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Brandon

@bspencer.bsky.social
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Software Engineer, Soccer Coach, Casual Historian, Olympic Hopeful He/Him

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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 23h
In a lot of ways, this reminds me a bit of how Matt Bevin ended up losing his re-election campaign. Every time he opened his mouth, he made things worse...and he couldn't stop opening his mouth.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When down to the family reunion and caught my first "What's up OG?" from one of the young cousins. I immediately disintegrated into dust.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'll admit, I was unfamiliar with his game
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Stephen Miller every time Balogun scores
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Tony Soprano & Uncle Ben's Rice in Kitchen
Alt: Tony Soprano & Uncle Ben's Rice in Kitchen
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Swiss? Cheese.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Brazil women rolling up the game
Photo of the isley brothers looking stylish. Caption: Which of these fellas got a knife on him? A response: The Isley Brothers? All of them
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Literally everyone is saying this
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Reading the final chapters of Foner’s Reconstruction post-Callais really is something
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
No idea how I ended down a Chaka Khan rabbit hope at the gym tonight but i aunty mad it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/04/2026
maybe a hot take? not only is ziggy sobotka a great character and a great performance (RIP james ransone), but looking back from the vantage point of today, "young man struggling with his masculinity and yearning to be recognized as a man commits catastrophic violence" is incredibly prescient.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Gabriel is Romero with better PR
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt
Planet of the apes the musical
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The man's doing what he loves
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Spurs cursed
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Spurs cursed
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/03/2026
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sin…
Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@tottenhamhotspur.com I'm available
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
May everyone be hugged like this at least once in their life.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
🫡🫡🫡 One of my favorite things I've ever been involved in
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Despite all my rage
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Thomas Frank is legit fixin to relegate my club.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Post a banger that’s not in English
youtu.be
Life On Mars?
YouTube video by Seu Jorge - Topic
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Deleted signal now that I know it's compromised Find me on AOL instant messenger posting cryptic away messages that might be about you but probably aren't.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A picture of Ms Rachel and Zohran Mamdani pretending to cry
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The Last Jedi is third best star wars movie
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
If a small child has tried try to lie to you about something, then you know what it’s like to read the redacted Epstein files released today.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Me, talking about Fake Avril and Jack Harlow chin fillers
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
No one needs a French Andrew Tate movie
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
It’s Noggin’ Time
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It's nice they built the statue from body parts recovered from the Caribbean drone strikes.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I named both my fists weevil but I’ll only hit you with one so it’s up to you to choose the lesser of two weevils
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I have always referred to my dad's college roommate as Uncle Buzz. I am Uncle Spence to kids of no blood relation because that is who my family is.
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I demand to speak to a manager
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Incredible news
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JazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So exhausting..
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Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a striped shirt on
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
🗣🗣🗣 youtu.be/Y0ORhLyJWuc?...
youtu.be
Miley Cyrus - Angels Like You (Official Video)
YouTube video by MileyCyrusVEVO
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Kudus and Richarlison celebrating a goal
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It's all the same guy
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Look at Chairface Chippendale over here
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
To be fair, they asked if he knew the song, and he said maybe
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Heads up Lexington folks. This is the worst timeline
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Brandon @bspencer.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
In the sense that Mount Rushmore was built on a sacred Native American site by a racist white man to diminish non whites but couldn't finish it because he ran out of money and just abandoned it, then yes. He's a Mount Rushmore level President
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