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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 6h

I used to rock this patch back in the 90s.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 6h

The Halloween collection is out now!

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 7h

But RFK wants to huff the exhaust and take his grandkids swimming in a barrel of Jet-A before he can really know if he can trust scientists.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 8h

Damn, I recently hit the age where I suddenly like The Dead…

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10h

Maybe it’s time for a sequel to The Bloody Assize.

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

She nailed it Original post

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 15h

When the desire to piss off strangers is your entire personality…

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 15h

But the GOP doesn’t want the separatists to immigrate, they want them to hand over the resources…

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 17h

Let them take out Mar-a-Lago… it’s a small price to pay

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, the “admiral” did make countless voyages to Epstein Island…

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wait, I thought the war that’s not a war was to protect America from an Iranian attack? But now he’s encouraging it?

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The president doesn’t know that, and even if someone were to tell him, he’d forget as soon as a new thought entered his deranged head.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jesse Watters would definitely stick her on the decoy plane if the need ever arose.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Matt Walsh needs a hornet’s nest up his urethra.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

But isn’t the president’s Russian pal threatening to use nuclear weapons against NATO?

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thank you. I’ve been thinking about doing just that, and I’ll edit the website tonight.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As any kid who tried to insure a Honda in the 90s knows, that Si label means you’re going to be paying out the ass.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I knew I’d seen that chin before!

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mine are so strong that I can only eat 1/4 of one at a time. An entire piece and I’d be spending the next 24 hours on the couch.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m sure the administration will invest plenty of time into reversing the charges against the mob bosses and claim that they were unfairly targeted by Obama and Biden. I am aware of the ridiculousness of this, which makes it all the more likely.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve finally launched my website, so now at last there’s a place to purchase finely crafted beaver figurines online. But only if you live in Canada. Don’t feel the need to rush, if anything sells out I’ll make more. New variants are planned for near weekly releases as we ramp up production.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I guess that country song about enjoying wasting gas isn’t in the charts anymore?

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is no 386. Maybe he’s confusing it for a 486 or a Pentium?

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My city, in Canada, just lost 350 good union jobs thanks to the tariffs.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

For a second I thought you were talking about HorsegiirL.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It would be more fitting if it were a tulip farm, no?

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The dish varies greatly across the country, with some places selling what Americans call Disco Fries, to the overwhelming deliciosity of a fresh Quebec poutine with curds that squeak when you bite them. It’s a delicious pile of salt, fat, and starch.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He looks a bit different after all that Radithor, but I can’t put my finger on it.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The incompetence is overwhelming.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He keeps saying that Iran has been decimated…. I don’t think he understands how past tense works…

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m afraid that now that he’s got his money safely locked away, he’s going to start printing money to pay off the national debt, triggering hyperinflation. He’s already talking about using “a certain amount of inflation” to quickly pay off the debt.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A baseball bat, dipped in glue and rolled in broken glass is an excellent substitute.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Tear it down and build a monument for Obama and Biden? I’m sure trump wouldn’t have an issue with that.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The way the Republicans are trying so hard to defend rapists, it will probably take them five entire minutes to pivot back to vilifying all non-white immigrants as being potential rapists.

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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You always bring a smile to my face! Thanks for being you, Flav🙂

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