Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 21/05/2026Taking a very brief pause from my bsky break to declare that I will be complying with the EHRC guidance like I comply with this country's drug laws 🖕🖕 040
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 06/05/2026removed bluesky from my phone and after a quick browse on my personal computer realised that it is indeed a very boring place, see yall around 120
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 01/05/2026Just applied to an evening part-time course for Carpentry and Joinery. They asked for my GCSEs which was a struggle to remember. Hopefully the degree will be sufficient. Fingers crossed I get accepted🤞 060
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 30/04/2026The sun is so warm, the sea is so beautiful, and the wind is so... windy 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 29/04/2026A friend starts a social group and I reply saying "sounds great!" and everyone else in the group just emoji reacts to the only message posted by the founder, and I suddenly realise... am I a loser? Should I just have emoji reacted? 300
Reposted by Laura MelonPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/04/2026My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates 22942431037
Reposted by Laura MelonDaily Civ Quotes @civquotes.surminus.com · 23/04/2026"It's not the towering sails, but the unseen wind that moves a ship" English Proverb 011
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 15/04/2026When I think of a "royal gala" it should summon my imagination in an explosion of splendor, not remind me of a distinctly average apple 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 11/04/2026I'm not sure how I ended up browsing r/UK_Food, but it is people posting the most disgusting meals, with this one guy posting a "treat" like 4 times a week 000
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 08/04/2026The biggest issue with AI is CEOs being under the delusion they're useful individual contributors again 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 07/04/2026Great, on-call for the apocalypse, have to stay sober 🙄 021
Reposted by Laura MelonStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/04/2026 437793
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 02/04/2026my friend very kindly sent me a chocolate egg, but I believe the real motivation was sending the cat a box of Mon Petit Intense 110
Reposted by Laura MelonDaily Civ Quotes @civquotes.surminus.com · 02/04/2026"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it" Publius Syrus 001
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 01/04/2026Feeling exhausted/ill so taking it easy at home this week and the cat could not be happier 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 29/03/2026This weekend I played football for 2 hours Saturday morning, put up a shelf, went to my neighbour's party at the local pub and met other locals, had my first night at Revenge, swung back into the local pub to randomly meet the guy who sold his house to me... 120
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 26/03/2026Can anyone recommend an office chair that has a little "sidecar" for a cat? because she hates it when she can't sit next to me when I'm working at my desk 110
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 25/03/2026I just gave myself a nasal rinse. I am Reborn. I can smell things properly again. 020
Reposted by Laura Melonflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This is completely insane, lads. It’s not her that’s obsessed with anything, it the tiny gaggle of absolute headbangers who have not stopped screaming at her about it for five years. *You* are the wackos here, not her.bbc.co.ukNicola Sturgeon denies 'obsession' with gender reformsThe ex-SNP leader, who is stepping down from Holyrood this week, has defended her support for the trans community. 14481128
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 20/03/2026When people ask me how I am, I always say "I'm good, thank you" but because of how I say it, they normally respond "I'm good thanks", even though I never asked (at least it makes me seem polite) 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 19/03/2026I really have found the perfect little pub to work from in the afternoon 100
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 17/03/2026Never thought I'd utter these words, but sad to be getting to the end of my binge watch of Downton Abbey 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 15/03/2026Wanna see Ryan Gosling fuck a rock? Have I got the film for you 011
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 11/03/2026I think having animals on bank notes is a great idea, animals everywhere, all the time 100
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 10/03/2026I'm unsure how we got into this habit but the cat demands that she must sit to the left of me 220
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 04/03/2026Beautiful weather, worked from the pub and bumped into TWO people today, I am in high spirits 020
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 04/03/2026omg, my new GP phoned me out of the blue to discuss switching medications and blood test results, this is uncharted territory, amazing 040
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 24/02/2026Invention idea: a small butter fridge with a timer that automatically turns off early in the morning which allows my butter to become spreadable, and then turns back on around midday. Let me know if this already exists 020
Reposted by Laura MelonEddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers. 712448807
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 20/02/2026Fox on a roof (I honestly have no idea how it got up there) 230
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 20/02/2026Annoyingly I've never slept better and it involves getting into bed at 10pm and waking before 7am 110
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 16/02/2026There's a bus round here that goes to Goldstone Valley and I feel like I'm living in Transport Tycoon Deluxe every time I see it 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 15/02/2026It is an extremely wet day for a 3 hour football tournament 000
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 14/02/2026I've watched only the first two episodes of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms but have already derived more pleasure from those two episodes than I did from two seasons of House of the Dragon. A little whimsy makes a tale. 000
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 14/02/2026It's here! Halfway through one guy shook his head and said no, it's not coming up the stairs. So I said fuck that, let me help, and we got it up! 120
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 11/02/2026I started listening to Jazz FM in the evening on my little DAB radio and it got me in the mood for stoned listening to The Nightfly by Donald Fagen, and hello! I'm back again in yet another Steely Dan phase 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 09/02/2026Saw him this morning and he gave me a catalogue of tools, plus he has a box of screws for me. He's going to show me which drill I should get. 120
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 08/02/2026As I listen to jazz sipping whiskey while looking over the lights of Brighton in my fancy house, I realise I have become Bosch, from the TV series, Bosch 010
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 08/02/2026I was thoroughly engrossed in The Secret Agent, so much so that I suffered real whiplash from the ending 011
Reposted by Laura Melonflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I think we can say there’s definitely Noticing Things going on now, at the BBC. You might have got this stuff piecemeal here and there but now they’re just laying it out in blunt terms. 624273
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 07/02/2026Another afternoon spent browsing vintage and used furniture shops without luck. I really need to go with someone who says "you should get it!" occasionally l. 210
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 30/01/2026Had a good chat with my next door neighbour who is a tradesman, who can "do everything", and who has already offered to pop by over the weekend to drill out a rusted screw I'm having issues with. Amazing. 040
Laura Melon @bsky.surminus.com · 29/01/2026I just had a really in-depth chat with an engineer from Southern Water about my external stopcock, the external stopcock replacement scheme in my area, the faulty part that was installed in these stopcocks, why they were faulty, why they were recalled, the process for calling engineers out... 200
