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Bubba Zord

@bubbazord.bsky.social
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I aim to misbehave Militant cross-stitcher Worker of wood Protector of midget vibrating birds Apologies for the profanity - unless you're MAGA, in which case FUCK YOU

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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 9h
is elon's money actually swaying the race or did he just set fire to a couple hundred million to no end?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
so he looks pissy and stupid. good job.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
too fucking right.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i can't believe that she did that to her face on purpose. looks like a fucking alien...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Bungles
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But she let's cheeto jeebus motorboat her
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my money is on the lettuce and i'm offering ten to one odds on that
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
until she gets her face done up in resting mar-a-lago style i refuse to recognize her as presssec
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
dear lord, sissy from eta beta pi is in charge...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oops a fine breakfast
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sounds like a side breakfast to me
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But what kind of pizza?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i almost feel sorry for skeletor...sorry, susan dell. almost.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
is it just me or did Rosalynn Carter always look like she was up to some mischief?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
she won't last long unless she gets resting mar-a-lago face. someone send her susan dell's way, stat.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
...clever girl...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rightfully so
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
to a woman. a woman of color. the shitweasel in chief is going to need a gross of ketchup bottles
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wow. i mean...yeah, just wow. i keep thinking he can't get any stupider.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you know the main issue i have with voting for gavin newsome? he was fucking kimberly. shows a lacj of judgement.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
kimmy wishes she looked as hot as susan dell...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh stephen... we won't JUST put trump in prison.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
michael designed susan's new look using Chat GPT...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
amen, pedro. come for my people, you have to go through me.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if ever there was a reason for castration...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what a small, pathetic little shit weasel.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
their new outward appearance now reflects the evil within them.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's two guys who need to spend time in a small box...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just go with it. I recommend Cornish pasties as a new fixation. Could just be that your inner self is looking out for you here
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Samosaa are an outstanding fixation
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another reason to love the guy
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So... CAMP SHITWEASEL?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the fatter the wallet, the dumber the dumber the guy...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
then there's the part following - extreme civil unrest, rioting, march on DC by decent folks, trump and GOP flee to Russia.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that's stephen miller and he feels so pretty
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tommy t is just another GOPer cunt.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
megyn is a cunt.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rick is upset because he isn't getting to commit as much fraud as he once did
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a woman married to a man who bought 15 houses on a government salary telling us the Rs need to stay on power so they can buy another 15. corrupt shit weasel.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
seems like we ought to relocate the population of israel to Gaza and hand Israel over to the Palestinians. let the fuckers who flattened it fix it.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From your lips to God's ears...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
here's hoping that neither Alito nor Clarence "60 Percent" Thomas are smart enough to retire until after the new congress is sworn in. i want to see Senate Dems invoke the McConnell Rule.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ah yes. as per SOP, the GOP robs us then fucks us then blames us.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one thinks about men who do this and then one thinks on shallow holes in the deep woods...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no way his calves look that good in heels.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is public flogging a step too far for graffiti?
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