February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 18hI underestimated how long this organ meat would take to thaw so now I am helpless not to think thoughts like "is ketchup on rice cakes pretty good?" 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 19hyoutube.comトキオネにてYouTube video by Hitoshi Sakimoto(Basiscape) - Topic 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 19hI think the only device with a "fun to use : potential for grave fuckups" ratio of a mandolin slicer is a goddamned jetski 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 22h#: I am going to finish 1000xResist today or die trying *: is there a chance that you might die finishing a visual novel? #: assassin in the dumbwaiter 010
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 22hAUTHORITY: You said you weren't going to waste Saturday and it's already almost 9, you crumb. LOGIC: You went to bed at 3:30. You have had about five hours of sleep. ELECTROCHEMISTRY: ♫ In those Hollywood nights / In those Hollywood hills ♫ EMPATHY [Heroic: Failure] Don't post this, dude. 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 22hI adored NOLF and where in heaven's name can I get a proper print of that artwork 120
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 22hin this rare instance, yes, Mother should kick Miette like the football 120
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*laughs in my "is Simone really devoted to him? I mean, if I were to ask" Council of Cross-Time Kangs meeting agenda* 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026we are good friends of Pac-Man in the Pac-Land 020
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026well, I just watched it earlier today for the first time, and I didn't think there was anything wrong with it (although there's no one like the creator to see the cracks in a thing), but it was sort of a neat souvenir to hear you say "this was something I always wanted to do, hope I can do more!" 110
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026yes, 2002, the year in which an entirely different FMV game called Immortality came out and for which I've created a placeholder just in case you ever get the urge to review a game for the Miralvis Miracle, an MD-ROM machine that was only released through Shoney's Restaurants brief dip into games 010
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I've locally stored the long-form videos (I hope that's all right) starting with Immortality from 2002, but used the shorts to find a perfect vertical image 210
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026@katieandcatburger.bsky.social I needed to make a vertical image for your series on my Plex server, so I decided to go Eric Andre with it 120
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFd...youtube.comSimpsons Liver and OnionspostingYouTube video by JuiceOne 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I had a craving and four white onions I needed to use, so I did what anyone would do and bought two pounds of beef liver. This weekend should be pretty nice. 010
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@jonkimball.bsky.social I don't know if you've read this before, but your back-and-forth about the role and/or toughness of beards and their place in a certain aesthetic reminded me of this excellent piece from 2019: popula.com/2019/02/24/a...popula.comAbout FaceDeath and surrender to power in the clothing of men. 010
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026alright, Martha Stewart, I am trusting* your oats-to-liquid ratio** for overnight oats not to make me furious by leaving me with a bunch of standing liquid I want oats so thick I could perform an act of spontaneous masonry with them * despite the criminal record! I know, I'm a saint ** 1 : 0.75 010
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026when things have been Not Great for a while, and then, in what feels like the bottomless middle of it all, I get several small wins in a row, I start wanting to check and see how many pages are left in the book, if you know what I mean 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026making a note of this trashy VHS foolishness since I once watched a 90s-era "how to win at slots" video that was, unintentionally, very funny in a way I think only this micro-genre can be 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I only remember two things from my dream last night: 1) excitedly going on in that "I'm glad you asked!" way about Doug Moench's run on MASTER OF KUNG FU (1974-1983) 2) being given a tiny crystal unicorn with a stiff little spring for a horn; it was a delightful tactile object 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*eating sardines out of the tin while watching someone talk about an old computer game* I am CLEARLY the hero of this story 111
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026in commercials, they say, "we're located in the Nice Triangle," and everyone knows where that is 030
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026funnily enough, that dovetails in the goofiest way with good old Kurt Vonnegut's conclusion that, explicitly, we are here to fart around although of course there ought to be room in one's philosophy for courtesy w/r/t human smells 011
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026yeah, "I have come to the conclusion, after reading and / or writing thousands of pages of people figuring out what it means to feel a sense of awareness, that we're intended to create and enjoy lemon merengue pie" is really comforting I'm being a little stinker, but, well. 110
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026for a game that was clearly intended to be "we have Phoenix at home", Demon Attack is really good and if you've never seen the cover art with the silver kitbashed dinosaurs, treat yourself 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Here's what I'm thinking: you and I both know things our beloved pets do not and would not wish knowledge of upon them. Our periods of communion with them are, accidentally (?) by extension, are our reprieves from that knowledge. I'm not saying there's a link between despair and $@3748_ SIGNAL LOST 110
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026okay I know Chairman Kaga meant something entirely different with his words, but "starless restaurant" is just about the cleanest way to describe my heart I've ever heard 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@baybayfriend.bsky.social I just saw this and thought "this is the most wonderful way for a person to be" and then I thought "oh wow, it turns out I am Grassy" 1131
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this sounds like I regretted to inform him that he was right, when in fact I just wanted to use the "a" and "b" mode for comedic effect and didn't think it though in this apology, I will (USER WAS ELECTROCUTED FOR THIS POST) 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026again, not a Popeye 24/7 account but I just watched a cartoon from 1939 whose entire five-minute, extremely direct message was "don't hit your child" and I regret to inform Popeye that (a) he's right and (b) he still has a lot of asses to kick 010
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I swear this is not a Popeye fan account but a short in which they receive a letter to tone down the violence and end up beating the shit out of each other while performing etiquette was just now like a shot of B12 to my soul 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 😇 hey sweetie! why don't you watch something from your library that 😈 SURVIVE STYLE 5+ 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I regret to inform my young punk self that the Pope, yes, that Pope, is my ally against fascism and aesthetic decay 0262
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the comic timing of these two panels in an otherwise serious (such as it is) narrative 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026look, I've heard how Nextdoor is basically a way for boomers to be Gargamel while telling each other that they're still morally righteous, but my somewhat removed experience is that... people want ways to be nice to each other. A lost dog the community came together to find came home. 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am watching a (blessedly commentary-free) 100% playthrough of Solomon's Key (NES) and while I did and do love everything about this game, Tecmo drank like three liters of bullshit juice before they made it some of these levels and secrets are so very OH HOW FUCKING DARE YOU and they knew it 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026conversely, how a Pisces man attracts people through texts is by getting extremely harmed 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You put your entire heart into this and it shows. I think you've really made something special. 010
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026REAL THING (Baxter, vocals/guitar) (Warlock, bass) (Bisky, drum machine) BIG MEMORIES (1976) THREE CARD MONTE (1977) GRANITE ALLSORTS (1981) This pseudonymous trio put out three essential EPs before vanishing in 1982 shortly after a performance in which Bisky turned out to be a time machine. 110
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*Alec Baldwin introducing a musical guest on Saturday Night Live voice* ladies and gentlemen, the Taito F2 sound font 100
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tom Poston as George Utley in NEWHART S6E12: The *cows* are *leaving*?! My brain: I need to pause this immediately and play Majestic Twelve: the Space Invaders Part IV 000
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When I was young, I would spend hours in the library poring over these books until I eventually found affordable copies of them. I would even write entries and discographies for imaginary bands in this style. These books felt like getting a driver's license. 120
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my goodness GRACIOUS the Intellivision homebrew port of Time Pilot is good it's incredible what people are coaxing out of a machine built in 1977, although for the sake of my basic education it's probably for the best this renaissance took place after I learned how to reduce fractions 010
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026me and my crew playing Math Blaster at 5000x speed in Doctor Doom's fancy new computer lab 020
February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026got to Fantastic Four #300, saw a wedding officiant introduced as "Gurdon Brewster," and thought "that is way too specific to not be a reference," and it is! a neat one! Gurdon Brewster (1937-2017) was a chaplain and sculptor, making him a perfect choice for the wedding of Alicia Masters. 021
