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Buddy Beaver

@buddybeaver.bsky.social
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Smol sentient plastic beaver. Figurines designed and made in Canada. buddybeaver.ca

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Give them a Canadian Handshake
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I don’t think they’ll have an easy time occupying anything in the winter.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
President Brick Tamland
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What’s with that neck though?
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A Fox Simplex silent film camera fitted with a CinemaScope lens
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Steven Cheung
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Granada
Indiana Jones holding a rocket propelled grenade
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fixed it.
The glorious flag of Canada
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This foul mouth?
Steven Cheung
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy Halloween from Canada!!
A beaver trick or treating in a pumpkin costume
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Halloween collection is available now at buddybeaver.ca I hope you enjoy them.
A Buddy Beaver figurine with a jack o lantern for a head.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Canada stands with you.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The greatest t-shirt of all time.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My anaconda don’t want none
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Boo!!
A beaver dressed as a pumpkin for Halloween
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Absolutely!
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This Steven Cheung?
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wasn’t she engaged to this cokehead?
Man with a cocaine problem
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Isn’t this a scene from a film they show in a bookstore by the interstate?
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I read a book about this, how automation was going to make life so easy, and we would have so much leisure time. It was from the 70s…
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I helped pull two trapped seniors out of a burning building today.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But where would the future presidents secure any sensitive documents? In the shitter?
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I used to rock this patch back in the 90s.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Halloween collection is out now!
An adorable beaver in a pumpkin costume
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My anaconda don’t want none
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe it’s time for a sequel to The Bloody Assize.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I knew I’d seen that chin before!
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mine are so strong that I can only eat 1/4 of one at a time. An entire piece and I’d be spending the next 24 hours on the couch.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve finally launched my website, so now at last there’s a place to purchase finely crafted beaver figurines online. But only if you live in Canada. Don’t feel the need to rush, if anything sells out I’ll make more. New variants are planned for near weekly releases as we ramp up production.
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Buddy Beaver @buddybeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JD’s wildest fantasy
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