Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 6hMe when it’s 7:12 and game time was 7:05 and the broadcasters still haven’t done the keys to the game 010
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 10/09/2026Yes I made a Pennsatucky emoji for my iPhone. No I will not stop using it. 010
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 08/09/2026I’m so sorry but I saw this photo on linkedin and I love it so much 051
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 26/08/2026if you look carefully in the glossy monitor reflection you’ll see that my head is mentally ill 220
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 26/08/2026I regret to inform you that I am cooking meth with claude 120
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 17/06/2026Being a parent is just kinda this on loop for many many years 030
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 15/06/2026say what you will about anthropic, but the pulsating butthole logo is elite at telling you right up front what they do 0307
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 11/06/2026We should have known something was wrong at exactly this point 000
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 10/06/2026Cookie Crisp is great when you’re hungry and want 2,000 of something 040
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 08/06/2026GO Mia! Girls on the run is so much fun Girls on the run is so much 5k Girls Fun the run is 5k on so much 000
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 02/06/2026tomorrow my kid’s preschool will be exposed to live birds of prey, follow for live updates 020
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 01/06/2026Offline wife sent me this completely earnest text this morning and I think she ought to start posting 191
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 27/05/2026Should have been more suspicious when my wife got so enthusiastic about me wanting an iPad for my birthday 071
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 25/05/2026Insider reporting from me says my getting married is “95% done.” The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on me finding a girlfriend and locating her clit 040
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 16/05/2026I see this billboard at least once a week and my insurance is starting to frown upon the number of cars I’ve angrily wrapped around a pole 011
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 12/05/2026Presently squirting this entire can straight into my mouth like a total piece of shit 020
Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 10/05/2026t-minus nine days until i completely ruin my wife’s birthday 071
