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Bubba Zord

@bubbazord.bsky.social
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I aim to misbehave Militant cross-stitcher Worker of wood Protector of midget vibrating birds Apologies for the profanity - unless you're MAGA, in which case FUCK YOU

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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 3h
we aren't getting skynet because of an evil AI program. we're going to get skynet because of greed and egregious dumbfuckery of the most henious kind.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have had all of this shit i can take. 11 years of the preening sociopathic shit weasel and his cult are more than anyone ought to have to put up with. i want him crushed in November. I want moses mike johnson to be humiliated. i want abbott and pedo-paxton to be stunned.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the fight between Amazon and mayor voltron robzombie, bet on voltron
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
those pearls aren't going to clutch themselves...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
trump is the human equivalent of a super bug combining all the worst of cholera and ebola. if constant shitting yourself doesn't kill you, the bleeding will.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
karl freaking rove says he's voting for a democrat. no words.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i find myself in favor of a one-state solution, as long as it's Palestine. Israel has lost the right to be a nation. they had a chance, they have shown they are the nazis.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Engaged a chatbot for Aer Lingus today, to offer a compliment to a flight attendant. The chatbot proceeded to take my info, then inform me (enthusiastically) that I had to register the compliment on line.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This past week's exercise in wood.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One hopes shit weasel ed sheeran is experiencing the spiritual equivalent of having his testicles in a vice. Hope the suffering is lengthy and intense, ed
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Day 1 of Ed Sheerans PR crisis. Let's make sure it lasts a looooooong rime. And Ed is a shit weasel.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw one of these delivery robots yeaterday, all decked out with advertising for Resident Evil... No notes
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When the AI comes after us i hope it eats the tech bros first
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just got back from taking my wife to yet another medical appointment at the University of Washington. The usual "pass the patient" to another specialist... But the cherry on the cake? 1/6th of my gross income in medical expenses is not enough. the fuckers charge me for parking.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
every now and then my heart softens and I think about making peace with the maga farmer who's going broke, the trumpsters in ass crack, alabama, who have a data center in their back yard now, the GOP cracker who got his SNAP benefits cut... but the feeling passes and i revert to "LET THEM BURN!"
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No words...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
clearly we need billionaires still. otherwise, who would keep the designers of silly hats employed? (also, poor move @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social )
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
everyday, in every way, we need to remind @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social that he is unfit to be the speaker of the house.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
like to start the ball rolling here. Pramila Jayapal for speaker of the house.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is what spineless cunts look like. hey @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social why don't you just get on your knees?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
what common ground with kushner? is @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social looking to get a piece of the grift?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
not original, and i love the sentiment.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
dear @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social every week or so i get some mailer from you, telling me all about you and the democrats are fighting the evils and corruption of trump. this includes, of course, a plea for money. how i hear you are meeting with jared kushner and don't support medicare for all.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
yes, i support the dems sweeping this november. no, i do not support it at the cost of going back to "normal." normal costs me 1/6th of my gross income so my wife and i can have shitty health care coverage. it means i have to buy prescriptions from a canadian pharmacy so i can continue to breath.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"son, best advice i can give you is don't fuck crazy."
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social when did affordable health care become too extreme for the party that brought us the social safety net? you worried the corporate money is going to stop coming in?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social just to be clear, my issue is not with the Democrats. my issue is with Democrats who play ball with fascists to get back to "normal." normal sucked. normal means i pay 1/6th of my income for health care wake up. read the room. get in the fight or get out of the way.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
this you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ? bad form. poor judgement. the wrong choice to be the next speaker.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ossoff nailed it. keep the GOP defending trump's binkie and they'll keep digging the hole deeper and deeper.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
since it's august 4th will they announe the sad passing of mitch now?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
just got the daily call from the people wanting to buy my house over the phone. it's a small pleasure to answer the call and tell them to fuck allllll the way off.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
they really are inbred fuckwits, aren't they?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I propose we nominate @johnfetterman.com as festering boil on the ass of the nation, an embarrassment to the great state of PA, a bottom-dwelling, window-licking fuck wit of a shit weasel punk ass bitch. can i get a second?
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sparing a moment to think about old mitch...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
DING DONG A WITCH IS DEAD. BYE BYE LADY G.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BOO YAH
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Death needs to pull off the hat trick
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lady G put trump before the country. May he roast in hell over a low fire...
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lady G is dead. happy Sunday.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
it should not go missed that bernie, voltron robzombie, ossoff, pete, and AOC are way more popular than any mainstream dem. could it be they get it? it's not just about taking back the house and senate. it's long past time the Dems represented the people.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
funny how the centrist dems and the never trump repubs are all whackiing on mamdani the old guard business-as-usual pols - the ones who got us here - are nervous we aren't going to go back to the bad place they'd be right in that thinking
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
sounds like @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is butt hurt. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you have this backwards. you are the old way. time for you to learn to work with the man with the vision, the man who is delivering. not the other way around.
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Bubba Zord @bubbazord.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
From @sykescharlie.bsky.social (whom I adore). The problem is, Charlie, is it's not an either or. Opposing Goldman for his support of israel does not mean we aren't focused on defeating trump. It does mean we're focused on CHANGE. I still love your stuff, but you're wrong here.
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