Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 32mDon't let Todd Bowles get back on the plane if the Bucs lose this game. 181
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 1hThe Cowboys tonightstatic.klipy.comIt's Coming Out of Me Like Lava! Diarrhea MemeALT: It's Coming Out of Me Like Lava! Diarrhea Meme 040
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 1hThe Eagles might be flying dead stick, but that will not stop me from enjoying this Cowboys meltdown as nearly double-digit favorites one bit 2191
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 8hI do this in a longstanding fantasy football league — simliar stakes, I know — and it is HILARIOUS when it backfires on the person who handpicked their opponent. The slander potential is truly endless here. 040
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 8hI'm sure the rest of what MLB is proposing in its next CBA is hot garbage, but... I'm very here for the "higher seed picks its opponent in the playoffs" idea. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...espn.comMLB proposes shorter regular season, best-of-7 Division SeriesMajor League Baseball proposed to shorten the regular season to 154 games from 162 games starting in 2029 and to expand the Division Series to best-of-seven in bargaining with players. 160
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 8hWhenever someone without small kids finds out how much child care costs these days, they look like you just murdered a puppy right in front of them (aka pulled a Noem) 2110
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 8hI remember when that website wasn’t just AI slop (I got the same PR email) 010
Reposted by Bryan ToporekMicah @rincewind.run · 9hthe reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it 7282151979
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 10hSomeone this stupid should not be one step away from the presidency. (I fully recognize who the president is right now, thank you.) 380
Reposted by Bryan ToporekDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 14hThis is the thing. If AI is supposed to save you time for the things that Really Matter, and reading a book to your baby is not something that Really Matters, then what are you doing? These guys really just want AI to live their lives while they grind Kalshi and Polymarket all day every day. 30765124
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 22hTHE BREWERS JUST ROBBED THE PADRES OF A GAME-TYING HR FDAJLFDJAF;ADKS 150
Reposted by Bryan ToporekErin Grugan @eringrugan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Quinta Brunson posted this to her IG to celebrate the start of Abbott Elementary's 6th season... looks like some familiar Sixers faces will be in the newest episode! 014711
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So much for Operation Steal Jay Huff From The Pacers 😭 060
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Got a bunch on here too, although most were just ripping Fanatics and were therefore hilarious bsky.app/profile/btop... 010
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It is very nice to have NBA live tweets on the TL again. We’re so back. 0222
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026LeBron’s Polymarket deal is (deservedly) not super popular on here 110
Reposted by Bryan ToporekOh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bill Kennedy announcements are back!!! 05614
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As long as it's not Deshaun, I'm open for business. 010
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can't imagine they'd cut him outright, would have to think they'd explore a trade, especially since he doesn't have a ton of guaranteed money left on his deal? 100
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't understand the NFL cap nearly as well as the NBA's, but... 200
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And oh, by the way, they have a potential out in Jalen Hurts' contract in 2028, which I'm sure is a total coincidence 261
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Eagles are eating big dead cap hits for A.J. Brown and Cam Jurgens in 2026 + 2027. They now have two 1st-round picks and two 2nd-round picks in 2028. That seems like a pretty clear signal about where they're headed in the short term + when they're planning to ramp back up. 1103
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That split is still WAY too close given *gestures wildly at everything over the past 20 months* 040
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026idk about the cap implications of trading him now, but could this seen be a way to clear salary for some of their upcoming extensions (Quinyon, Coop, etc.?) 070
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Injuries (and shitty coaching) forced their hand, but yes 030
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can't complain about that compensation! bsky.app/profile/insi... 010
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026At least the teardown has begun! bsky.app/profile/insi... 141
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Very good read from @teamziller.bsky.social here. 020
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Let me rephrase it this way: Do you know a single person who actually watches First Take? 110
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's always on at my dentist's office as well lol 010
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s Joe Satriani SZN (Not to be confused with Nick Sirianni, who is a bozo) 010
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sounds like yet another good reason to stop using those platforms tbh 0112
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just realized Evan Mobley's current extension is worth more than the one Victor Wembanyama signed this summer... www.spotrac.com/nba/contract...static.klipy.com 190
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The responses to this make me genuinely curious: How many of First Take's ~500K viewers are individual homes vs. "out-of-home viewers" (bars, restaurants, etc)? Is that data broken out anywhere? I have a feeling it would expose something that ESPN wouldn't want anyone to see... 3130
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mortgage rates are also at a three-year high, apparently. Higher is better, right? Business is booming for the Hottest Country In The World!! www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...reuters.comUS 30-year mortgage rate hits highest in nearly three yearsThe interest rate on the most common US home loan jumped last week to to 7.49%, worsening affordability for buyers four weeks before elections that will decide if the Republicans keep control of Cong... 040
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This means the economy is finally fixed, right? Thank you so much, President Trump, for making America great again! Excellent job, sir! 2100
Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I only say that because it's always on at my dentist's office lol And I'm assuming that gets baked into one of their 500K "daily viewers" 120