioned how I kinda laughed and lead the elephant to it’s demise and he got mad at me. Am I the #problem 3131
Reposted by sexatron 69000MelK !🥛 @blubrysda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if anyone ever needs a person to make inhumane sounds please hire me 0103
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i get my glucometer soon and im lowk gona be soooooooo annoying with it 1110
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i had a dream they figured out how to hook up the fruit fly's brain to Splatoon and Double Bubble entered a tourney with it and it picked Gold Nautilus #whatdatmean 1110
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026that's fire!! I'm genuinely so impressed by your weapon lineup and how much finesse you have with all of them lol 100
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if we ever team up we should call ourselves the zipfarmers 120
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's genuinely nice to process things through a Character. i should get back into writing 170
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026one silver lining to my health issue coming to light is i get to give it to my oc 1120
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if i had a dollar for every time i cancelled one of lagoons zipcasters id probably have at least like 26 bucks #bugblob 1130
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i don't play comp pokemon but my opinions be cancelable bcos my favorite Pokemon ever of all time has gone from shit ass to top tier i want that guy to STAY up there !! BUFF HIM!!!! 1110
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i like sour watermelon and dark chocolate caramels and plain ass m&ms and handwritten letters 010
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they genuinely actually told me to eat more treats as much as possible. this is not a joke or bit 150
Reposted by sexatron 69000Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men. 1849381781
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026best one 💯‼️🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 010
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tori: i need to buy you so many little treats. your life literally depends on it 180
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh dude i just got the numbers from my blood test no fucking wonder they called me man 190
Reposted by sexatron 69000々« RRRemix 📀 @rrremix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we have not played LUTI in many years 121646
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i had a dream where i had like a giant tamed enderman you could ride like a horse and he was great for picking up friends from weird places cos all you had to do was video call them and have them make eye contact with the enderman and he'd start teleporting towards them naturally 1100
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026puts your entire hand in my mouth on accident just like a horse 020
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026while were at it make sure to CAKE on that sub pwr up 000
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026drop roller is better than obj shredder this is true and real 100
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Blob's higher obj dmg has more to do with its unique firing style than it does its dmg numbers. 1 slosh being 4 projectiles is both a benefit and a detraction -- you can do some good obj dmg, but you also do NOT benefit from objshdr because needing 2 less blobs still means u have to slosh 4 times. 031
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026my psa to bloblobbers everywhere: STOOOOP RUNNING OBJ SHREDDER ITS SO NOTHING!!! ITS NOTHING!!!!!!!!! u are wasting an entire main gear slot for literally no reason oh my godddd there is not a single interaction where it is worth it DONT YOU DARE BRING UP RAINMAKER EITHER BCOS ITS STILL 4HTD 381
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026it's real morning now and I'm not furious so to be fair. my glucose levels were so low they wanted to make sure i was not dead or dying 140
sexatron 69000 @bugblobber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026good fucking morning i got at phone call at 230am trying to tell me my glucose levels are low and the call literally bricked my phone temporarily and gave Tori a heart attack. ohhhhh my god. i might kill someone 170