Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 21/05/2026Taking a very brief pause from my bsky break to declare that I will be complying with the EHRC guidance like I comply with this country's drug laws 🖕🖕 040
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 06/05/2026removed bluesky from my phone and after a quick browse on my personal computer realised that it is indeed a very boring place, see yall around 120
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 01/05/2026Just applied to an evening part-time course for Carpentry and Joinery. They asked for my GCSEs which was a struggle to remember. Hopefully the degree will be sufficient. Fingers crossed I get accepted🤞 060
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 30/04/2026The sun is so warm, the sea is so beautiful, and the wind is so... windy 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 29/04/2026A friend starts a social group and I reply saying "sounds great!" and everyone else in the group just emoji reacts to the only message posted by the founder, and I suddenly realise... am I a loser? Should I just have emoji reacted? 300
Reposted by Laura MelonPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/04/2026My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates 22942431037
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 26/04/2026Yeah 😕 it started off innocently enough and has really ramped up in the last 6 months 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 26/04/2026Alas my work is now measuring AI use and tying it to performance reviews. Otherwise it's a great place to work, but it feels like the writing is on the wall. Tech was never my dream, so it feels like a good excuse to change career finally. Whether I can afford to is another question! 120
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 26/04/2026I'm going to start retraining in a trade, I've found a local college course. I really do fear for my career. 110
Reposted by Laura MelonDaily Civ Quotes @civquotes.surminus.com · 23/04/2026"It's not the towering sails, but the unseen wind that moves a ship" English Proverb 011
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 22/04/2026The entire rest of the country does it, just not London. I think it's to do with the sheer volume of people, though. 120
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 15/04/2026When I think of a "royal gala" it should summon my imagination in an explosion of splendor, not remind me of a distinctly average apple 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 11/04/2026I'm not sure how I ended up browsing r/UK_Food, but it is people posting the most disgusting meals, with this one guy posting a "treat" like 4 times a week 000
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 08/04/2026The biggest issue with AI is CEOs being under the delusion they're useful individual contributors again 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 07/04/2026Great, on-call for the apocalypse, have to stay sober 🙄 021
Reposted by Laura MelonStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/04/2026 437793
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 02/04/2026my friend very kindly sent me a chocolate egg, but I believe the real motivation was sending the cat a box of Mon Petit Intense 110
Reposted by Laura MelonDaily Civ Quotes @civquotes.surminus.com · 02/04/2026"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it" Publius Syrus 001
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 01/04/2026Feeling exhausted/ill so taking it easy at home this week and the cat could not be happier 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 31/03/2026turn it into a backpack and become some sort of telecoms ghostbuster 000
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 29/03/2026Then woke up the next day after 4 hours sleep, did a 12k hike in Balcombe, snuck in a quick bath, then carried my heavy artisan furniture up to my bedroom with the help of amazing friends, and frankly, I am absolutely pooped!!! 020
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 29/03/2026This weekend I played football for 2 hours Saturday morning, put up a shelf, went to my neighbour's party at the local pub and met other locals, had my first night at Revenge, swung back into the local pub to randomly meet the guy who sold his house to me... 120
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 29/03/2026I really enjoyed this book too. I can't believe you read it in one morning though! 110
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 28/03/2026As an expert, can you estimate the number of memorial benches in the UK? What proportion do you have on OpenBenches? 110
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 26/03/2026I'm asking for £250000 for a 5% stake in my company, Office Sidecat 100
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 26/03/2026Can anyone recommend an office chair that has a little "sidecar" for a cat? because she hates it when she can't sit next to me when I'm working at my desk 110
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 25/03/2026I just gave myself a nasal rinse. I am Reborn. I can smell things properly again. 020
Reposted by Laura Melonflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This is completely insane, lads. It’s not her that’s obsessed with anything, it the tiny gaggle of absolute headbangers who have not stopped screaming at her about it for five years. *You* are the wackos here, not her.bbc.co.ukNicola Sturgeon denies 'obsession' with gender reformsThe ex-SNP leader, who is stepping down from Holyrood this week, has defended her support for the trans community. 14480128
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 24/03/2026I don't know about cheapest... but Claude Code? My guess is that it'll immediately write a Python script to analyse the data, and then you can do a little refinement based off that. 011
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 23/03/2026Well there's not much dynamic big boat action (it gets stuck pretty quickly) but there is some hardcore small boat action 100
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 23/03/2026Nice, ITVX is basically the only thing I use these days. I need to lend you my Ernest Shackleton book now I've finished it, not supernatural like The Terror but it is an amazing, cold icy story! 110
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 22/03/2026Have you ever used worldofbooks.com? I only discovered it recently and it's great for 2nd hand books 111
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 20/03/2026When people ask me how I am, I always say "I'm good, thank you" but because of how I say it, they normally respond "I'm good thanks", even though I never asked (at least it makes me seem polite) 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 19/03/2026Particularly good in the weekday afternoon when it's quiet 000
