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Sanity Optional 🦋

@bsky.ltd
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Had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for breakfast. What timeline is this? 🍸⏳️| comedy | sarcasm | science | atheist 🦋

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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 06/10/2026
Leave it to a writer to say too much
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 27/09/2026
I think Death needs to see an optometrist! Fucking aim sucks this past year!
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Eye Exam: Which is Better, One or Two?
ALT: Eye Exam: Which is Better, One or Two?
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 17/09/2026
Watching Hail Mary for the 3rd time....cant get enough
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/09/2026
Welcome to human extinction
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 02/09/2026
If tRumps popularity percentile is in the 30's, then why are many of the primaries/elections so close? Shouldn't the 70/30 ratio be showing up somewhere?
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Aladdin Genie Confused Head Scratch
ALT: Aladdin Genie Confused Head Scratch
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 02/09/2026
Tiktok's promotion algorithm is VERY SUSPICIOUS. I promoted a video 51 secs long, got 21K Likes but those viewers only watched 3 secs each, on avg. Nothing happens in the first 3 secs so the Likes are obviously automation. The only people who watched the video (0.27%) really engaged. #tiktok
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 31/08/2026
If they only made food that allowed people to gain more intelligence or a spine.... Idiocracy
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 22/08/2026
That's part of the bottle object. Fuck the cup...its just for show.😄
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/08/2026
Imagine if humans bathed in dirt like birds.
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 20/07/2026
They weren't free, they were subsidized by the Gov, as I recall. But yes, there are other medications that should be "free" that would likely save us $$$ over time.
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 14/07/2026
Don't get drool on your shoes.
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 14/07/2026
I'll never know because I'm not watching. My personal time is too valuable to waste.
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 13/07/2026
Found it. www.nba.com/2026-summer-...
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2026 Summer League Vegas | Schedule | NBA.com
2026 Summer League Vegas | Schedule
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 13/07/2026
Do you have the summer schedule with times and channels?
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 11/07/2026
Only one way to settle this. Cage fight!!
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Seinfeld Play Fight
ALT: Seinfeld Play Fight
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 11/07/2026
I'm confused. How will we know Mitch is dead? Seems like he's been walking dead for about a decade.
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Shaun Of The Dead: Simon Pegg & Nick Frost
ALT: Shaun Of The Dead: Simon Pegg & Nick Frost
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 11/07/2026
Explain to me why ANY POLITICIAN can't just walk into a hospital and personally check on McConnell? It's all a game. We are the pawns.
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Snake wants the chess pawn
ALT: Snake wants the chess pawn
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 10/07/2026
Why doesn't a Dem leader just go visit him and find the fuck out? Jeesh
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 10/07/2026
Why does a Democrat leader go visit him? FFS do something smart for once
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 09/07/2026
Great video....Wishing you well from New England...sent you a donation $$$
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 09/07/2026
Maybe someday he will wake up and forget how to get to the Oval Office. We will find him rowing a boat in the reflecting pool.
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Bart Simpson Rowing a Boat
ALT: Bart Simpson Rowing a Boat
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 09/07/2026
Why doesn't a Dem leader just go check on him? FFS. They all play the same game against US!
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 09/07/2026
All these stupid religions and their "books"! Did their God write these book? NO. Well I guess they're not that powerful, are they? Can't even make a book appear? Ha! #religion
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 02/07/2026
I'll miss JB but not him repeatedly dribbling off his own foot at key moments.
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 02/07/2026
Or it could be a hell of a summer
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 02/07/2026
Off the bar!!!
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 01/07/2026
NH, WTF is this shite? #nh Just another crappy Dem candidate.
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 18/06/2026
Elifiknow
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 09/06/2026
Or take a knee during the anthem
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 02/06/2026
I knew it reminded me of something....
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 02/06/2026
Thank God im not on Instagram
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Dog Says 'Phew!' with a Tissue
ALT: Dog Says 'Phew!' with a Tissue
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 26/05/2026
A monkey knows not to touch a hot stove twice. Obviously a monkey is smarter. Stop grabbing the fucking snake, you idiot.
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Snake Bite
ALT: Snake Bite
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 24/05/2026
The human creature is at it's best when it's playing music.
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 12/05/2026
The Pam Bondi playbook....deflect, accuse etc
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 10/05/2026
Just get the tattoo so you can stop threatening us. Lol 😆
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 10/05/2026
I have it too....like driving nails into my head
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 08/05/2026
Netanyahu supporters are complicit with genocide. How they can even sit for Rosh Hashanah befuddles me. They are the MAGAs of Israel. The same goes for those who support Hamas. Both parties are failures in the eyes of ANY God.
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 07/05/2026
It blows my mind that anyone could believe putting 8 Billion creatures in a closed environment would have NO effect. Climate Destruction is real.
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Facepalm Simon Cowell
ALT: Facepalm Simon Cowell
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 05/05/2026
You know you will use this...
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 04/05/2026
Lactose intolerant?
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
I dont doubt it
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
The upside is no tattoo on you arse
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
Across both cheeks. Atleast do it in reverse so you can see it in the mirror
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
Does that include jail time for graffiti?
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
Why does Jaylen dribble off his foot so much?
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
Pad Thai karma
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
Friggin Maxey with full arm pushoffs but no foul
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
Celtics lose and I have to wait till August for football. Not watching the Red Sox....
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a man in a military uniform is crying with tears coming out of his eyes
ALT: a man in a military uniform is crying with tears coming out of his eyes
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
My dog left... Granted, I don't gave a dog
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Sanity Optional 🦋 @bsky.ltd · 03/05/2026
Ok, just NO cheese steak!!!
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