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@bsky.crabstorage.com
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35 Oldge he/himb twitch.tv/crabstorage I poorly run sm64 and even poorlyer other stuff

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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 19h
how the fuck do i make the notifications stop? i got 2 notis even with my settings like this. I intentionally have notifications turned off on *everything* that isn't immediately important and still im getting these fucking things.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 22/09/2026
sent as private, probably because they don't want it anymore public than it is already, but this will be the best $37 anyone ever sends me, fuck you larry
a venmo payment for $37.42 from Oracle as part of a class action settlement
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 15/09/2026
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 01/09/2026
im desperate for dopamine atm please enjoy my sleeping cat and a picture i took of the moon the other day
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 20/08/2026
i had a theory 18 comparison open this whole run so it was better than I thought it was LOL
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 24/07/2026
I was so excited to get it without save states that I completely forgot to finish doing the star to get an xcam time
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 07/07/2026
bringing my regular 'portable stream' stuff with to GDQ (steam deck and dock), if you tune in to one of them and watch for an hour (or sub/gift, but don't spend money), you will earn this incredibly scuffed twitch chat badge i just made lmfao
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 18/06/2026
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 16/06/2026
YIPPIE
a hand holding some keys
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 15/06/2026
I bet this guy is gonna be salty as hell when I move all my shit out of this door in 2 days.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 07/06/2026
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 08/04/2026
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 06/04/2026
Spicy McWhale
an image of Brendan Fraser in 'The Whale' with his head replaced by a Spicy McCrispy sandwich
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 22/03/2026
*has a 15 minute meltdown* "oh nice that was a 3 minute gold"
a screenshot of a livesplit window showing a completed 120 star super mario 64 speedrun ending in 3 hours 34 minutes and 24 seconds.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 19/03/2026
LET'S GO BIG RED
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 16/03/2026
cat was going nuts at the window, flicked on the light and figured out why
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 13/03/2026
I suspect they are these devices I noticed go up in early/mid Jan, the shape profile of device inside the box roughly matches that of older Condor cameras but had my fingers in too many pies to dig deeper than that until now. one @ KT by theater on McKee, one above bus stop on fish hatch @ post rd
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 05/03/2026
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 02/03/2026
i know streams have been kind of light, but i have been cooking. I need to get the other computer running and setup my router DMZ but I'll have something soon.
A photograph of a laptop screen showing a fresh installation of Sharkord, an open source discord clone. The user has posted 'test' and 'hello'.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 23/01/2026
ok got pics of the boxes that went up, can anyone ID? Appears to be a PTZ camera globe behind the tint window, maybe a Condor? The tint to hide the fact that it follows? There was a bright green LED on them at night, similar to the Flock traffic cameras, which the city def has.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 12/01/2026
wtf that's 2 pbs with deaths in sky LOL, this time i replaced the 2nd death in sky with 2 missed throws.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 29/12/2025
YIPPIE
a vehicle dash with the odometer showing 200,000 miles.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 15/12/2025
YIPPIE (last night)
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 13/12/2025
spent like an hour doing runs after learning how to set up the ACE and just barely made my goal of under 5min for day one. under 4 gonna need to suck less but i think it's doable
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 31/10/2025
thank you ADR for getting this clip of me just cold blood murdering my teammate as I figured out how the fight worked LOL
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 12/09/2025
my goal was sub 4, and this feels like sub 3 is pretty close if i actually look at how to do 2 or 3 of the stars
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 11/09/2025
gave this mf a bowl cut 💀
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 17/08/2025
#legalizerecreationalparfait
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 17/08/2025
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 17/08/2025
fuck dude 20s off my SoB now lmao, gonna have to upgrade before running this again
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 14/08/2025
i was so locked into runs i didnt make a screenshot so heres one clipped from the vod, sub 10 soon.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 11/08/2025
Cashed in that coupon today @gtm.sm64.live
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 10/08/2025
hurray i have permission to never touch this category ever again (until next summer league)
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 09/08/2025
starting strong
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 05/08/2025
GARDENIA DOWN FINALLY this stat spread is absolutely sublime
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 20/07/2025
WERE out of the lab with a *SHINY SHUCKLE* I believe in this guy so hard
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 13/07/2025
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 09/07/2025
this togekiss is so wild. Volt Tackle was the TM from the first gym, it had roost before that. Who cares that we don't learn moves when we have coverage and 3 of them are STAB
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 03/07/2025
2 frames left
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 27/06/2025
its an :04, I split late after undoing an early autosplit. kind of disappointed again. after missing the 1:09 in last pb by falling 3 times in sky, I kind of assumed the next pb would get it. guess not.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 20/06/2025
this was a 2 minute pb and should have been 3:30 i fell 3 times in sky
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 11/06/2025
i missed splitting so i had to clip the vod for screenshot, i was comparing against sum of golds so i was ahead despite the red splits. 1:16:24 > 1:12:17
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 07/06/2025
porkchop sandwiches
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 06/06/2025
its bad but its faster, old pb was emu also
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 23/05/2025
www.twitch.tv/videos/24660... ^ there's the run. I now have the fastest time on console, the all time WR is ~40s faster on emulator I really like this game, mining, outfitting the ship, dealing with aliens, its such a good time. Highly suggest giving it a shot. 200 solar systems to explore.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 23/05/2025
FAT RNG gold on the last split, combined with ok RNG the rest of the run, easily within distance of the other console run now
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 19/05/2025
RNG sucks so bad but we're making things happen anyways
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 19/05/2025
WE ARE COOKING TONIGHT FRIENDS. WR on console is a 4:30 so we could maybe approaching it sooner than expected...
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 18/05/2025
i was learning a new old game, Starflight, that I really love casually tonight. This is where we ended. Of course I can't submit this last run because I wasn't recording and Charter Communications (Spectrum) doesn't provide the service they sell. But my day 1 goal was sub 6 and got it.
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crabstorage @bsky.crabstorage.com · 26/04/2025
Hi Paul f Tompkins I hope you have fun today doing a show, my burger was pretty good for dinner, I hope you also had a good dinner too, ok I'll talk to you later tonight when your show is done. Love you, byeeee
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